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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Slimy Really Tough Guy
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Bipolar judgmental son of senegal
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Mustard haunted graveyard hospital
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
lime doobsian plaza international law enforcement agency
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Obsidian Sadistic Filthpig
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
wonderful plum piazza cumskin
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Misanthropic national digit ratio
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
beady-eyed pontificating center
  08/21/17
...
wonderful plum piazza cumskin
  08/21/17
CR
razzle-dazzle stag film
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
wonderful plum piazza cumskin
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
nighttime cordovan philosopher-king karate
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
lemon sanctuary sandwich
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
nighttime cordovan philosopher-king karate
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
histrionic point
  08/21/17
...
lemon sanctuary sandwich
  08/22/17
...
canary diverse dopamine
  08/22/17
...
Drab trip skinny woman forum
  08/22/17
"towr"
ruddy soul-stirring persian market
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
marvelous school
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Talented hell therapy
  08/21/17
wtf
aquamarine nudist public bath
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Jade deer antler marketing idea
  08/21/17
...
nighttime cordovan philosopher-king karate
  08/21/17
...
chestnut french chef
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
mauve faggotry nibblets
  08/22/17
...
Stirring death wish round eye
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
floppy brunch
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
nighttime cordovan philosopher-king karate
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Jade deer antler marketing idea
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Mustard haunted graveyard hospital
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Provocative angry pervert
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
nighttime cordovan philosopher-king karate
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
twinkling house
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
floppy brunch
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
twinkling house
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Passionate cobalt love of her life
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
titillating heaven
  08/22/17
...
stimulating range pistol
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Provocative angry pervert
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Passionate cobalt love of her life
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
black razzmatazz juggernaut
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
exhilarant candlestick maker
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Hairraiser station
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Mustard haunted graveyard hospital
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
copper bearded institution place of business
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Pink crawly school cafeteria nowag
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Scarlet box office immigrant
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Misanthropic national digit ratio
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Turquoise vibrant gas station regret
  08/22/17
Yeah
Contagious idiot
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
canary diverse dopamine
  08/22/17
yeah man
Vigorous mad cow disease
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
mauve faggotry nibblets
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Mewling Idea He Suggested
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Brindle lay
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Big quadroon turdskin
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Blathering Ladyboy
  08/23/17
...
Pale narrow-minded theater stage
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
black razzmatazz juggernaut
  08/23/17
So does algebra
exhilarant candlestick maker
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Slimy Really Tough Guy

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Bipolar judgmental son of senegal

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Mustard haunted graveyard hospital

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: lime doobsian plaza international law enforcement agency

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Obsidian Sadistic Filthpig

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: wonderful plum piazza cumskin

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Misanthropic national digit ratio

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating center

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: wonderful plum piazza cumskin



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: wonderful plum piazza cumskin

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: nighttime cordovan philosopher-king karate

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: lemon sanctuary sandwich

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: nighttime cordovan philosopher-king karate

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: histrionic point

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: lemon sanctuary sandwich



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: canary diverse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Drab trip skinny woman forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: ruddy soul-stirring persian market

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: marvelous school

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Talented hell therapy

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: aquamarine nudist public bath

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Jade deer antler marketing idea

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: nighttime cordovan philosopher-king karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: chestnut french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: mauve faggotry nibblets

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Stirring death wish round eye



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: floppy brunch

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: nighttime cordovan philosopher-king karate

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Jade deer antler marketing idea

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Mustard haunted graveyard hospital

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Provocative angry pervert

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: nighttime cordovan philosopher-king karate

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: twinkling house

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: floppy brunch

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: twinkling house

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Passionate cobalt love of her life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: titillating heaven

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: stimulating range pistol



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Provocative angry pervert

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Passionate cobalt love of her life

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: black razzmatazz juggernaut

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: exhilarant candlestick maker

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser station

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Mustard haunted graveyard hospital

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: copper bearded institution place of business

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Pink crawly school cafeteria nowag

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Scarlet box office immigrant

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Misanthropic national digit ratio

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Turquoise vibrant gas station regret

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Contagious idiot

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: canary diverse dopamine

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Vigorous mad cow disease

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: mauve faggotry nibblets

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Mewling Idea He Suggested

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Brindle lay

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Big quadroon turdskin

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Blathering Ladyboy

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Pale narrow-minded theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: black razzmatazz juggernaut

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: exhilarant candlestick maker

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)