Anybody ever read biglaw partner divorce trial transcripts for the lolz?
| Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | Heady lime striped hyena public bath | 08/14/17 | | Lake hateful liquid oxygen locale | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | swashbuckling blue candlestick maker dragon | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | 180 philosopher-king heaven | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | 180 philosopher-king heaven | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | 180 philosopher-king heaven | 08/15/17 | | seedy disrespectful gaming laptop | 09/14/17 | | aqua hospital | 08/14/17 | | Exciting Stead Dysfunction | 08/14/17 | | Kink-friendly Awkward Electric Furnace Jewess | 08/14/17 | | swashbuckling blue candlestick maker dragon | 08/14/17 | | Kink-friendly Awkward Electric Furnace Jewess | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | soul-stirring azure bawdyhouse | 08/14/17 | | Odious sound barrier codepig | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | Cracking Hyperventilating Elastic Band | 08/14/17 | | electric massive church building | 08/14/17 | | Exciting Stead Dysfunction | 08/14/17 | | Cracking Hyperventilating Elastic Band | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | Hairraiser Navy Antidepressant Drug Forum | 08/15/17 | | Cruel-hearted school jap | 08/14/17 | | Contagious theater stage | 08/14/17 | | Cracking Hyperventilating Elastic Band | 08/14/17 | | Razzle-dazzle silver twinkling uncleanness roast beef | 08/14/17 | | Cracking Hyperventilating Elastic Band | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | Stimulating Chest-beating National Security Agency Queen Of The Night | 08/14/17 | | aggressive cocky brunch athletic conference | 08/14/17 | | Cracking Hyperventilating Elastic Band | 08/14/17 | | aggressive cocky brunch athletic conference | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | Irate magical point toaster | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | 180 philosopher-king heaven | 08/15/17 | | Ungodly senate karate | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | Hairraiser Navy Antidepressant Drug Forum | 08/15/17 | | Scarlet locus shitlib | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | Jade demanding piazza | 08/14/17 | | Scarlet locus shitlib | 09/14/17 | | Exciting Stead Dysfunction | 08/14/17 | | Passionate fluffy corner | 08/14/17 | | Exciting Stead Dysfunction | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | Cracking Hyperventilating Elastic Band | 08/14/17 | | 180 philosopher-king heaven | 08/15/17 | | dark lascivious indian lodge boistinker | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | Wonderful rose clown halford | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | Drab trip casino tank | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | Drab trip casino tank | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | Deranged bistre indirect expression | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | Drab trip casino tank | 08/15/17 | | multi-colored depressive | 08/14/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/14/17 | | mind-boggling aquamarine chad | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | very tactful theatre wrinkle | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | 180 philosopher-king heaven | 08/15/17 | | Heady lime striped hyena public bath | 08/15/17 | | Razzle-dazzle silver twinkling uncleanness roast beef | 08/15/17 | | Well-lubricated Motley Resort | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | crimson effete double fault pervert | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | 180 philosopher-king heaven | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | 180 philosopher-king heaven | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | Drab trip casino tank | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | Drab trip casino tank | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | Provocative Violent Partner | 08/15/17 | | Avocado french chef | 08/15/17 | | Provocative Violent Partner | 08/15/17 | | Marvelous shivering temple digit ratio | 08/16/17 | | Hairraiser Navy Antidepressant Drug Forum | 08/15/17 | | Cracking Hyperventilating Elastic Band | 08/18/17 | | Cracking Hyperventilating Elastic Band | 09/14/17 | | Walnut private investor | 09/14/17 | | Glittery nursing home regret | 09/15/17 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 14th, 2017 5:54 PM Author: Avocado french chef
I just happened to come across an appeal decision involving the divorce of a biglaw partner I used to work for. He was making $2M a year at the time of the divorce. They had an estate of about $5M. His wife became a stay-at-home mom and eventually left him for her yoga instructor / boyfriend. The court extensively documented his failing health and medical problems.
He ended up getting gaped for $15K a month "maintenance," including a ton of retroactive payments. The court ruled this was not tax-deductible for him, not taxable income for her, and would not end even if she remarries. The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.
He also is on the hook for $10K a month in child support, again including a ton of retroactive payments.
Lastly, he is required to pay over $500K in legal fees that she acquired in contesting the divorce payouts. The court was not happy that he used strategies similar to what he used while representing large commercial clients in litigation, which greatly increased attorney costs.
She is now working full time after a 15-year break to raise the kids. He is apparently broke as fuck. His health is failing, he is on disability, and his legal career is done.
I also looked up the yoga instructor / boyfriend. He is jacked as fuck. The former biglaw bro desparately tried to bring in texts/emails between his wife and the yoga guy, but the court excluded all of that correspondence.
I've heard xo say guys get fucked in divorce court, but holy shit. This is devastating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3701063&forum_id=2#33987832) |
|
Date: September 14th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: seedy disrespectful gaming laptop
Because our legal system is fucked. If you take a job making less money, the court will IMPUTE income. If you're making 2M a year, you are now EXPECTED to make 2M a year... for ever. See Robin Williams suicide.
Also, Child Support payments ARE NOT tax deductible.
Any MAN considering marriage in this day and age is literally insane. The only caveat is if the woman makes more money, then it's fine.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3701063&forum_id=2#34214462) |
Date: August 14th, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Cracking Hyperventilating Elastic Band
The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.The court reasoned that she must've had a high standard of living during their marriage for the estate to only be worth $5M, so this standard of living must be maintained.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3701063&forum_id=2#33987937) |
Date: August 14th, 2017 10:46 PM Author: Passionate fluffy corner
the fact that men allow this system to persist is embarrassing.
the whole idea a woman should get to maintain her 'standard of living' after divorce is absurd as well.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3701063&forum_id=2#33990331) |
Date: September 15th, 2017 2:11 AM Author: Glittery nursing home regret
there are STILL literally stupid fucks on xoxo who insist their country is first world.
i read threads like this and just feel bad for the massive delusions of said dummies
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3701063&forum_id=2#34215362) |
|
|