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What does a VP of Inclusion and Diversity at Twitter do?
| Effete prole | 06/27/17 |
| Pontificating quadroon | 06/27/17 |
| Awkward indigo sanctuary | 06/27/17 |
| Curious Striped Hyena | 06/27/17 |
| Soul-stirring Dopamine Ratface | 06/27/17 |
| Seedy gaped church volcanic crater | 06/27/17 |
| nudist home water buffalo | 06/27/17 |
| Multi-colored queen of the night | 06/27/17 |
| Stimulating public bath | 06/29/17 |
| marvelous chartreuse trust fund sneaky criminal | 06/29/17 |
| Slimy Aquamarine Death Wish Stage | 06/27/17 |
| flushed state nibblets | 06/27/17 |
| Abnormal Bossy Wrinkle Rehab | 06/29/17 |
| Pontificating quadroon | 06/27/17 |
| comical bearded institution psychic | 06/27/17 |
| Multi-colored queen of the night | 06/27/17 |
| Maize Headpube | 06/29/17 |
| Twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part | 06/29/17 |
| Fragrant wild preventive strike | 06/29/17 |
| marvelous chartreuse trust fund sneaky criminal | 06/29/17 |
| Submissive blue hairy legs | 06/29/17 |
| Fragrant wild preventive strike | 06/29/17 |
| Avocado theater kitty | 06/29/17 |
| exhilarant shitlib | 06/29/17 |
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| heady flatulent jew | 06/29/17 |
| Twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part | 07/01/17 |
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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:56 PM Author: Effete prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33654918) |
Date: June 27th, 2017 5:11 PM Author: Pontificating quadroon Here is my best guess:
Roll into the office around 9:45. Talk to friends and shoot the shit until about 10:30. Check emails. No new emails.
Work on a powerpoint presentation explaining gender pronouns. It will be unveiled at a company retreat next week. It is six slides and all the information is available on wikipeda.
It's now 12:30 so you go to lunch until about 2.
Attend a weekly meeting with other VPs at 2:30. This lasts until 3:30 and doesn't actually require you to do anything except say "the presentation is almost complete. It's definitely lit and woke!"
It's now 3:30 so you browse facebook for awhile because, well, who would actually browse twitter?
The clock hits 4:30. You check your online banking app to make sure your paycheck cleared. It feels good to make $230k a year while changing the world. Time to head home. Another big day at the office complete.
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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM Author: Awkward indigo sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33655041) |
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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM Author: Curious Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33655044) |
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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:13 PM Author: Soul-stirring Dopamine Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33655049) |
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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:59 PM Author: Seedy gaped church volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33655800) |
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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:05 PM Author: nudist home water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33655845) |
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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM Author: Multi-colored queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33655853) |
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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:00 AM Author: Stimulating public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666315) |
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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:01 AM Author: marvelous chartreuse trust fund sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666317) |
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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:20 PM Author: Slimy Aquamarine Death Wish Stage From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce:
Glassdoor: If you had to break up your day or time into a pie chart, what would the sections be? How do you allocate your work time?
Prophet: One of the paradigms at Salesforce is the notion of ordinal ranking, this comes from our V2MOM process. For us in the Office of Equality, the number-one priority where I spent 30%, a quarter of my time, would be empowering our Ohana Groups. Our Ohana Groups are the backbone and the muscle and the fiber that carries the company’s equality culture forward.
In parallel, we work on increasing the diversity and representation of the footprint of the company. The third, and this goes hand in hand with the Ohana Groups, is a focus on the culture and making sure that the culture feels inclusive. The fourth in parallel and importantly are the equality efforts outside the company. We’re doing all those four things.
https://www.fastcompany.com/3069082/why-salesforces-new-equality-chief-is-thinking-beyond-diversity
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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:24 PM Author: flushed state nibblets I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so little in so many words? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33655119) |
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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:29 AM Author: Abnormal Bossy Wrinkle Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666046) |
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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:58 PM Author: Pontificating quadroon So he does nothing and collects a paycheck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33655790) |
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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: comical bearded institution psychic Bro, do you even Ohana? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33655809) |
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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM Author: Multi-colored queen of the night stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce' and looked for a gun to stick in my mouth.
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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:09 AM Author: Maize Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666327) |
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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:23 AM Author: Twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666020) |
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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:16 AM Author: Fragrant wild preventive strike twist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666339) |
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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:02 AM Author: marvelous chartreuse trust fund sneaky criminal Is this in English? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666320) |
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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:04 AM Author: Submissive blue hairy legs Did I write this? Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666322) |
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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:06 AM Author: Fragrant wild preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666324) |
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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:10 AM Author: Avocado theater kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666386) |
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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:25 AM Author: exhilarant shitlib I don't know, but I wish I had that job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666026) |
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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:05 AM Author: purple unhinged church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666381) |
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Date: June 29th, 2017 5:09 AM Author: heady flatulent jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666425) |
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Date: July 1st, 2017 1:09 PM Author: Twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33683223) |