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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
trip bawdyhouse circlehead
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
Pea-brained very tactful goal in life
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
house-broken center preventive strike
  07/13/17
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Buck-toothed Piazza
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
Hyperventilating Floppy Indian Lodge
  07/13/17
LOL
Cyan pervert fat ankles
  07/13/17
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Sienna Appetizing Multi-billionaire
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
Glittery rambunctious gaping
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
Aphrodisiac Unholy Toaster Station
  07/13/17
...
trip bawdyhouse circlehead
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
Pink galvanic school cafeteria
  07/19/17
...
mustard prole
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
trip bawdyhouse circlehead
  07/13/17
...
dashing karate
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
house-broken center preventive strike
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
Alcoholic aqua tanning salon sex offender
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
pearly rough-skinned liquid oxygen
  07/13/17
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Aphrodisiac Unholy Toaster Station
  07/13/17
...
dashing karate
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
henna pistol
  07/13/17
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yellow effete wrinkle people who are hurt
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
Heady dead theater indirect expression
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
infuriating contagious space mexican
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
trip bawdyhouse circlehead
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
sickened becky
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
judgmental site
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
Curious clown
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
violent doobsian tattoo
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
Pink galvanic school cafeteria
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: trip bawdyhouse circlehead

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Pea-brained very tactful goal in life

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: house-broken center preventive strike

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Piazza



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Floppy Indian Lodge

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Cyan pervert fat ankles

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Sienna Appetizing Multi-billionaire



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Glittery rambunctious gaping

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Unholy Toaster Station

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: trip bawdyhouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810222)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Pink galvanic school cafeteria

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: mustard prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: trip bawdyhouse circlehead

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: dashing karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: house-broken center preventive strike

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic aqua tanning salon sex offender

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: pearly rough-skinned liquid oxygen

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Unholy Toaster Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: dashing karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: henna pistol

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: yellow effete wrinkle people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Heady dead theater indirect expression

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: infuriating contagious space mexican

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: trip bawdyhouse circlehead

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: sickened becky

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: judgmental site

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Curious clown

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: violent doobsian tattoo

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Pink galvanic school cafeteria

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)