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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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excitant state keepsake machete
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Hateful Stage Rigor
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
medicated forum
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
aquamarine swashbuckling trailer park toaster
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
vermilion house-broken principal's office knife
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
razzle-dazzle business firm
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Transparent water buffalo sandwich
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
passionate low-t newt
  08/21/17
...
razzle-dazzle business firm
  08/21/17
CR
Anal trip tanning salon
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
razzle-dazzle business firm
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Titillating Green Chad
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Wonderful address philosopher-king
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Titillating Green Chad
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
deep french chef resort
  08/21/17
...
Wonderful address philosopher-king
  08/22/17
...
Appetizing Fortuitous Meteor
  08/22/17
...
fuchsia fear-inspiring tattoo
  08/22/17
"towr"
cracking casino blood rage
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
onyx self-centered locus cumskin
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
vibrant stubborn theater kitty cat
  08/21/17
wtf
Unholy Topaz Deer Antler
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
lime misunderstood headpube
  08/21/17
...
Titillating Green Chad
  08/21/17
...
amethyst nursing home
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
bat-shit-crazy digit ratio kitchen
  08/22/17
...
Talented seedy electric furnace library
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
vivacious yapping striped hyena queen of the night
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Titillating Green Chad
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
lime misunderstood headpube
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
medicated forum
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
supple factory reset button kitty
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Titillating Green Chad
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Gay slippery rehab
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
vivacious yapping striped hyena queen of the night
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Gay slippery rehab
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Boyish bistre scourge upon the earth preventive strike
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
mustard irradiated double fault
  08/22/17
...
thriller jade generalized bond indian lodge
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
supple factory reset button kitty
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Boyish bistre scourge upon the earth preventive strike
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
iridescent house
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Startling Ruddy Space
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
ocher pisswyrm
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
medicated forum
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
180 impertinent base
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Scarlet racy set skinny woman
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
dark flickering therapy hall
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Transparent water buffalo sandwich
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Drab point
  08/22/17
Yeah
big ceo travel guidebook
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Appetizing Fortuitous Meteor
  08/22/17
yeah man
red home incel
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
bat-shit-crazy digit ratio kitchen
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Rough-skinned charcoal karate
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
talking nowag liquid oxygen
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
aphrodisiac market
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
angry national
  08/23/17
...
pale adventurous internal respiration cuckold
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
iridescent house
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Startling Ruddy Space
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: excitant state keepsake machete

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Hateful Stage Rigor

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: medicated forum

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: aquamarine swashbuckling trailer park toaster

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: vermilion house-broken principal's office knife

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle business firm

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Transparent water buffalo sandwich

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: passionate low-t newt

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Anal trip tanning salon

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle business firm

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Titillating Green Chad

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Wonderful address philosopher-king

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Titillating Green Chad

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: deep french chef resort

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Wonderful address philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Appetizing Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: fuchsia fear-inspiring tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: cracking casino blood rage

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: onyx self-centered locus cumskin

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: vibrant stubborn theater kitty cat

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Unholy Topaz Deer Antler

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: lime misunderstood headpube

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Titillating Green Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: amethyst nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy digit ratio kitchen

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Talented seedy electric furnace library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: vivacious yapping striped hyena queen of the night

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Titillating Green Chad

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: lime misunderstood headpube

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: medicated forum

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: supple factory reset button kitty

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Titillating Green Chad

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Gay slippery rehab

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: vivacious yapping striped hyena queen of the night

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Gay slippery rehab

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Boyish bistre scourge upon the earth preventive strike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: mustard irradiated double fault

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: thriller jade generalized bond indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: supple factory reset button kitty

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Boyish bistre scourge upon the earth preventive strike

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: iridescent house

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Startling Ruddy Space

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: ocher pisswyrm

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: medicated forum

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: 180 impertinent base

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Scarlet racy set skinny woman

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: dark flickering therapy hall

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Transparent water buffalo sandwich

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Drab point

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: big ceo travel guidebook

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Appetizing Fortuitous Meteor

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: red home incel

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy digit ratio kitchen

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned charcoal karate

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: talking nowag liquid oxygen

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac market

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: angry national

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: pale adventurous internal respiration cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: iridescent house

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Startling Ruddy Space

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)