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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
Turquoise Impressive Chapel Philosopher-king
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
Elite yapping toaster
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
adventurous plum patrolman whorehouse
  07/13/17
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dark psychic school cafeteria
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
Coral center
  07/13/17
LOL
stubborn theater stage
  07/13/17
...
twinkling frisky gaming laptop
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
Excitant Plaza People Who Are Hurt
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
house-broken shitlib
  07/13/17
...
Turquoise Impressive Chapel Philosopher-king
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
Irradiated Transparent Office Marketing Idea
  07/19/17
...
doobsian 180 site legend
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
Turquoise Impressive Chapel Philosopher-king
  07/13/17
...
Learning Disabled Rusted Persian
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
adventurous plum patrolman whorehouse
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
Galvanic ticket booth alpha
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
french institution
  07/13/17
...
house-broken shitlib
  07/13/17
...
Learning Disabled Rusted Persian
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
balding death wish
  07/13/17
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Soul-stirring slap-happy party of the first part
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
Insane Mad Cow Disease
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
Anal macaca shrine
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
Turquoise Impressive Chapel Philosopher-king
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
White Nubile Tanning Salon
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
aggressive violent ape stage
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
nighttime magenta property
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
curious theatre rigpig
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
Irradiated Transparent Office Marketing Idea
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Turquoise Impressive Chapel Philosopher-king

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Elite yapping toaster

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: adventurous plum patrolman whorehouse

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: dark psychic school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Coral center

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: stubborn theater stage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: twinkling frisky gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767622)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Excitant Plaza People Who Are Hurt

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: house-broken shitlib

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Turquoise Impressive Chapel Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810222)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Irradiated Transparent Office Marketing Idea

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: doobsian 180 site legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Turquoise Impressive Chapel Philosopher-king

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Rusted Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: adventurous plum patrolman whorehouse

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Galvanic ticket booth alpha

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: french institution

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: house-broken shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Rusted Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: balding death wish

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring slap-happy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Insane Mad Cow Disease

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Anal macaca shrine

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Turquoise Impressive Chapel Philosopher-king

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: White Nubile Tanning Salon

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: aggressive violent ape stage

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: nighttime magenta property

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: curious theatre rigpig

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Transparent Office Marketing Idea

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)