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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Medicated Indigo Hunting Ground
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
floppy space
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
bonkers mad cow disease house
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
sickened french chef
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Provocative Newt Range
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Appetizing rigpig
  08/21/17
Its much easier
painfully honest dull legal warrant sanctuary
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Gay Laser Beams
  08/21/17
...
Appetizing rigpig
  08/21/17
CR
lemon erotic lettuce
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Appetizing rigpig
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Infuriating Telephone Area
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Hideous principal's office
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Infuriating Telephone Area
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
spectacular startled goal in life hell
  08/21/17
...
Hideous principal's office
  08/22/17
...
Dashing citrine knife
  08/22/17
...
Sienna liquid oxygen
  08/22/17
"towr"
excitant aquamarine stage
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Fragrant obsidian dingle berry
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Bull Headed Walnut Faggotry Church
  08/21/17
wtf
kink-friendly dilemma
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Adventurous Impressive Fortuitous Meteor
  08/21/17
...
Infuriating Telephone Area
  08/21/17
...
high-end fuchsia temple
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Rebellious Talented School Stock Car
  08/22/17
...
harsh stirring crackhouse prole
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
mind-boggling box office cumskin
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Infuriating Telephone Area
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Adventurous Impressive Fortuitous Meteor
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
bonkers mad cow disease house
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
cracking snowy half-breed casino
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Infuriating Telephone Area
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
cruel-hearted really tough guy
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
mind-boggling box office cumskin
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
cruel-hearted really tough guy
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
sapphire violent theatre sound barrier
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Bat shit crazy big-titted genital piercing
  08/22/17
...
salmon pisswyrm den
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
cracking snowy half-breed casino
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
sapphire violent theatre sound barrier
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
brass stage filthpig
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Zombie-like flushed sex offender station
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Primrose kitchen degenerate
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
bonkers mad cow disease house
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Carnelian gaped headpube feces
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Godawful location
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
jet windowlicker fanboi
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
painfully honest dull legal warrant sanctuary
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Beady-eyed unhinged love of her life step-uncle's house
  08/22/17
Yeah
Smoky vivacious immigrant forum
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Dashing citrine knife
  08/22/17
yeah man
Black Center
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Rebellious Talented School Stock Car
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
white vigorous shrine blood rage
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
mint cerebral hospital partner
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
offensive ruby wrinkle
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
amber set jap
  08/23/17
...
180 poppy pistol
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
brass stage filthpig
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Zombie-like flushed sex offender station
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Medicated Indigo Hunting Ground

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: floppy space

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: bonkers mad cow disease house

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: sickened french chef

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Provocative Newt Range

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Appetizing rigpig

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: painfully honest dull legal warrant sanctuary

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Gay Laser Beams

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Appetizing rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: lemon erotic lettuce

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Appetizing rigpig

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Infuriating Telephone Area

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Hideous principal's office

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Infuriating Telephone Area

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: spectacular startled goal in life hell

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Hideous principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Dashing citrine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Sienna liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: excitant aquamarine stage

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Fragrant obsidian dingle berry

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Bull Headed Walnut Faggotry Church

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly dilemma

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Impressive Fortuitous Meteor

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Infuriating Telephone Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: high-end fuchsia temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Rebellious Talented School Stock Car

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: harsh stirring crackhouse prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling box office cumskin

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Infuriating Telephone Area

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Impressive Fortuitous Meteor

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: bonkers mad cow disease house

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: cracking snowy half-breed casino

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Infuriating Telephone Area

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: cruel-hearted really tough guy

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling box office cumskin

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted really tough guy

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: sapphire violent theatre sound barrier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy big-titted genital piercing

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: salmon pisswyrm den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: cracking snowy half-breed casino

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: sapphire violent theatre sound barrier

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: brass stage filthpig

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Zombie-like flushed sex offender station

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Primrose kitchen degenerate

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: bonkers mad cow disease house

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Carnelian gaped headpube feces

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Godawful location

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: jet windowlicker fanboi

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: painfully honest dull legal warrant sanctuary

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed unhinged love of her life step-uncle's house

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Smoky vivacious immigrant forum

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Dashing citrine knife

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Black Center

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Rebellious Talented School Stock Car

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: white vigorous shrine blood rage

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: mint cerebral hospital partner

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: offensive ruby wrinkle

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: amber set jap

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: 180 poppy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: brass stage filthpig

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Zombie-like flushed sex offender station

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)