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I've got THREE (3) dates today. Wish me luck, cunts. (DTP)
| Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe | 07/03/17 |
| Glittery rehab | 07/03/17 |
| vibrant crusty spot | 07/03/17 |
| Idiotic Bawdyhouse | 07/03/17 |
| provocative brethren | 07/03/17 |
| vibrant crusty spot | 07/03/17 |
| disrespectful library juggernaut | 07/03/17 |
| slap-happy stead | 07/03/17 |
| Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe | 07/03/17 |
| Bisexual comical dilemma | 07/03/17 |
| at-the-ready trailer park hissy fit | 07/03/17 |
| Magical idea he suggested | 07/03/17 |
| aqua charismatic windowlicker | 07/03/17 |
| beady-eyed filthy home | 07/03/17 |
| Avocado corner feces | 07/03/17 |
| Diverse Range Dysfunction | 07/04/17 |
| Zombie-like Knife | 10/27/17 |
| brilliant stirring heaven | 10/27/17 |
| fishy blood rage | 11/19/17 |
| bateful vermilion space | 11/22/17 |
| Mint trump supporter ape | 04/15/20 |
| Racy garnet theater stage crotch | 07/03/17 |
| orchid travel guidebook | 07/03/17 |
| Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe | 07/03/17 |
| Contagious duck-like forum mental disorder | 07/03/17 |
| disrespectful library juggernaut | 07/03/17 |
| Grizzly arousing brunch | 07/03/17 |
| supple lay boltzmann | 11/22/17 |
| bateful vermilion space | 11/22/17 |
| Razzmatazz plaza | 04/15/20 |
| trip generalized bond goyim | 07/03/17 |
| Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe | 07/03/17 |
| Maize Histrionic Point | 07/03/17 |
| insanely creepy prole senate | 07/04/17 |
| brilliant stirring heaven | 11/22/17 |
| Bisexual comical dilemma | 07/03/17 |
| Passionate Ebony Church Building Dog Poop | 07/04/17 |
| disturbing theatre party of the first part | 10/27/17 |
| supple lay boltzmann | 11/22/17 |
| Opaque cruel-hearted hall | 11/22/17 |
| Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe | 07/04/17 |
| disrespectful library juggernaut | 07/04/17 |
| aqua charismatic windowlicker | 07/04/17 |
| Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe | 07/04/17 |
| Passionate Ebony Church Building Dog Poop | 07/04/17 |
| brilliant stirring heaven | 11/22/17 |
| buff metal cruise ship | 07/04/17 |
| cream church | 07/04/17 |
| Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe | 07/04/17 |
| Passionate Ebony Church Building Dog Poop | 07/04/17 |
| Bronze lodge | 10/27/17 |
| Zombie-like Knife | 10/27/17 |
| Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe | 10/27/17 |
| supple lay boltzmann | 11/22/17 |
| Diverse Range Dysfunction | 07/04/17 |
| disrespectful library juggernaut | 07/04/17 |
| Avocado corner feces | 07/04/17 |
| insanely creepy prole senate | 07/04/17 |
| Bronze lodge | 10/27/17 |
| dashing ungodly legend | 10/27/17 |
| electric pit | 10/27/17 |
| supple lay boltzmann | 11/22/17 |
| brilliant stirring heaven | 11/22/17 |
| orchid travel guidebook | 07/04/17 |
| Avocado corner feces | 07/04/17 |
| Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe | 07/04/17 |
| disturbing theatre party of the first part | 10/27/17 |
| Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe | 10/27/17 |
| dashing ungodly legend | 10/27/17 |
| marvelous milky university | 10/27/17 |
| dashing ungodly legend | 10/27/17 |
| Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe | 10/27/17 |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 11:24 AM Author: Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe 1. 20 y/o filipina home for the summer. still living with parents. artsy, kinda political and opinionated. very sweet.
