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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
stimulating chad
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
Greedy bat-shit-crazy hall
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
Big abode gunner
  07/13/17
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insane trailer park
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
Big-titted chocolate area
  07/13/17
LOL
at-the-ready meetinghouse
  07/13/17
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Snowy sound barrier national security agency
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
up-to-no-good razzle skinny woman
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
tripping faggot firefighter reading party
  07/13/17
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stimulating chad
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
Offensive Bearded Juggernaut
  07/19/17
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Overrated sweet tailpipe place of business
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
stimulating chad
  07/13/17
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Bateful opaque macaca ratface
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
Big abode gunner
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
clear tanning salon
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
gold antidepressant drug
  07/13/17
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tripping faggot firefighter reading party
  07/13/17
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Bateful opaque macaca ratface
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
deep excitant range friendly grandma
  07/13/17
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frisky aqua goyim
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
Drab swashbuckling sandwich hissy fit
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
ultramarine background story
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
stimulating chad
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
Marvelous associate nursing home
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
vibrant library ceo
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
talking multi-colored corner generalized bond
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
Cerebral haunting kitty
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
Offensive Bearded Juggernaut
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: stimulating chad

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Greedy bat-shit-crazy hall

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Big abode gunner

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: insane trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Big-titted chocolate area

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: at-the-ready meetinghouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Snowy sound barrier national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767622)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: up-to-no-good razzle skinny woman

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: tripping faggot firefighter reading party

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: stimulating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810222)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Offensive Bearded Juggernaut

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Overrated sweet tailpipe place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: stimulating chad

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Bateful opaque macaca ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Big abode gunner

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: clear tanning salon

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: gold antidepressant drug

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: tripping faggot firefighter reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Bateful opaque macaca ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: deep excitant range friendly grandma

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: frisky aqua goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Drab swashbuckling sandwich hissy fit

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: ultramarine background story

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: stimulating chad

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Marvelous associate nursing home

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: vibrant library ceo

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: talking multi-colored corner generalized bond

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Cerebral haunting kitty

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Offensive Bearded Juggernaut

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)