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What does a VP of Inclusion and Diversity at Twitter do?

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Adventurous pit
  06/27/17
Here is my best guess: Roll into the office around 9:45. ...
disturbing set
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glittery faggot firefighter meetinghouse
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heady hall
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Sick Wonderful Space
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chocolate big stead puppy
  06/29/17
From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equalit...
Olive Bipolar Filthpig
  06/27/17
I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so ...
khaki mildly autistic hospital
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Cheese-eating flatulent senate
  06/29/17
So he does nothing and collects a paycheck?
disturbing set
  06/27/17
Bro, do you even Ohana?
internet-worthy lascivious ape station
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stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" a...
Sick Wonderful Space
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Hyperventilating charismatic national security agency twinkling uncleanness
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lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real
Rose area
  06/29/17
twist
Lime affirmative action famous landscape painting
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Is this in English?
chocolate big stead puppy
  06/29/17
Did I write this? Jfc
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I don't know, but I wish I had that job
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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Adventurous pit



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: disturbing set

Here is my best guess:

Roll into the office around 9:45.

Talk to friends and shoot the shit until about 10:30.

Check emails. No new emails.

Work on a powerpoint presentation explaining gender pronouns. It will be unveiled at a company retreat next week. It is six slides and all the information is available on wikipeda.

It's now 12:30 so you go to lunch until about 2.

Attend a weekly meeting with other VPs at 2:30. This lasts until 3:30 and doesn't actually require you to do anything except say "the presentation is almost complete. It's definitely lit and woke!"

It's now 3:30 so you browse facebook for awhile because, well, who would actually browse twitter?

The clock hits 4:30. You check your online banking app to make sure your paycheck cleared. It feels good to make $230k a year while changing the world. Time to head home. Another big day at the office complete.



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: glittery faggot firefighter meetinghouse



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Wild partner milk



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Bistre Aphrodisiac State Trust Fund



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: heady hall



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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: infuriating spectacular school round eye



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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: Sick Wonderful Space



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: mind-boggling slippery base legal warrant



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:01 AM
Author: chocolate big stead puppy



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Olive Bipolar Filthpig

From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce:

Glassdoor: If you had to break up your day or time into a pie chart, what would the sections be? How do you allocate your work time?

Prophet: One of the paradigms at Salesforce is the notion of ordinal ranking, this comes from our V2MOM process. For us in the Office of Equality, the number-one priority where I spent 30%, a quarter of my time, would be empowering our Ohana Groups. Our Ohana Groups are the backbone and the muscle and the fiber that carries the company’s equality culture forward.

In parallel, we work on increasing the diversity and representation of the footprint of the company. The third, and this goes hand in hand with the Ohana Groups, is a focus on the culture and making sure that the culture feels inclusive. The fourth in parallel and importantly are the equality efforts outside the company. We’re doing all those four things.

https://www.fastcompany.com/3069082/why-salesforces-new-equality-chief-is-thinking-beyond-diversity



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: khaki mildly autistic hospital

I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so little in so many words?

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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Cheese-eating flatulent senate



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: disturbing set

So he does nothing and collects a paycheck?

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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy lascivious ape station

Bro, do you even Ohana?

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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: Sick Wonderful Space

stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce' and looked for a gun to stick in my mouth.



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:09 AM
Author: Hyperventilating charismatic national security agency twinkling uncleanness



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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Rose area

lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:16 AM
Author: Lime affirmative action famous landscape painting

twist

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:02 AM
Author: chocolate big stead puppy

Is this in English?

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: talking odious stag film

Did I write this? Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:06 AM
Author: Lime affirmative action famous landscape painting



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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: Jade fluffy tanning salon



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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: salmon irradiated skinny woman

I don't know, but I wish I had that job

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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:05 AM
Author: titillating haunted graveyard stage



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Date: June 29th, 2017 5:09 AM
Author: Filthy personal credit line



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Date: July 1st, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Rose area



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