2. 23 y/o chinese american "intern" kind of busted looking but she'll do
3. 29 y/o thai STEM assistant professor. skinny and cute, not shrewy seeming at all. |
Date: July 3rd, 2017 11:24 AM Author: Glittery rehab (Han Ding) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33695091) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 11:26 AM Author: vibrant crusty spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33695112) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 8:36 PM Author: Idiotic Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698374) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 11:25 AM Author: provocative brethren confucious say man who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution in hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33695104) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 11:26 AM Author: vibrant crusty spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33695113) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 11:26 AM Author: disrespectful library juggernaut pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33695110) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM Author: slap-happy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698392) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe brief summary of what happened today:
1. NOWAG 2. NOWAG 3. NOWAG 4 (unexpected bonus). NOWAG
if anyone wants the longer version, just ask |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 8:34 PM Author: Bisexual comical dilemma please expand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698363) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 8:34 PM Author: at-the-ready trailer park hissy fit How did they reject you? What was the closest you got? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698365) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 8:34 PM Author: Magical idea he suggested Pls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698367) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 8:36 PM Author: aqua charismatic windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698373) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 8:38 PM Author: beady-eyed filthy home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698383) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 8:45 PM Author: Avocado corner feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698420) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:37 PM Author: Diverse Range Dysfunction 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33701717) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 7:45 AM Author: Zombie-like Knife That actually sucks. Sorry bro :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34540215) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 9:29 AM Author: brilliant stirring heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34540677) |
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Date: November 19th, 2017 3:44 AM Author: fishy blood rage Date: July 3rd, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Deranged tinder pumo
brief summary of what happened today:
1. NOWAG
2. NOWAG
3. NOWAG
4 (unexpected bonus). NOWAG
if anyone wants the longer version, just ask
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=#) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:21 AM Author: bateful vermilion space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34745777) |
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Date: April 15th, 2020 10:44 PM Author: Mint trump supporter ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#40023992) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 8:44 PM Author: Racy garnet theater stage crotch height? age? fat? whats your story exactly. ive never gotten this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698413) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 8:46 PM Author: orchid travel guidebook I'm picturing the set of the old Joker's Wild game show. NOWAG ... NOWAG .... NOWAG! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698423) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 9:43 PM Author: Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe 1. 20 y/o filipina intern-activist 4. i had high hopes based on the pictures. they were artsy, cute, manic, petite. i felt like a real stud, but expectations were shattered once more when greeted by a dark looking gremlin, having a dour expression with unkempt butch cut. we went for lunch. she was shitlib and her job was basically to go door to door soliciting donations to "stop trump." naive, idealistic. i seethed knowing that this 20 y/o possessed the skill and guile to looksmax at a much earlier age than i had, and to fool me so. despite all this, i felt a stirring for her based merely on the fact that she's introverted. i let my standards slip away from underneath me, a form of habitual learned desperation. i tried to keep the conversation going but found i lacked anything to say. when i got the check and she had to go, i was torn between relief and misery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698710) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 10:04 PM Author: Contagious duck-like forum mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698799) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 10:08 PM Author: disrespectful library juggernaut "i had high hopes based on the pictures. they were artsy, cute, manic, petite. i felt like a real stud, but expectations were shattered once more when greeted by a dark looking gremlin, having a dour expression with unkempt butch cut."
