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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
Fuchsia karate pistol
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
gaped turquoise parlour
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
electric dopamine hall
  07/13/17
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Galvanic stage juggernaut
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
chestnut contagious toilet seat
  07/13/17
LOL
multi-colored pocket flask fortuitous meteor
  07/13/17
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Razzle adulterous principal's office blood rage
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
Opaque Doobsian Multi-billionaire Old Irish Cottage
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
Godawful flushed office
  07/13/17
...
Fuchsia karate pistol
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
self-centered death wish friendly grandma
  07/19/17
...
180 nubile point queen of the night
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
Fuchsia karate pistol
  07/13/17
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big laser beams tanning salon
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
electric dopamine hall
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
emerald self-absorbed ticket booth
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
Boyish University
  07/13/17
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Godawful flushed office
  07/13/17
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big laser beams tanning salon
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
motley insanely creepy skinny woman indirect expression
  07/13/17
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seedy buck-toothed bawdyhouse prole
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
ivory demanding foreskin feces
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
supple indian lodge
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
Fuchsia karate pistol
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
sapphire bull headed orchestra pit filthpig
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
translucent newt resort
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
Lemon Razzle-dazzle Station Faggot Firefighter
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
infuriating ruddy gay wizard
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
self-centered death wish friendly grandma
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia karate pistol

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: gaped turquoise parlour

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: electric dopamine hall

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Galvanic stage juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: chestnut contagious toilet seat

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: multi-colored pocket flask fortuitous meteor

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Razzle adulterous principal's office blood rage



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Opaque Doobsian Multi-billionaire Old Irish Cottage

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Godawful flushed office

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia karate pistol



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: self-centered death wish friendly grandma

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: 180 nubile point queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia karate pistol

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: big laser beams tanning salon



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: electric dopamine hall

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: emerald self-absorbed ticket booth

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Boyish University

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Godawful flushed office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: big laser beams tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: motley insanely creepy skinny woman indirect expression

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: seedy buck-toothed bawdyhouse prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: ivory demanding foreskin feces

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: supple indian lodge

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia karate pistol

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: sapphire bull headed orchestra pit filthpig

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: translucent newt resort

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Lemon Razzle-dazzle Station Faggot Firefighter

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: infuriating ruddy gay wizard

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: self-centered death wish friendly grandma

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)