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transactional work SUCKS

I am a biglaw shitigator that has gotten sucked into an M&am...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
yeah im a huge fan. tons of downtime to just chill
Narrow-minded Candlestick Maker Halford
  07/19/17
no that's terrible. instead of billing 8 hours and go home y...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
Why wouldn't you bill for all that time?
Apoplectic Library
  07/19/17
bc i'm not working? i'm at home sitting around with my dogs ...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
Don't be a fag have a beer, you can still do the work
Misunderstood nudist chapel
  07/19/17
And bill while waiting to work.
Apoplectic Library
  07/19/17
u can't do that. is that what transnational folks do? like b...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
Yes, if you're truly unable to do anything because you have ...
Misunderstood nudist chapel
  07/19/17
i can hang out, watch tv, etc. doesn't seem right to bill fo...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
OFS
learning disabled disturbing school cafeteria personal credit line
  07/19/17
what do you put in the billing entry? "waiting for work...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
It's akin to driving to a hearing while listening to some 18...
Apoplectic Library
  07/19/17
Attn to correspondence and comprehensive support of deal mat...
Violet nubile wrinkle hunting ground
  07/19/17
That sounds like some serious shit, like you're on the Trann...
Apoplectic Library
  07/19/17
when I was a junior i did some doc review after a few beers ...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
Yeah, that sounds WAY better than tranny work
Cowardly boyish hell
  07/19/17
what
fiercely-loyal karate
  07/19/17
in litigation i rarely ever work past 7 or 8 pm. maybe twice...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
Weird flame
charismatic laser beams pocket flask
  07/19/17
?
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
Lol ya it's so much worse than having 75 open Westlaw tabs a...
Claret lascivious goyim degenerate
  07/19/17
man fuck that. just pull somebody else's brief on ecf pacer ...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
Are you low IQ?
charismatic laser beams pocket flask
  07/19/17
That is entirely different than the type of transactional BS...
fiercely-loyal karate
  07/19/17
Oh the EXIT OPTIONS of shitigation
learning disabled disturbing school cafeteria personal credit line
  07/19/17
you're right about that. not sure it justifies the years of ...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
Shitigation is death
learning disabled disturbing school cafeteria personal credit line
  07/19/17
specialized litigation has exit options, at least. lower pay...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
false
Shimmering cerebral parlour multi-billionaire
  07/19/17
Nah, true
fiercely-loyal karate
  07/19/17
I know associates who have gone in House in my field and I'v...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
just buy refundable airline tickets and don't have friends.
Shimmering cerebral parlour multi-billionaire
  07/19/17
lol, cr but it's better than everything else
Shimmering cerebral parlour multi-billionaire
  07/19/17
Also, do transactional lawyer is ever actually have to writ...
bearded old irish cottage box office
  07/19/17
A contract is like a narrative, addressing the obligations o...
wonderful bat shit crazy range stain
  07/19/17
In emails explaining stuff
Claret lascivious goyim degenerate
  07/19/17
Yea, when you go inhouse. Different audience.
Marvelous ticket booth
  07/19/17
...
Honey-headed Space
  07/20/17
Have we all come to terms with the fact that calishitlawguru...
floppy antidepressant drug abode
  07/20/17
Cq
zombie-like pervert preventive strike
  07/20/17
Biglaw transactional work sucks because you are just brought...
concupiscible unhinged alpha garrison
  07/20/17


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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

I am a biglaw shitigator that has gotten sucked into an M&A "deal" this week. I can't believe how much it blows! Sit around all day with nothing to do then the client dumps the latest draft of whatever agreement we have so that we can "turn" it overnight. Then it takes literally 2 hours to do edits that would take 5 minutes on a brief, because you have to go through some sort of daisy chain of emails and calls to do it. And you have to sit around all night just waiting for the next person to respond to email, call, whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813516)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Candlestick Maker Halford

yeah im a huge fan. tons of downtime to just chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813534)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

no that's terrible. instead of billing 8 hours and go home you have to be on call all. fucking. night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813544)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Apoplectic Library