jfc lol |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 10:16 PM Author: Grizzly arousing brunch holy shit. would read again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698853) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:17 AM Author: supple lay boltzmann lmao liberalism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34745754) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:23 AM Author: bateful vermilion space "a form of habitual learned desperation"
"i was torn between relief and misery"
jfc i like it here |
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Date: April 15th, 2020 10:44 PM Author: Razzmatazz plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#40023988) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 10:12 PM Author: trip generalized bond goyim very lulzy thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33698833) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 10:56 PM Author: Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe 2. 23 y/o taiwanese marketing intern 4. her english was flawless. i had no idea she was a fob until asking about her background. she had a busted face, a flabby body on a small frame, was perhaps unfuckable but for the saving grace of a warm smile and feminine personality. she was a nice and wholesome girl. the sort who has her shit together, likes to go out, but you trust her because all of her friends are asian, christian, or both. we got coffee. on the way there we waded through a sea of hot rich fobby chicks sitting at nearby tables. their outlines in the corners of my eyes were slim and luxuriant, elite, royal. their skin being pale, soft, almost translucent. i could feel the hairs on my arms and back of my neck prickle with electricity. this girl's flesh was dark. she was peasant and homely. very easy-going, i realized, and talking to her was not bad. as i settled in, the modafinil i had taken was having its effect. i could maintain perfect focus in the conversation with flexibility and ease. i was ad-libbing fluently about certain hobbies, passions, interests, friends. these stabs in the dark even held together and began to make a certain sense to me. a sense of self as normie. at one point, a sentence or two must have trailed on for longer than could be sustained. my built-up, gakked out credulity came shattering to the floor. i shivered as i paused mid-sentence about "that beer house" i loved to go to, or whatever the fuck it was, and lucidity was restored. "oops did i miss a step? was this where i was supposed to suggest we go out TOGETHER instead of crowing about my great fictional friends?" my mood ineluctably darkened, speech slurred. i must have suddenly appeared agitated and listless. i began to give curt replies to the questions she was asking, and a storm began brewing inside me. recognizing this, i stared numbly at her until she got the signal and asked if i wanted to go. i nodded my assent, and led her out the door. i stood around outside, waiting for my next "appointment", glaring at the fob royalty holding court i had earlier beheld, with a most frightening stony-faced expression. i wasn't able to fully process my emotions because of the modafiinil, but i knew it was terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33699038) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 11:07 PM Author: Maize Histrionic Point You are an actual danger to others and should be locked up immediately (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33699113) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 4:11 PM Author: insanely creepy prole senate it was a great read though, lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33702214) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:42 PM Author: brilliant stirring heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34749614) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2017 11:09 PM Author: Bisexual comical dilemma haha woah! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33699127) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:09 PM Author: Passionate Ebony Church Building Dog Poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33700881) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 7:47 AM Author: disturbing theatre party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34540226) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:18 AM Author: supple lay boltzmann holy fuck this is literature (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34745760) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:23 AM Author: Opaque cruel-hearted hall Modafinil is like Tylenol bro. It’s harmless and doesn’t affect you thwt much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34745787) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 11:45 AM Author: Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe 3. 29 y/o thai STEM professor 4. she presented as a well put-together, thin, fun, active woman via text and pics. so alluring to me and her brains just made it all the more appealing. she arrived at the restaurant where we were having tea. i instantly took a look at her. just another dull neurotic having practiced successful image management. the pictures were 5 years old. the angles had been carefully tuned, key features elided. still thin, but leathery skin. how did she manage to conceal those teeth? weird, grating idiosyncrasies. her feminine wiles, authentic to a point, were totally ruined by a try-hard edge and bucktooth chink accent. tricked. again. i moved to the bathroom to calm myself, catching glimpses of thinning hair. i returned to my seat. we proceeded to talk about her research interests, the academic environment. i was in auto-pilot while i ruminated on my failed life. on how humiliating and degrading it had been to spend thousands of hours digging and rooting around for trash, forced to treat it like treasure. on systematic biases in life, and how a normal person receives pleasant surprises and disappointments in equal number. and yet i had received a deluge of disappointments, browbeaten into me that life is a string of humiliations and defeats, brought on by the choices of my own actions in resorting to bottom-barrel online dating. on how this wasn't my "choice" per se as i was born broken and never had any hope of proper social life. on how a normal person, just an average asian schlub with a 100 IQ who meets his friends and romantic partners through the vicissitudes of random chance, can walk on a whole different dimension than me through life, and i can only peer at that fairy tale existence. "god why is her nose so wide? when is she going to invite me back for sex like i had forlornly expected her to, and used as sole justification for coming out all this way out here to meet her-- oh she's matter-of-factly excusing herself for her yoga class and was being sincere about just wanting to meet up for a tea date? well fine, then, leave bitch." i was diligently composing my suicide note in my head at this point anyways, and couldn't care less. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33700760) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:05 PM Author: disrespectful library juggernaut jfc why do you do this. you should kill self. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33700863) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:06 PM Author: aqua charismatic windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33700870) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33703979) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:13 PM Author: Passionate Ebony Church Building Dog Poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33700903) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:46 PM Author: brilliant stirring heaven favorite one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34749663) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:12 PM Author: buff metal cruise ship Why not move to Asia? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33700897) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:14 PM Author: cream church How many of these girls do we think filed police reports after the date? The Taiwanese girl for sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33700912) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:36 PM Author: Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe 4. 21 y/o vietnamese intern 4.
