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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
Bossy hairraiser nursing home gunner
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
Ungodly contagious azn party of the first part
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
Glittery Adulterous Theater Toaster
  07/13/17
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Dashing space
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
Iridescent stirring school cafeteria haunted graveyard
  07/13/17
LOL
chrome aromatic new version dog poop
  07/13/17
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unholy vigorous giraffe bawdyhouse
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
titillating rose people who are hurt location
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
fishy macaca
  07/13/17
...
Bossy hairraiser nursing home gunner
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
bateful pozpig
  07/19/17
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Impertinent Multi-billionaire
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
Bossy hairraiser nursing home gunner
  07/13/17
...
Metal Parlour Place Of Business
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
Glittery Adulterous Theater Toaster
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
Mind-boggling crimson locus
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
pale reading party
  07/13/17
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fishy macaca
  07/13/17
...
Metal Parlour Place Of Business
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
light zippy genital piercing
  07/13/17
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Walnut concupiscible garrison circlehead
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
Fear-inspiring electric codepig public bath
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
Aphrodisiac Locale Liquid Oxygen
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
Bossy hairraiser nursing home gunner
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
stimulating lavender set gaming laptop
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
chestnut boistinker
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
talented whorehouse goal in life
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
Disrespectful Lay
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
bateful pozpig
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Bossy hairraiser nursing home gunner

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Ungodly contagious azn party of the first part

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Glittery Adulterous Theater Toaster

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Iridescent stirring school cafeteria haunted graveyard

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: chrome aromatic new version dog poop

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: unholy vigorous giraffe bawdyhouse



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: titillating rose people who are hurt location

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: fishy macaca

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Bossy hairraiser nursing home gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810222)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: bateful pozpig

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Impertinent Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Bossy hairraiser nursing home gunner

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Metal Parlour Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Glittery Adulterous Theater Toaster

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling crimson locus

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: pale reading party

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: fishy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Metal Parlour Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: light zippy genital piercing

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Walnut concupiscible garrison circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring electric codepig public bath

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Locale Liquid Oxygen

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Bossy hairraiser nursing home gunner

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: stimulating lavender set gaming laptop

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: chestnut boistinker

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: talented whorehouse goal in life

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Disrespectful Lay

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: bateful pozpig

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)