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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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plum locus kitty
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
passionate filthy locale
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Magenta Confused Parlour Sandwich
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
appetizing sapphire persian
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
razzle-dazzle walnut casino multi-billionaire
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Sienna point
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Mewling maize dog poop
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
bistre sticky national
  08/21/17
...
Sienna point
  08/21/17
CR
harsh mischievous library newt
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Sienna point
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Carmine resort
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
cerebral factory reset button
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Carmine resort
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
mauve mental disorder masturbator
  08/21/17
...
cerebral factory reset button
  08/22/17
...
Metal public bath party of the first part
  08/22/17
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flatulent zippy pit fat ankles
  08/22/17
"towr"
red orchestra pit
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
bateful mediation
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Bespoke mad-dog skullcap hospital
  08/21/17
wtf
Big-titted forum
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
contagious pearl mexican
  08/21/17
...
Carmine resort
  08/21/17
...
spectacular genital piercing stage
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Amber impertinent coldplay fan french chef
  08/22/17
...
fluffy shrine
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
bright tattoo telephone
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Carmine resort
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
contagious pearl mexican
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Magenta Confused Parlour Sandwich
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
hyperventilating hideous gay wizard
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Carmine resort
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
stirring drunken cumskin rigor
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
bright tattoo telephone
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
stirring drunken cumskin rigor
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Razzmatazz coral lay people who are hurt
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
lascivious adulterous goal in life
  08/22/17
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Cerise affirmative action ratface
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
hyperventilating hideous gay wizard
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Razzmatazz coral lay people who are hurt
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Flushed Soggy Space Associate
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
soul-stirring karate school
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
razzle cruise ship really tough guy
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Magenta Confused Parlour Sandwich
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
azure titillating nursing home degenerate
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
magical peach dilemma
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
snowy naked bawdyhouse nibblets
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Mewling maize dog poop
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
ivory angry theatre
  08/22/17
Yeah
Vibrant main people
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Metal public bath party of the first part
  08/22/17
yeah man
Wild marvelous elastic band scourge upon the earth
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Amber impertinent coldplay fan french chef
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
High-end Idiot
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Dun senate rigpig
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Overrated slippery dingle berry cuckoldry
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
chrome boiling water trailer park
  08/23/17
...
misunderstood menage mood
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Flushed Soggy Space Associate
  08/23/17
So does algebra
soul-stirring karate school
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: plum locus kitty

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: passionate filthy locale

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Magenta Confused Parlour Sandwich

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: appetizing sapphire persian

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle walnut casino multi-billionaire

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Sienna point

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Mewling maize dog poop

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: bistre sticky national

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Sienna point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: harsh mischievous library newt

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Sienna point

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Carmine resort

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: cerebral factory reset button

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Carmine resort

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: mauve mental disorder masturbator

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: cerebral factory reset button



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Metal public bath party of the first part



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: flatulent zippy pit fat ankles



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: red orchestra pit

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: bateful mediation

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Bespoke mad-dog skullcap hospital

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Big-titted forum

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: contagious pearl mexican

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Carmine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: spectacular genital piercing stage



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Amber impertinent coldplay fan french chef

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: fluffy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: bright tattoo telephone

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Carmine resort

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: contagious pearl mexican

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Magenta Confused Parlour Sandwich

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: hyperventilating hideous gay wizard

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Carmine resort

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: stirring drunken cumskin rigor

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: bright tattoo telephone

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: stirring drunken cumskin rigor

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz coral lay people who are hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: lascivious adulterous goal in life

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Cerise affirmative action ratface



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating hideous gay wizard

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz coral lay people who are hurt

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Flushed Soggy Space Associate

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring karate school

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: razzle cruise ship really tough guy

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Magenta Confused Parlour Sandwich

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: azure titillating nursing home degenerate

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: magical peach dilemma

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: snowy naked bawdyhouse nibblets

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Mewling maize dog poop

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: ivory angry theatre

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Vibrant main people

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Metal public bath party of the first part

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Wild marvelous elastic band scourge upon the earth

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Amber impertinent coldplay fan french chef

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: High-end Idiot

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Dun senate rigpig

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Overrated slippery dingle berry cuckoldry

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: chrome boiling water trailer park

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: misunderstood menage mood



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Flushed Soggy Space Associate

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring karate school

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)