after the tea date, it was still nice out so i sat outside watching people pass by. the agwag couples infuriated me, since i felt myself better looking than most of the guys, better dressed and had put way more effort in, yet they were walking around with nice cute young organic 7s, secured thus effortlessly, while i had boiled over with rage in failing at seducing beat-up weirdo tinder 4s. i thought about the differences between myself and them. i could hardly come up with something coherent other than that they had started off on a normal track, picked up normal hobbies and views along the way. perhaps some nano degree of increased myelination of neural connections responsible for emotional equanimity and being happy around people? a learned pavlovian response to accepting invitations and smiling at strangers? an IQ point sub-categorical skill at stringing together sentences and conveying emotional heft? there was something i couldn't quite put my finger on as to why i suffered so greatly and they hadn't. these short scrawny asian dorks, seemingly my doppelgangers, why they lived a carefree fairy tale life while i toiled in abject misery. we existed in whole different worlds. at times i suspected they couldn't even see me, only i them.
suddenly, my tinder goes off. it's the vietnamese girl. i ask where she is. she's at a coffee shop. she's a little resistant to meeting up at that moment, but obliges when i insist. i huff my way over there, it takes nearly 20 minutes. she's there with her friend and her friend's bf. we walk outside for a bit but they have plans later that day so she has to go. she thanks me profusely for coming all this way to see her, and i brush it off graciously. i'm fuming inside at how this busted girl, her cute friend, and her cute friend's average bf (all asian, all fob, all normies) were likely laughing at me, an old desperate fag, for having nothing better to do that day, as they very well should. |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:42 PM Author: Passionate Ebony Church Building Dog Poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33701738) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:13 AM Author: Bronze lodge "there was something i couldn't quite put my finger on as to why i suffered so greatly and they hadn't. these short scrawny asian dorks, seemingly my doppelgangers, why they lived a carefree fairy tale life while i toiled in abject misery. we existed in whole different worlds. at times i suspected they couldn't even see me, only i them."
This is the equal to anything written by any of the great writers. This is on the level of a nabokov or a houellebecq. Such a beautiful and sad sentence that I feel like the guy from american beauty pondering the plastic bags in the wind. |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 7:54 AM Author: Zombie-like Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34540278) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:13 PM Author: Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe twist: i stole this all from the elliot rodger manifesto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34543582) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:20 AM Author: supple lay boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34745767) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:46 PM Author: Diverse Range Dysfunction DTP is a great writer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33701748) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:57 PM Author: disrespectful library juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33701809) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 4:05 PM Author: Avocado corner feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33702187) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 4:13 PM Author: insanely creepy prole senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33702222) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:11 AM Author: Bronze lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34539738) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 9:28 AM Author: dashing ungodly legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34540671) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:42 PM Author: electric pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34543815) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:20 AM Author: supple lay boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34745771) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:47 PM Author: brilliant stirring heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34749664) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 4:00 PM Author: orchid travel guidebook I look forward to reading your full manifesto released to the public after your inevitable mass shooting incident on a university campus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33702160) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 4:05 PM Author: Avocado corner feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33702188) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 6:22 PM Author: Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#33702789) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 8:04 AM Author: disturbing theatre party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34540312) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:02 AM Author: Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34539706) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 8:12 AM Author: dashing ungodly legend 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34540342) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:15 PM Author: marvelous milky university DVP you need to be institutionalized. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34543604) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:42 PM Author: dashing ungodly legend he's come around to channelling that mental illness for quality poasting now.
he's 180 |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 7:07 PM Author: Nighttime Sweet Tailpipe yep he does (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3664671&forum_id=2#34544797) |