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What does a VP of Inclusion and Diversity at Twitter do?

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Elite offensive wagecucks
  06/27/17
Here is my best guess: Roll into the office around 9:45. ...
concupiscible vermilion den
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idiotic tanning salon hissy fit
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zombie-like outnumbered sneaky criminal shrine
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hairraiser point
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Light Abnormal Whorehouse Psychic
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saffron duck-like theatre queen of the night
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Ungodly state
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diverse pearly french chef native
  06/29/17
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Puce indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  06/29/17
From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equalit...
appetizing chartreuse becky lay
  06/27/17
I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so ...
Mahogany dashing halford
  06/27/17
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salmon location party of the first part
  06/29/17
So he does nothing and collects a paycheck?
concupiscible vermilion den
  06/27/17
Bro, do you even Ohana?
Clear Lascivious Hospital
  06/27/17
stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" a...
Ungodly state
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coral deranged useless brakes abode
  06/29/17
lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real
poppy glittery spot juggernaut
  06/29/17
twist
Green son of senegal
  06/29/17
Is this in English?
Puce indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  06/29/17
Did I write this? Jfc
Fishy Pozpig Old Irish Cottage
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Green son of senegal
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Pea-brained Market Milk
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I don't know, but I wish I had that job
nubile supple crotch business firm
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Sticky ticket booth depressive
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180 Plaza Associate
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poppy glittery spot juggernaut
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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Elite offensive wagecucks



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: concupiscible vermilion den

Here is my best guess:

Roll into the office around 9:45.

Talk to friends and shoot the shit until about 10:30.

Check emails. No new emails.

Work on a powerpoint presentation explaining gender pronouns. It will be unveiled at a company retreat next week. It is six slides and all the information is available on wikipeda.

It's now 12:30 so you go to lunch until about 2.

Attend a weekly meeting with other VPs at 2:30. This lasts until 3:30 and doesn't actually require you to do anything except say "the presentation is almost complete. It's definitely lit and woke!"

It's now 3:30 so you browse facebook for awhile because, well, who would actually browse twitter?

The clock hits 4:30. You check your online banking app to make sure your paycheck cleared. It feels good to make $230k a year while changing the world. Time to head home. Another big day at the office complete.



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: idiotic tanning salon hissy fit



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: zombie-like outnumbered sneaky criminal shrine



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: hairraiser point



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: Light Abnormal Whorehouse Psychic



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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: saffron duck-like theatre queen of the night



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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: Ungodly state



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: diverse pearly french chef native



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:01 AM
Author: Puce indian lodge sweet tailpipe



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: appetizing chartreuse becky lay

From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce:

Glassdoor: If you had to break up your day or time into a pie chart, what would the sections be? How do you allocate your work time?

Prophet: One of the paradigms at Salesforce is the notion of ordinal ranking, this comes from our V2MOM process. For us in the Office of Equality, the number-one priority where I spent 30%, a quarter of my time, would be empowering our Ohana Groups. Our Ohana Groups are the backbone and the muscle and the fiber that carries the company’s equality culture forward.

In parallel, we work on increasing the diversity and representation of the footprint of the company. The third, and this goes hand in hand with the Ohana Groups, is a focus on the culture and making sure that the culture feels inclusive. The fourth in parallel and importantly are the equality efforts outside the company. We’re doing all those four things.

https://www.fastcompany.com/3069082/why-salesforces-new-equality-chief-is-thinking-beyond-diversity



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Mahogany dashing halford

I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so little in so many words?

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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: salmon location party of the first part



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: concupiscible vermilion den

So he does nothing and collects a paycheck?

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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: Clear Lascivious Hospital

Bro, do you even Ohana?

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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: Ungodly state

stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce' and looked for a gun to stick in my mouth.



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:09 AM
Author: coral deranged useless brakes abode



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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: poppy glittery spot juggernaut

lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:16 AM
Author: Green son of senegal

twist

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:02 AM
Author: Puce indian lodge sweet tailpipe

Is this in English?

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: Fishy Pozpig Old Irish Cottage

Did I write this? Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:06 AM
Author: Green son of senegal



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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: Pea-brained Market Milk



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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: nubile supple crotch business firm

I don't know, but I wish I had that job

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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:05 AM
Author: Sticky ticket booth depressive



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Date: June 29th, 2017 5:09 AM
Author: 180 Plaza Associate



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Date: July 1st, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: poppy glittery spot juggernaut



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