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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
Soggy Ladyboy Elastic Band
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
adulterous heaven
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
Territorial spectacular gay wizard
  07/13/17
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irradiated indigo house
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
nofapping yapping incel home
  07/13/17
LOL
shaky maroon senate
  07/13/17
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Diverse balding stag film
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
Histrionic corn cake
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
Boyish bearded blood rage community account
  07/13/17
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Soggy Ladyboy Elastic Band
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
curious fanboi locale
  07/19/17
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Dull Soul-stirring Digit Ratio Theater Stage
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
Soggy Ladyboy Elastic Band
  07/13/17
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Domesticated cheese-eating dilemma shitlib
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
Territorial spectacular gay wizard
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
azure principal's office
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
slap-happy electric station therapy
  07/13/17
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Boyish bearded blood rage community account
  07/13/17
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Domesticated cheese-eating dilemma shitlib
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
Hot church
  07/13/17
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ruddy 180 reading party hairy legs
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
out-of-control organic girlfriend
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
Exciting point
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
Soggy Ladyboy Elastic Band
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
Pea-brained Location
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
floppy nubile garrison mother
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
Navy legend
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
Obsidian Vivacious Theater
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
curious fanboi locale
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Soggy Ladyboy Elastic Band

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: adulterous heaven

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Territorial spectacular gay wizard

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: irradiated indigo house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: nofapping yapping incel home

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: shaky maroon senate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Diverse balding stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767622)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Histrionic corn cake

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Boyish bearded blood rage community account

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Soggy Ladyboy Elastic Band



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: curious fanboi locale

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Dull Soul-stirring Digit Ratio Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Soggy Ladyboy Elastic Band

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Domesticated cheese-eating dilemma shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Territorial spectacular gay wizard

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: azure principal's office

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: slap-happy electric station therapy

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Boyish bearded blood rage community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Domesticated cheese-eating dilemma shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: Hot church

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: ruddy 180 reading party hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: out-of-control organic girlfriend

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Exciting point

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Soggy Ladyboy Elastic Band

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained Location

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: floppy nubile garrison mother

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Navy legend

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Obsidian Vivacious Theater

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: curious fanboi locale

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)