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Awkward To Have PDDJ Friend/Relative Be My "Best Man"?

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not mat...
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/27/17
Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.
Maize ape boistinker
  07/27/17
*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/27/17
If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding,...
Maize ape boistinker
  07/27/17
fair enough
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nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis reall...
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  07/27/17
l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding
Medicated appetizing hall
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is ironside not attending?
Black friendly grandma
  07/27/17
he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.
Medicated appetizing hall
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WHAT THE FUCK?????
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  07/27/17
Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding
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Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!
Medicated appetizing hall
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Then what's the solution?
Medicated appetizing hall
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Hitler had one
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  07/28/17
Just asked my best college friend and he said "very ver...
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/27/17
Oh, what a friend!
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  07/27/17
hahahaha
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  07/28/17
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  07/27/17
PDDJ might marry him instead!
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/27/17
Not turd enough
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Medicated appetizing hall
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jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is ju...
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Medicated appetizing hall
  07/28/17
this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit
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Sad thread
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One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaste...
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you're better off not having a best man than doing this. ma...
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  07/28/17
there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the...
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/28/17
if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?)...
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  07/28/17
brother was going to be it. not coming.
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/28/17
lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother goin...
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  07/28/17
he's a weird/odd faggot.
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/28/17
So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.
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  07/28/17
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  07/28/17
a lot. but it's irrelevant.
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/28/17
probably very relevant
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I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now
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  07/28/17
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  07/28/17
there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOME...
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  07/28/17
what about her sister's fiance? never met.
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/28/17
lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would yo...
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  07/28/17
all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe ...
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/28/17
so you basically have no IRL friends?
bespoke bat shit crazy nursing home
  07/28/17
*who are coming to are country
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  07/28/17
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im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my c...
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brutal thread
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  07/28/17
Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have ...
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  07/28/17
why's a sister a cop out? better using a sister than some...
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/28/17
I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an eas...
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  07/28/17
ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense...
Medicated appetizing hall
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  07/28/17
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Medicated appetizing hall
  07/28/17
who is giving a speech for you?
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  07/28/17
it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and mayb...
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/28/17
lol dude
Dun dysfunction gaping
  07/28/17
you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech
Flirting jet station alpha
  07/28/17
wait, so no bachelor party either?
bespoke bat shit crazy nursing home
  07/28/17
honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email ea...
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  07/28/17
Second this. Just say he's a college buddy.
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  07/28/17
I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party becaus...
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  07/28/17
Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding
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thought Ironside was bestman
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  07/28/17
What? Your brother is the only best man option. Edit: di...
Big mentally impaired blood rage gas station
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Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?
Medicated appetizing hall
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No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to ...
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but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MO...
Medicated appetizing hall
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Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mo...
Big mentally impaired blood rage gas station
  07/28/17
true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to wa...
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pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get ...
Medicated appetizing hall
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I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by her...
Big mentally impaired blood rage gas station
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my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's paren...
Medicated appetizing hall
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I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relat...
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ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. j...
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ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bri...
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fucking the 1st dotter?
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Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' th...
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There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down ...
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/28/17
Is the MOH making a speech?
misanthropic location
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No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe. Party will ...
Medicated appetizing hall
  07/28/17
Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.
misanthropic location
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What's a priest? a Cohen?
Medicated appetizing hall
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clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the w...
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Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!
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I'm surprised you had to ask this.
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  07/28/17
Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.
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that's what this thread is for.
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That's the right call
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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870336)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Maize ape boistinker

Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870355)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870358)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Maize ape boistinker

If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding, they're not friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870359)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870363)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Black friendly grandma



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: provocative home



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: brass den

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871093)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine personal credit line mad cow disease



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: chocolate mischievous cuck kitty



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: grizzly startled theatre persian



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Dun dysfunction gaping



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: alcoholic mind-boggling box office azn

I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere ARE COUNTRY and different continents to be part of my friends' weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873939)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Stubborn ocher international law enforcement agency

nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis really just pushes the limits of a friendship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873988)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: alcoholic mind-boggling box office azn

chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent my regrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873997)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: massive masturbator laser beams



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Locus



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: self-centered purple church building



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Razzle stead



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Date: December 24th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Sexy antidepressant drug tattoo



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Stimulating Range Milk

dude this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870942)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: boyish orchestra pit useless brakes



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Locus



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: self-centered purple church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873961)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Irate whorehouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874946)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34867949)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Rambunctious bawdyhouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874537)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: vigorous casino

Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man if it came to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870378)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870384)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: vigorous casino

LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya muthah and use recordings of that as source material.

