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WTF is happening at DLA Piper?

Important information for clients We are currently dealin...
Rusted Crusty Alpha
  06/27/17
all dla piper joking aside this must be a motherfuckign nigh...
Avocado theatre
  06/27/17
cr, cell phones, gmail, trying to turn the docs on your $300...
Crimson Titillating Area
  06/27/17
Keep talking shit about my shitlaw practice faggot
high-end toaster
  06/28/17
in complete seriousness its only a nightmare for a minority ...
misunderstood adventurous idiot turdskin
  06/27/17
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fiercely-loyal institution
  06/27/17
r u ENJOYING dla piper?
Avocado theatre
  06/27/17
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Rusted Crusty Alpha
  06/27/17
Sorry about that filing deadline for 14 motions in limine!
Soul-stirring sexy organic girlfriend location
  06/28/17
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cowardly new version
  06/28/17
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Disrespectful antidepressant drug
  06/28/17
Don't fuck with Ivan
Laughsome Khaki Affirmative Action Keepsake Machete
  06/27/17
Truff. We will fuck up your day Yankee.
Overrated step-uncle's house doctorate
  06/27/17
Sounds like some hackers are, if I may, ENJOYING DLA Piper's...
fishy address
  06/27/17
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lascivious pisswyrm station
  06/27/17
In the service of holy mother Russia that is.
Overrated step-uncle's house doctorate
  06/27/17
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at-the-ready haunted graveyard
  06/27/17
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wonderful deer antler
  06/27/17
300 bucks in bitcoin per computer or whatever seems fairly a...
sadistic center main people
  06/27/17
U won't get a code to fix it.
Overrated step-uncle's house doctorate
  06/27/17
https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/879738598244835328
Rusted Crusty Alpha
  06/27/17
holy fuck do these hackers know many of these documents are ...
Dashing Infuriating Whorehouse Dysfunction
  06/27/17
Putin must be informed.
Overrated step-uncle's house doctorate
  06/27/17
hopefully they will ignore the documents with "privileg...
Dashing Infuriating Whorehouse Dysfunction
  06/27/17
Pretty sure if the header's drafted properly they have to ri...
slap-happy cruise ship
  06/28/17
...
Soul-stirring sexy organic girlfriend location
  06/28/17
*looks at email sent in error* *doesn't inform sender*
cowardly new version
  06/28/17
*uses tax advice contained in that communication (_including...
Crimson Titillating Area
  06/29/17
none of us have to into work tomorrow
misunderstood adventurous idiot turdskin
  06/27/17
Ransomware attack. Pretty lulzy. Heard an associate clicked...
Unholy lay windowlicker
  06/27/17
...
misunderstood adventurous idiot turdskin
  06/27/17
It would be sooooo 180 if Harrison Barnes's legendary screed...
swollen primrose ape
  06/27/17
xo HB's revenge
sadistic center main people
  06/27/17
...
Disrespectful antidepressant drug
  06/30/17
(Biglaw associates everywhere praying their firm gets lit up...
slap-happy cruise ship
  06/28/17
...
Dead really tough guy old irish cottage
  06/28/17
* associates frantically clicking on obvious phishing emails...
sadistic center main people
  06/28/17
Law360: Bug chasing takes on new meaning at top firms
cowardly new version
  06/28/17
lol
painfully honest church factory reset button
  06/28/17
Underrated in all respects
Dashing Infuriating Whorehouse Dysfunction
  06/30/17
...
sadistic center main people
  06/30/17
...
Deep Selfie Gunner
  06/30/17
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Soul-stirring sexy organic girlfriend location
  06/28/17
...
Crimson Titillating Area
  06/29/17
In my high school computer class, they had an old pre-ethern...
cowardly new version
  06/28/17
Shit, will this affect both DLA Piper Baltimore East and DLA...
hilarious stag film
  06/28/17
I'm working with a DLA Piper guy right now. It is a nightma...
domesticated beady-eyed gas station nibblets
  06/29/17
Are you sending messages via courier?
at-the-ready haunted graveyard
  06/30/17


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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Rusted Crusty Alpha

Important information for clients

We are currently dealing with a serious global cyber incident. We have taken down our systems as a precautionary measure which will mean you are currently unable to contact us by email or landline. Our people continue to be available on their usual mobile/cell phone numbers.

If you are unable to reach your main contact, please call +44 8700 111 111 or +44 208 476 861.

