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transactional work SUCKS

I am a biglaw shitigator that has gotten sucked into an M&am...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
yeah im a huge fan. tons of downtime to just chill
Claret scourge upon the earth
  07/19/17
no that's terrible. instead of billing 8 hours and go home y...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
Why wouldn't you bill for all that time?
sinister bisexual plaza mexican
  07/19/17
bc i'm not working? i'm at home sitting around with my dogs ...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
Don't be a fag have a beer, you can still do the work
turquoise circlehead
  07/19/17
And bill while waiting to work.
sinister bisexual plaza mexican
  07/19/17
u can't do that. is that what transnational folks do? like b...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
Yes, if you're truly unable to do anything because you have ...
turquoise circlehead
  07/19/17
i can hang out, watch tv, etc. doesn't seem right to bill fo...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
OFS
Ultramarine french internal respiration ticket booth
  07/19/17
what do you put in the billing entry? "waiting for work...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
It's akin to driving to a hearing while listening to some 18...
sinister bisexual plaza mexican
  07/19/17
Attn to correspondence and comprehensive support of deal mat...
Mahogany comical theater stage
  07/19/17
That sounds like some serious shit, like you're on the Trann...
sinister bisexual plaza mexican
  07/19/17
when I was a junior i did some doc review after a few beers ...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
Yeah, that sounds WAY better than tranny work
flirting contagious pit
  07/19/17
what
Out-of-control trip university knife
  07/19/17
in litigation i rarely ever work past 7 or 8 pm. maybe twice...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
Weird flame
Slimy orchestra pit police squad
  07/19/17
?
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
Lol ya it's so much worse than having 75 open Westlaw tabs a...
pale background story church
  07/19/17
man fuck that. just pull somebody else's brief on ecf pacer ...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
Are you low IQ?
Slimy orchestra pit police squad
  07/19/17
That is entirely different than the type of transactional BS...
Out-of-control trip university knife
  07/19/17
Oh the EXIT OPTIONS of shitigation
Ultramarine french internal respiration ticket booth
  07/19/17
you're right about that. not sure it justifies the years of ...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
Shitigation is death
Ultramarine french internal respiration ticket booth
  07/19/17
specialized litigation has exit options, at least. lower pay...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
false
soul-stirring learning disabled mediation locale
  07/19/17
Nah, true
Out-of-control trip university knife
  07/19/17
I know associates who have gone in House in my field and I'v...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
just buy refundable airline tickets and don't have friends.
soul-stirring learning disabled mediation locale
  07/19/17
lol, cr but it's better than everything else
soul-stirring learning disabled mediation locale
  07/19/17
Also, do transactional lawyer is ever actually have to writ...
Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund
  07/19/17
A contract is like a narrative, addressing the obligations o...
mind-boggling parlor
  07/19/17
In emails explaining stuff
pale background story church
  07/19/17
Yea, when you go inhouse. Different audience.
aggressive sound barrier boltzmann
  07/19/17
...
stubborn multi-billionaire nursing home
  07/20/17
Have we all come to terms with the fact that calishitlawguru...
Wonderful corn cake
  07/20/17
Cq
zombie-like galvanic center
  07/20/17
Biglaw transactional work sucks because you are just brought...
Fiercely-loyal Faggotry Piazza
  07/20/17


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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

I am a biglaw shitigator that has gotten sucked into an M&A "deal" this week. I can't believe how much it blows! Sit around all day with nothing to do then the client dumps the latest draft of whatever agreement we have so that we can "turn" it overnight. Then it takes literally 2 hours to do edits that would take 5 minutes on a brief, because you have to go through some sort of daisy chain of emails and calls to do it. And you have to sit around all night just waiting for the next person to respond to email, call, whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813516)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Claret scourge upon the earth

yeah im a huge fan. tons of downtime to just chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813534)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

no that's terrible. instead of billing 8 hours and go home you have to be on call all. fucking. night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813544)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: sinister bisexual plaza mexican