"Oh Schmuel, why didn't you tell me about this young man? We should all meet up with him next time we're staying with the Walluhsteins at their condo in Ashdod and he gets time off work."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870421)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do you know he's not here to blow up the wedding? he's gay too? something's very suspicious here. i'm getting verklempt...."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870437)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: vigorous casino

"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why, he's a mischling, they're all mental cases".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870461)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870466)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Salmon Balding Senate Gaming Laptop

where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for this (sadly I do keep a pretty tight schedule during the school yr)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870391)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who isnt even on the invite list is all the sudden my BM...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870396)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: tantric factory reset button old irish cottage

at least he wont increase the bar tab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870405)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Lascivious dark market cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870471)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Salmon Balding Senate Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870499)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: brass den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871254)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Drunken vengeful kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871270)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Black friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871284)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: chocolate mischievous cuck kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871339)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: boyish orchestra pit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873899)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873962)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: self-centered purple church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873966)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Irate whorehouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874950)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 2:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33888902)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Bisexual lodge

jesus christ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870398)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Submissive deranged immigrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871947)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Black friendly grandma

is ironside not attending?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870403)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870406)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood razzle-dazzle gay wizard

WHAT THE FUCK?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870930)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: disrespectful nibblets

You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad would be a better choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870940)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non grata.

how could my dad be best man? wouldnt that be awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870967)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: disrespectful nibblets

Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and who you keep calling "prole goy" under your breath during the service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870973)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871055)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: vigorous casino

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG's mom's side right before he walks down the aisle with her over to the front of the huppa to join the rest of nonexistent groomsmen*

"Hurry up, Harold! Move it! They're gonna take the photo!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870984)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871054)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: chocolate mischievous cuck kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871343)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: cerebral hospital ceo

Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871006)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871081)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Floppy Degenerate Theater Stage

I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do not want my child anywhere near peDoBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874318)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine personal credit line mad cow disease

absolutely not

edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do this. to answer the op, it would be awkward/embarrassing as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871074)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

Then what's the solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871117)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: cerebral hospital ceo

Hitler had one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871248)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Submissive deranged immigrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871952)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871983)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Salmon Balding Senate Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872902)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873175)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: self-centered purple church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873973)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: citrine twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: tantric factory reset button old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874869)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36958810)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Floppy Degenerate Theater Stage

Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then literally everyone who ever sees pics of the wedding for the rest of human existence will know you have zero friends. At least by using someone on the 'zo, most people will never know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874323)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

Just asked my best college friend and he said "very very low" chance he's coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871087)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine personal credit line mad cow disease

Oh, what a friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871092)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Black friendly grandma

fuck, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871297)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Dun dysfunction gaping

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872748)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Bat-shit-crazy Queen Of The Night

I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extended the invite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871089)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

PDDJ might marry him instead!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871110)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: chocolate mischievous cuck kitty

Not turd enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871350)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she always says they're so boring looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871545)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Cerise Startling Theater Internal Respiration

jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is just sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871095)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine personal credit line mad cow disease

i nominate phineasgage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871099)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871173)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Drunken vengeful kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871306)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: brass den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871257)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: arousing partner reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871301)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Black friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871302)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Drunken vengeful kitchen

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871307)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: chocolate mischievous cuck kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871353)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wedding (phineasgage)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871555)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Fuchsia state goal in life

this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871595)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: grizzly startled theatre persian

omg yes please. Also live stream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871929)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: hairraiser fantasy-prone clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873651)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: jade titillating meetinghouse cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Irate whorehouse selfie