We will continue to update this page with any further information.

https://www.dlapiper.com/en/us/focus/dla-piper-malware-attack-update/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657337)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Avocado theatre

all dla piper joking aside this must be a motherfuckign nightmare for those guise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657368)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Crimson Titillating Area

cr, cell phones, gmail, trying to turn the docs on your $300 7-y/o Acer laptop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657387)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: high-end toaster

Keep talking shit about my shitlaw practice faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660527)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: misunderstood adventurous idiot turdskin

in complete seriousness its only a nightmare for a minority of the partners. literally every associate and paralegal is enjoying the down time and many equity partners as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657501)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657507)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Avocado theatre

r u ENJOYING dla piper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657512)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Rusted Crusty Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657552)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sexy organic girlfriend location

Sorry about that filing deadline for 14 motions in limine!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660271)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: cowardly new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660334)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Disrespectful antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660536)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Laughsome Khaki Affirmative Action Keepsake Machete

Don't fuck with Ivan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657361)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Overrated step-uncle's house doctorate

Truff. We will fuck up your day Yankee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657374)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: fishy address

Sounds like some hackers are, if I may, ENJOYING DLA Piper's confidential client data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657370)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: lascivious pisswyrm station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657379)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Overrated step-uncle's house doctorate

In the service of holy mother Russia that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657381)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657388)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: wonderful deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657399)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: sadistic center main people

300 bucks in bitcoin per computer or whatever seems fairly affordable as a temporary fix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657396)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: Overrated step-uncle's house doctorate

U won't get a code to fix it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657430)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: Rusted Crusty Alpha

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/879738598244835328

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657400)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:27 PM
Author: Dashing Infuriating Whorehouse Dysfunction

holy fuck do these hackers know many of these documents are subject to attorney client privilege?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657421)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: Overrated step-uncle's house doctorate

Putin must be informed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657437)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:31 PM
Author: Dashing Infuriating Whorehouse Dysfunction

hopefully they will ignore the documents with "privileged & confidential" in the header

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657458)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: slap-happy cruise ship

Pretty sure if the header's drafted properly they have to right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33659612)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sexy organic girlfriend location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660276)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: cowardly new version

*looks at email sent in error*

*doesn't inform sender*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660476)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Crimson Titillating Area

*uses tax advice contained in that communication (_including any attachments_) for purposes of avoiding penalties imposed under the United States Internal Revenue Code*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33670357)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:29 PM
Author: misunderstood adventurous idiot turdskin

none of us have to into work tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657442)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Unholy lay windowlicker

Ransomware attack. Pretty lulzy. Heard an associate clicked On an email Of what he thought was a Harrison Barnes screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657480)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: misunderstood adventurous idiot turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657514)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: swollen primrose ape

It would be sooooo 180 if Harrison Barnes's legendary screeds received major attention if all this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657529)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: sadistic center main people

xo HB's revenge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33657536)



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Date: June 30th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Disrespectful antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33676604)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: slap-happy cruise ship

(Biglaw associates everywhere praying their firm gets lit up with the virus around 1 pm on Friday)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33659617)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Dead really tough guy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660225)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: sadistic center main people

* associates frantically clicking on obvious phishing emails in an attempt to activate the worm *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660307)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: cowardly new version

Law360: Bug chasing takes on new meaning at top firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660398)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: painfully honest church factory reset button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660689)



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Date: June 30th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Dashing Infuriating Whorehouse Dysfunction

Underrated in all respects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33676583)



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Date: June 30th, 2017 2:02 PM
Author: sadistic center main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33676611)



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Date: June 30th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Deep Selfie Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33676827)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sexy organic girlfriend location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660677)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Crimson Titillating Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33670526)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: cowardly new version

In my high school computer class, they had an old pre-ethernet network that would crash if you disconnected and reconnected one of the cables on the back of anyone's computer. It would take 10 or 20 minutes for the teacher to figure things out and get back on track.

Maybe some DLA associate learned the same lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660391)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: hilarious stag film

Shit, will this affect both DLA Piper Baltimore East and DLA Piper Baltimore West?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33660849)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: domesticated beady-eyed gas station nibblets

I'm working with a DLA Piper guy right now. It is a nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33670334)



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Date: June 30th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready haunted graveyard

Are you sending messages via courier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660279&forum_id=2#33676599)