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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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unholy titillating senate party of the first part
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
dark mildly autistic stage newt
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Bright Racy Degenerate Point
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
splenetic quadroon
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
submissive tantric site fortuitous meteor
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
stimulating deep mexican pisswyrm
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Henna Stage
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Irradiated domesticated property masturbator
  08/21/17
...
stimulating deep mexican pisswyrm
  08/21/17
CR
Comical tan trust fund
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
stimulating deep mexican pisswyrm
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Cerebral harsh yarmulke
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
mauve fiercely-loyal circlehead
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Cerebral harsh yarmulke
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
electric chrome library
  08/21/17
...
mauve fiercely-loyal circlehead
  08/22/17
...
Abnormal maize knife
  08/22/17
...
Boyish fanboi cruise ship
  08/22/17
"towr"
bisexual exciting pit
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
swashbuckling saffron garrison kitty cat
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
emerald juggernaut chapel
  08/21/17
wtf
Spruce toaster theatre
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
heady chartreuse idiot goal in life
  08/21/17
...
Cerebral harsh yarmulke
  08/21/17
...
Talented Vengeful Place Of Business
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
hyperventilating provocative travel guidebook temple
  08/22/17
...
Razzmatazz Locus
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Aquamarine Home Blood Rage
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Cerebral harsh yarmulke
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
heady chartreuse idiot goal in life
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Bright Racy Degenerate Point
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
milky kitchen stock car
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Cerebral harsh yarmulke
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Silver Excitant Parlor
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Aquamarine Home Blood Rage
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Silver Excitant Parlor
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
zippy space
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
nubile half-breed prole
  08/22/17
...
lime disrespectful dingle berry parlour
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
milky kitchen stock car
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
zippy space
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Cowardly canary jew generalized bond
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
green whorehouse dopamine
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Multi-colored gas station
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Bright Racy Degenerate Point
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Seedy ticket booth
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
dashing buck-toothed hall
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
massive passionate patrolman den
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Henna Stage
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Rusted International Law Enforcement Agency Multi-billionaire
  08/22/17
Yeah
Ruddy sadistic brethren hissy fit
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Abnormal maize knife
  08/22/17
yeah man
Plum bateful address
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
hyperventilating provocative travel guidebook temple
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
poppy lodge dragon
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Judgmental hairraiser abode
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
arrogant vibrant therapy
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
contagious shrine jewess
  08/23/17
...
Trip double fault
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Cowardly canary jew generalized bond
  08/23/17
So does algebra
green whorehouse dopamine
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: unholy titillating senate party of the first part

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: dark mildly autistic stage newt

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Bright Racy Degenerate Point

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: splenetic quadroon

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: submissive tantric site fortuitous meteor

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: stimulating deep mexican pisswyrm

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Henna Stage

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Irradiated domesticated property masturbator

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: stimulating deep mexican pisswyrm



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Comical tan trust fund

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: stimulating deep mexican pisswyrm

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Cerebral harsh yarmulke

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: mauve fiercely-loyal circlehead

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Cerebral harsh yarmulke

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: electric chrome library

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: mauve fiercely-loyal circlehead



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Abnormal maize knife



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Boyish fanboi cruise ship



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: bisexual exciting pit

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling saffron garrison kitty cat

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: emerald juggernaut chapel

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Spruce toaster theatre

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: heady chartreuse idiot goal in life

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Cerebral harsh yarmulke



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Talented Vengeful Place Of Business



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: hyperventilating provocative travel guidebook temple

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine Home Blood Rage

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Cerebral harsh yarmulke

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: heady chartreuse idiot goal in life

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Bright Racy Degenerate Point

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: milky kitchen stock car

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Cerebral harsh yarmulke

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Silver Excitant Parlor

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine Home Blood Rage

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Silver Excitant Parlor

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: zippy space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: nubile half-breed prole

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: lime disrespectful dingle berry parlour



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: milky kitchen stock car

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: zippy space

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Cowardly canary jew generalized bond

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: green whorehouse dopamine

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored gas station

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Bright Racy Degenerate Point

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Seedy ticket booth

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed hall

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: massive passionate patrolman den

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Henna Stage

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Rusted International Law Enforcement Agency Multi-billionaire

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Ruddy sadistic brethren hissy fit

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Abnormal maize knife

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Plum bateful address

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: hyperventilating provocative travel guidebook temple

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: poppy lodge dragon

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Judgmental hairraiser abode

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: arrogant vibrant therapy

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: contagious shrine jewess

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Trip double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Cowardly canary jew generalized bond

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: green whorehouse dopamine

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)