Why wouldn't you bill for all that time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813562)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

bc i'm not working? i'm at home sitting around with my dogs but unable to drink beer because some random bullshit tasks will come in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813579)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: turquoise circlehead

Don't be a fag have a beer, you can still do the work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813593)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: sinister bisexual plaza mexican

And bill while waiting to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813601)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

u can't do that. is that what transnational folks do? like bill hours and hours whenever they *might* have some bullshit task come in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813608)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: turquoise circlehead

Yes, if you're truly unable to do anything because you have to wait for work, that should be billed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813612)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

i can hang out, watch tv, etc. doesn't seem right to bill for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813620)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine french internal respiration ticket booth

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813641)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

what do you put in the billing entry? "waiting for work"??? i've only billed for "waiting" time once, and it is when the client directed me to stand by and wait to make a filing that had already been prepared. so i went to the bar and drank beer waiting for the "ok." but that was a special circumstance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813648)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: sinister bisexual plaza mexican

It's akin to driving to a hearing while listening to some 180 podcasts.

As for what to write in the time entry, just flow from whatever task you just completed or work on next. You know this nigger gsme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813775)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Mahogany comical theater stage

Attn to correspondence and comprehensive support of deal matters (6.5); continued diligence and analysis related to same (3.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813785)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: sinister bisexual plaza mexican

That sounds like some serious shit, like you're on the Tranny Night's Watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813801)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

when I was a junior i did some doc review after a few beers and produced something that shouldn't have been produced and the assistant GC alled me and reamed me out saying that the GC had "flayed his fucking skin back over it". LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813603)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: flirting contagious pit

Yeah, that sounds WAY better than tranny work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813803)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Out-of-control trip university knife

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813575)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

in litigation i rarely ever work past 7 or 8 pm. maybe twice a month. it's nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813587)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Slimy orchestra pit police squad

Weird flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813594)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813597)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: pale background story church

Lol ya it's so much worse than having 75 open Westlaw tabs and volumes of evidence open trying desperately to think of how it will all come together in a brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813552)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

man fuck that. just pull somebody else's brief on ecf pacer from a similar case where the same issues were involved and pull all the cites from their brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813591)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Slimy orchestra pit police squad

Are you low IQ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813592)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Out-of-control trip university knife

That is entirely different than the type of transactional BS OP is complaining about. The situation you described is procrastination and incompetence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813670)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine french internal respiration ticket booth

Oh the EXIT OPTIONS of shitigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813607)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

you're right about that. not sure it justifies the years of hell to be transnational though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813616)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine french internal respiration ticket booth

Shitigation is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813638)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

specialized litigation has exit options, at least. lower paying than big law to be sure, but you can still exit and not have to work a the firm till you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813662)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring learning disabled mediation locale

false

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813674)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control trip university knife

Nah, true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813683)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

I know associates who have gone in House in my field and I've had offers to go in House. Salary is sub-200, but it's an exit option nonetheless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813693)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring learning disabled mediation locale

just buy refundable airline tickets and don't have friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813672)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring learning disabled mediation locale

lol, cr

but it's better than everything else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813665)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Telephone Trust Fund

Also, do transactional lawyer is ever actually have to write anything in narrative format? Are writing skills required at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813743)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlor

A contract is like a narrative, addressing the obligations of the parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813791)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: pale background story church

In emails explaining stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813797)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: aggressive sound barrier boltzmann

Yea, when you go inhouse. Different audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813821)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: stubborn multi-billionaire nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33816401)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Wonderful corn cake

Have we all come to terms with the fact that calishitlawguru pwns the fuck out of all of this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33816546)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: zombie-like galvanic center

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33818215)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Faggotry Piazza

Biglaw transactional work sucks because you are just brought in after all the major deal points are decided upon to just paper the deal, with everything being a fire drill.

Working for smaller entrepreneurial clients (who are usually rich as fuk) is much more interesting, as they look at you as more of an advisor, and bring you in for advice, both legal and business, from day 1 of a transaction and for any important decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33818254)