First you get a moniker and your eye catches a 'boyfriend' thread. luis is the OP - assfaggot is his boyfriend? You thought bonerpolice was his boyfriend. Wait is luis even gay? luis only loves crypto you thought. You can't place it, but there's a beautiful coherence in luis's seesawing professions of love. Perhaps one day luis will be -- no, no you're not like that. "despacito" says luis. "inamorato" you mouth reflexively.

here's one about a hookup with a 18 year old ashley madison "tinderslut". You love sex with sluts, their breasts, those bags of sand. You click, hand on crotch. 40 posters have demanded the OP state the name of...the young man? The sluts you love are women though. Yes yes of course they are.

On to the next. An obscure professor with 14 followers tweeted 2 milliseconds ago about Trump. :D has created a thread about it. No one has responded except this quotation mark, and it wants to "suck & fuck" the creator of the thread?

You take your fourth adderall. 'Doctor's orders' you say, though you've ordered them from an Indian pharmacy for three years now. Oh this will be good, you're not Mr. Olympia but you know your way around the weight room. typo in the thread, though. What is this blog and why has it been updated with 10,000 word posts every day for the last seven years? Three hours later you're still reading about Pierre Douton's cum-from-behind victory at the 2014 Powerdong Muscle Classic.

Enough. time for bed.

The next day you awake diamond hard. "here's the thing about peterman and doobs" you say to no one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692893&forum_id=2#33939878)