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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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comical potus
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
lascivious turdskin internal respiration
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
poppy business firm pistol
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
olive glittery menage
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
multi-colored twisted forum half-breed
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
charismatic masturbator patrolman
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Hairraiser nowag theater stage
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
heady smoky famous landscape painting
  08/21/17
...
charismatic masturbator patrolman
  08/21/17
CR
Apoplectic Beta Station
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
charismatic masturbator patrolman
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
nighttime charcoal rigor friendly grandma
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Deranged field people who are hurt
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
nighttime charcoal rigor friendly grandma
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
beady-eyed house
  08/21/17
...
Deranged field people who are hurt
  08/22/17
...
Appetizing site
  08/22/17
...
Slippery 180 locus
  08/22/17
"towr"
Chrome Dopamine Orchestra Pit
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
mentally impaired crystalline fanboi
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
abnormal sexy parlor
  08/21/17
wtf
Crawly address cumskin
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Naked embarrassed to the bone weed whacker
  08/21/17
...
nighttime charcoal rigor friendly grandma
  08/21/17
...
Seedy stimulating native ape
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
cordovan impertinent stage
  08/22/17
...
Dark blood rage
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
well-lubricated gay wizard stage
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
nighttime charcoal rigor friendly grandma
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Naked embarrassed to the bone weed whacker
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
poppy business firm pistol
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Motley lilac toilet seat
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
nighttime charcoal rigor friendly grandma
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Shimmering insane bawdyhouse
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
well-lubricated gay wizard stage
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Shimmering insane bawdyhouse
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Godawful Heaven Ratface
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Swashbuckling wild den
  08/22/17
...
exhilarant maize gas station
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Motley lilac toilet seat
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Godawful Heaven Ratface
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Light sound barrier property
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
At-the-ready Red Piazza Incel
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Elite theater
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
poppy business firm pistol
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Alcoholic Institution Gaping
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Mustard Bearded Sanctuary Chad
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Flushed nofapping temple
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Hairraiser nowag theater stage
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
sapphire telephone
  08/22/17
Yeah
stubborn vengeful church
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Appetizing site
  08/22/17
yeah man
transparent sweet tailpipe
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
cordovan impertinent stage
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Trip Corner
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Laughsome Center Dragon
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
tan ladyboy travel guidebook
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Rebellious philosopher-king
  08/23/17
...
Pea-brained aphrodisiac library lettuce
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Light sound barrier property
  08/23/17
So does algebra
At-the-ready Red Piazza Incel
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: comical potus

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: lascivious turdskin internal respiration

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: poppy business firm pistol

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: olive glittery menage

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: multi-colored twisted forum half-breed

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: charismatic masturbator patrolman

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser nowag theater stage

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: heady smoky famous landscape painting

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: charismatic masturbator patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic Beta Station

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: charismatic masturbator patrolman

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: nighttime charcoal rigor friendly grandma

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Deranged field people who are hurt

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: nighttime charcoal rigor friendly grandma

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed house

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Deranged field people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Appetizing site



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Slippery 180 locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Chrome Dopamine Orchestra Pit

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: mentally impaired crystalline fanboi

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: abnormal sexy parlor

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Crawly address cumskin

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Naked embarrassed to the bone weed whacker

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: nighttime charcoal rigor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Seedy stimulating native ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: cordovan impertinent stage

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Dark blood rage



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: well-lubricated gay wizard stage

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: nighttime charcoal rigor friendly grandma

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Naked embarrassed to the bone weed whacker

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: poppy business firm pistol

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Motley lilac toilet seat

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: nighttime charcoal rigor friendly grandma

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Shimmering insane bawdyhouse

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated gay wizard stage

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Shimmering insane bawdyhouse

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Godawful Heaven Ratface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wild den

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: exhilarant maize gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Motley lilac toilet seat

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Godawful Heaven Ratface

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Light sound barrier property

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: At-the-ready Red Piazza Incel

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Elite theater

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: poppy business firm pistol

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic Institution Gaping

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Mustard Bearded Sanctuary Chad

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Flushed nofapping temple

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Hairraiser nowag theater stage

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: sapphire telephone

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: stubborn vengeful church

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Appetizing site

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: transparent sweet tailpipe

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: cordovan impertinent stage

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Trip Corner

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Center Dragon

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: tan ladyboy travel guidebook

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Rebellious philosopher-king

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Pea-brained aphrodisiac library lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Light sound barrier property

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: At-the-ready Red Piazza Incel

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)