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Always funny when Biglaw firms get worked up about legal opinions

At my old biglaw firm, these would be a battle. Now at my...
Deep sex offender jewess
  07/24/17
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Bossy Titillating Crackhouse Goyim
  07/24/17
No shit the client doesn't care if the law firm's opinion is...
Thriller Cruel-hearted Psychic
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Buff Philosopher-king Gaming Laptop
  07/25/17
There's no reason to give opinion letters unless it's some h...
iridescent private investor
  07/24/17
legal opinions in securities offerings are fucking hilarious...
know-it-all casino
  07/24/17
i thought you meant like an alarm would go off and the inter...
flatulent parlor
  07/24/17
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bipolar odious piazza
  07/25/17
TWO. PARTNER. APPROVAL.
Haunting vigorous roommate
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Fragrant Soggy Tattoo
  07/25/17
rofl holy shit legal opinions are so faggot
know-it-all casino
  07/24/17
we literally have an "opinion committee" of a half...
Bossy Titillating Crackhouse Goyim
  07/24/17
(Could be a lot of firms but most recently skadden)
Cerebral Unhinged Heaven
  07/25/17
huge fags itt
floppy disrespectful cuckoldry
  07/24/17
(gunner non-equity partner on his firm's opinion cmmttee)
know-it-all casino
  07/25/17
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Cerebral Unhinged Heaven
  07/25/17
Opinion committees ime are always comprised of two or three ...
comical doobsian faggot firefighter
  07/24/17
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Bossy Titillating Crackhouse Goyim
  07/24/17
We have reviewed all the stuff. If the data is accurate and...
passionate self-absorbed station party of the first part
  07/24/17
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azure background story kitty
  07/25/17
rofl cr
know-it-all casino
  07/25/17
would also have accepted "here is our weighty legal opi...
know-it-all casino
  07/25/17


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Date: July 24th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Deep sex offender jewess

At my old biglaw firm, these would be a battle.

Now at my boutique, we basically just give the lender whatever they reasonably request....knowing that the odds they are ever enforced is basically zero and our clients prefer we spend their money on more important things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847500)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Bossy Titillating Crackhouse Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847548)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 10:07 PM
Author: Thriller Cruel-hearted Psychic

No shit the client doesn't care if the law firm's opinion is shit because it is the firm's ass/reputation on the line if the opinion is wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847566)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Buff Philosopher-king Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33848863)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: iridescent private investor

There's no reason to give opinion letters unless it's some huge deal and they are paying you a ton.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847533)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: know-it-all casino

legal opinions in securities offerings are fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847549)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: flatulent parlor

i thought you meant like an alarm would go off and the intercom "please report to the conference room, the 9th circuit just issued five opinions with 20 plus page opinions. we have ice cream."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847536)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: bipolar odious piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33848760)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: Haunting vigorous roommate

TWO. PARTNER. APPROVAL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847541)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Fragrant Soggy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33848903)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: know-it-all casino

rofl holy shit legal opinions are so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847545)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Bossy Titillating Crackhouse Goyim

we literally have an "opinion committee" of a half dozen partners. almost impossible to get anything done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847555)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Cerebral Unhinged Heaven

(Could be a lot of firms but most recently skadden)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33848750)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: floppy disrespectful cuckoldry

huge fags itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847557)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 12:05 AM
Author: know-it-all casino

(gunner non-equity partner on his firm's opinion cmmttee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33848533)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Cerebral Unhinged Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33848755)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: comical doobsian faggot firefighter

Opinion committees ime are always comprised of two or three rainmakers who have no idea what theyre signing (except the tax weirdo) and are never there to sign it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847563)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: Bossy Titillating Crackhouse Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847577)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: passionate self-absorbed station party of the first part

We have reviewed all the stuff. If the data is accurate and the agreement terms are as presented by the issuer and the financial statements are accurate then we think your okay. But we cant say anything about any of thoee thongs because they are all someone else's responsibility. Xoxohth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33847624)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: azure background story kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33848524)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: know-it-all casino

rofl cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33848526)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: know-it-all casino

would also have accepted "here is our weighty legal opinion on the transaction in question: {2 paragraphs}. and here are our exceptions and qualifications: {9 pages}."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3684007&forum_id=2#33848530)