Why wouldn't you bill for all that time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813562)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

bc i'm not working? i'm at home sitting around with my dogs but unable to drink beer because some random bullshit tasks will come in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813579)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Misunderstood nudist chapel

Don't be a fag have a beer, you can still do the work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813593)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Apoplectic Library

And bill while waiting to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813601)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

u can't do that. is that what transnational folks do? like bill hours and hours whenever they *might* have some bullshit task come in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813608)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Misunderstood nudist chapel

Yes, if you're truly unable to do anything because you have to wait for work, that should be billed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813612)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

i can hang out, watch tv, etc. doesn't seem right to bill for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813620)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: learning disabled disturbing school cafeteria personal credit line

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813641)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

what do you put in the billing entry? "waiting for work"??? i've only billed for "waiting" time once, and it is when the client directed me to stand by and wait to make a filing that had already been prepared. so i went to the bar and drank beer waiting for the "ok." but that was a special circumstance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813648)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Apoplectic Library

It's akin to driving to a hearing while listening to some 180 podcasts.

As for what to write in the time entry, just flow from whatever task you just completed or work on next. You know this nigger gsme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813775)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Violet nubile wrinkle hunting ground

Attn to correspondence and comprehensive support of deal matters (6.5); continued diligence and analysis related to same (3.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813785)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic Library

That sounds like some serious shit, like you're on the Tranny Night's Watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813801)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

when I was a junior i did some doc review after a few beers and produced something that shouldn't have been produced and the assistant GC alled me and reamed me out saying that the GC had "flayed his fucking skin back over it". LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813603)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Cowardly boyish hell

Yeah, that sounds WAY better than tranny work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813803)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal karate

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813575)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

in litigation i rarely ever work past 7 or 8 pm. maybe twice a month. it's nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813587)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: charismatic laser beams pocket flask

Weird flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813594)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813597)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Claret lascivious goyim degenerate

Lol ya it's so much worse than having 75 open Westlaw tabs and volumes of evidence open trying desperately to think of how it will all come together in a brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813552)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

man fuck that. just pull somebody else's brief on ecf pacer from a similar case where the same issues were involved and pull all the cites from their brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813591)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: charismatic laser beams pocket flask

Are you low IQ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813592)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal karate

That is entirely different than the type of transactional BS OP is complaining about. The situation you described is procrastination and incompetence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813670)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: learning disabled disturbing school cafeteria personal credit line

Oh the EXIT OPTIONS of shitigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813607)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

you're right about that. not sure it justifies the years of hell to be transnational though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813616)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: learning disabled disturbing school cafeteria personal credit line

Shitigation is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813638)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

specialized litigation has exit options, at least. lower paying than big law to be sure, but you can still exit and not have to work a the firm till you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813662)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Shimmering cerebral parlour multi-billionaire

false

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813674)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal karate

Nah, true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813683)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

I know associates who have gone in House in my field and I've had offers to go in House. Salary is sub-200, but it's an exit option nonetheless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813693)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Shimmering cerebral parlour multi-billionaire

just buy refundable airline tickets and don't have friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813672)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Shimmering cerebral parlour multi-billionaire

lol, cr

but it's better than everything else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813665)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage box office

Also, do transactional lawyer is ever actually have to write anything in narrative format? Are writing skills required at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813743)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: wonderful bat shit crazy range stain

A contract is like a narrative, addressing the obligations of the parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813791)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Claret lascivious goyim degenerate

In emails explaining stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813797)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Marvelous ticket booth

Yea, when you go inhouse. Different audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813821)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: Honey-headed Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33816401)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: floppy antidepressant drug abode

Have we all come to terms with the fact that calishitlawguru pwns the fuck out of all of this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33816546)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: zombie-like pervert preventive strike

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33818215)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: concupiscible unhinged alpha garrison

Biglaw transactional work sucks because you are just brought in after all the major deal points are decided upon to just paper the deal, with everything being a fire drill.

Working for smaller entrepreneurial clients (who are usually rich as fuk) is much more interesting, as they look at you as more of an advisor, and bring you in for advice, both legal and business, from day 1 of a transaction and for any important decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33818254)