Cr. I'd do this for DBG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874980)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Razzle stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876412)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

Sad thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871172)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Black friendly grandma

One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaster reveals far too much, veil of anonymity or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871708)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: carmine digit ratio school

I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket your best man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871820)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: supple party of the first part black woman

you're better off not having a best man than doing this. maybe just have a maid of honor and no other members of the bridal party?

isn't this like the whole plot of a paul rudd movie, btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871872)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the bridal party? moh is pddj's sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871881)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: supple party of the first part black woman

if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?) be your best man. or buy a dog or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871893)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

brother was going to be it. not coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871909)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: supple party of the first part black woman

lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871912)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

he's a weird/odd faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871922)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Dashing pink indian lodge

So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871974)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871989)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Dashing pink indian lodge

If you're going to "provide content," it's this here. Why isn't he going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872000)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Impressive sanctuary corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872794)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Misunderstood razzle-dazzle gay wizard

yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensitive subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872840)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873197)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Ultramarine personal credit line mad cow disease

Lmao who the fuck are you people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871921)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: grizzly startled theatre persian

Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871996)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: Dun dysfunction gaping

hahahaha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872751)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: Misunderstood razzle-dazzle gay wizard

dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872757)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

a lot. but it's irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Impressive sanctuary corn cake

probably very relevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872795)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: disrespectful nibblets

holy shit talk about burying the lede

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872862)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Dun dysfunction gaping

jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873019)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873201)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Stimulating Range Milk

Is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873688)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: cyan coiffed messiness garrison

What the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: Ultramarine personal credit line mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: cyan coiffed messiness garrison

Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872735)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873205)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: bespoke bat shit crazy nursing home

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872704)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Dun dysfunction gaping

LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872739)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch

I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873212)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Histrionic deep toaster

Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872945)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Indigo Cumskin Sound Barrier

there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOMEONE to be best man or just scrap it altogether. do not let her cousin be it (unless y'all are actually good friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873209)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

what about her sister's fiance? never met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873229)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: bespoke bat shit crazy nursing home

lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would you be doing with your free time if you weren't dating pddj / planning a wedding right now? stay home, surf the internet, and poast on xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873320)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe have a belgian couchsurfer come over.

same as before i met pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873342)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: bespoke bat shit crazy nursing home

so you basically have no IRL friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873371)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

*who are coming to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873375)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Dun dysfunction gaping

You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had friends, they would come to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873407)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Seedy stage therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873470)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34213603)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: bespoke bat shit crazy nursing home

man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "friends" and "people you're friendly with IRL". I find it hard to believe that none of the former would be willing to travel to another friend's wedding. For the later, that's a little more plausible. It's not like you're having a destination wedding halfway across the world. Not that big of a deal imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873397)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873410)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my college bff, who i roomed with for 5 yrs after college, is an antisocial weirdo who wouldnt go to weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873416)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: bespoke bat shit crazy nursing home

ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. it's not that hard to do. idk what to tell you? get some hobbies that have you interacting with other people? do you go to temple on a regular basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873459)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

i dont use FB.

i have plenty of shul friends but they're more in the "people youre friendly with IRL." hard to make real friends post college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873481)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Dull office

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873437)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Offensive splenetic national

brutal thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873471)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious bawdyhouse national security agency

Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874563)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Disgusting Plaza Stain

Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have her stand up there. She's only having her sister do it anyway, which is a cop out IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873476)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

why's a sister a cop out?

better using a sister than some random friend you may not talk to in 10 yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873484)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Disgusting Plaza Stain

I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an easy cop out instead of having someone else do it. I've just seen a lot of people have siblings do it when they weren't particularly close to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873504)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense since friends come and go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873517)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Narrow-minded infuriating abode

It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873489)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: bespoke bat shit crazy nursing home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873625)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Flirting jet station alpha

who is giving a speech for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873683)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and maybe one of my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Dun dysfunction gaping

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873742)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Flirting jet station alpha

you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873886)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: bespoke bat shit crazy nursing home

wait, so no bachelor party either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873730)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: carmine digit ratio school

honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email each other porn and wedding dresses all day anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873758)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Maize ape boistinker

Second this.

Just say he's a college buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873932)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873971)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874233)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Stubborn ocher international law enforcement agency

no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just like everything else you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873967)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Locus

I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party because the groom's would-be best man killed himself. this is 10X sadder than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873987)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874001)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874109)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz saffron house rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874321)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Big mentally impaired blood rage gas station

well, people understand why the best man didn't show up.

It's worse that op's brother is alive and well and has chosen not to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874575)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Bronze trip property double fault

thought Ironside was bestman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873999)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Big mentally impaired blood rage gas station

What? Your brother is the only best man option.

Edit: didn't read he's not coming...that is pretty fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874015)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874143)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Big mentally impaired blood rage gas station

No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to keep things simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874565)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Misunderstood razzle-dazzle gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874578)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MOH. does that matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874699)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Big mentally impaired blood rage gas station

Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mom if dad is walking her down the aisle. Instead she just sits down with her parents instead of standing up the entire time with her. It's weird to have one person standing up there and I bet her sister would rather sit during the ceremony anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874720)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Misunderstood razzle-dazzle gay wizard

true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to walk down the aisle anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874726)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get walked down with both of my parents. no?

why would her dad walk her down the aisle without her mom?

arent all the parents gonna stand in the chuppah anyway? does it matter if her sister stands or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874809)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Big mentally impaired blood rage gas station

I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by herself, it's NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874868)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's parents walk her...

and then everyone stands in the chuppah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: Big mentally impaired blood rage gas station

I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relative to be best man who is only there to walk her down the aisle.

Now why is your brother not going again? I assume maybe he doesn't support your marriage but how are your parents not talking him into at least showing up for that day. That is like family breaking apart stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876456)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. just looked it up. no wonder ive never heard of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874825)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: Misunderstood razzle-dazzle gay wizard

father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> father and mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874847)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bride and the two fathers escort the groom. that's prestigious as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874858)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood razzle-dazzle gay wizard

literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way, shape or form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874887)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

fucking the 1st dotter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874957)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Shaky University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33875008)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine personal credit line mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876609)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: massive masturbator laser beams

If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend who could be your best man, then how the hell did you land a wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874075)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

BJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874131)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Floppy Degenerate Theater Stage

it's funny but true

big dicks are about the only way to trap a shiksa these days, LJL white american women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874593)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: misanthropic location

Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' than someone who is just reading some "Best Best Man Speech Ever" off the internet to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874153)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down the aisle with the MOH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874225)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: misanthropic location

Is the MOH making a speech?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874231)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe.

Party will have brief speeches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874253)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: misanthropic location

Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874270)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

What's a priest? a Cohen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874290)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia state goal in life

clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the whole story on why his brother isn't coming to the wedding.

do it for the attention, you little whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874185)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: disrespectful nibblets

This thread is like a zero shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874385)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874502)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Dun dysfunction gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874513)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: brass den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874582)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Irate whorehouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874943)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Dun dysfunction gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34014086)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34089402)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: galvanic unholy marketing idea

All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a laptop screen open next to you at your wedding. We'll say chill vows like "he really likes it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874716)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: Hilarious toilet seat

Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sister? It's totally acceptable to have a female be a best man these days. Not that I'm normally in favor of it, but desperate times...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874767)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874791)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: grizzly startled theatre persian

Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876328)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Irradiated Pit Tank

I'm surprised you had to ask this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874866)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: Diverse Site

Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

that's what this thread is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876400)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Razzle stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876403)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Cerise Startling Theater Internal Respiration

*bites lower lip*

right in the feels!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: jade titillating meetinghouse cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876465)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876490)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:19 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886674)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Disgusting Plaza Stain

That's the right call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886712)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Medicated appetizing hall

it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate families all stand outside the chuppah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886717)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: Dun dysfunction gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886793)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal charcoal library crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959183)