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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Onyx Self-centered Messiness Sanctuary
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Cerebral associate weed whacker
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Bistre brunch
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Stubborn pale menage
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Diverse ultramarine crackhouse
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Duck-like Really Tough Guy Hospital
  08/21/17
Its much easier
free-loading navy kitty forum
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Impressive erotic depressive
  08/21/17
...
Duck-like Really Tough Guy Hospital
  08/21/17
CR
vigorous temple codepig
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Duck-like Really Tough Guy Hospital
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
stimulating overrated set
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
sick lettuce double fault
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
stimulating overrated set
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
mustard electric furnace
  08/21/17
...
sick lettuce double fault
  08/22/17
...
Talented mexican haunted graveyard
  08/22/17
...
Vivacious roast beef
  08/22/17
"towr"
Light laughsome spot
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
salmon boyish locus crotch
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
self-absorbed azure market stock car
  08/21/17
wtf
Razzle Organic Girlfriend Chad
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
disgusting private investor milk
  08/21/17
...
stimulating overrated set
  08/21/17
...
silver hell
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Geriatric cruise ship
  08/22/17
...
Iridescent Faggot Firefighter Principal's Office
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
honey-headed foreskin
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
stimulating overrated set
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
disgusting private investor milk
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Bistre brunch
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Umber turdskin range
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
stimulating overrated set
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Racy twinkling lodge
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
honey-headed foreskin
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Racy twinkling lodge
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
big windowlicker
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Lilac Blood Rage Library
  08/22/17
...
Cracking pearl theater stage water buffalo
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Umber turdskin range
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
big windowlicker
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
coral disturbing dysfunction
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
hot chrome den
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
contagious frisky indian lodge
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Bistre brunch
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
lascivious marketing idea
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Offensive Yellow Reading Party Abode
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Appetizing candlestick maker liquid oxygen
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
free-loading navy kitty forum
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
180 area pozpig
  08/22/17
Yeah
purple locale
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Talented mexican haunted graveyard
  08/22/17
yeah man
Mewling keepsake machete
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Geriatric cruise ship
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Ungodly native
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
pea-brained vengeful philosopher-king
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
wine chest-beating personal credit line
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Impertinent insecure office yarmulke
  08/23/17
...
Galvanic Dilemma
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
coral disturbing dysfunction
  08/23/17
So does algebra
hot chrome den
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Onyx Self-centered Messiness Sanctuary

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Cerebral associate weed whacker

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Bistre brunch

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Stubborn pale menage

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Diverse ultramarine crackhouse

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Duck-like Really Tough Guy Hospital

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: free-loading navy kitty forum

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Impressive erotic depressive

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Duck-like Really Tough Guy Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: vigorous temple codepig

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Duck-like Really Tough Guy Hospital

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: stimulating overrated set

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: sick lettuce double fault

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: stimulating overrated set

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: mustard electric furnace

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: sick lettuce double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Talented mexican haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Vivacious roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Light laughsome spot

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: salmon boyish locus crotch

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: self-absorbed azure market stock car

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Razzle Organic Girlfriend Chad

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: disgusting private investor milk

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: stimulating overrated set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: silver hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Geriatric cruise ship

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Iridescent Faggot Firefighter Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: honey-headed foreskin

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: stimulating overrated set

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: disgusting private investor milk

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Bistre brunch

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Umber turdskin range

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: stimulating overrated set

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Racy twinkling lodge

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: honey-headed foreskin

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Racy twinkling lodge

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: big windowlicker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Lilac Blood Rage Library

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Cracking pearl theater stage water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Umber turdskin range

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: big windowlicker

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: coral disturbing dysfunction

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: hot chrome den

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: contagious frisky indian lodge

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Bistre brunch

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: lascivious marketing idea

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Offensive Yellow Reading Party Abode

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Appetizing candlestick maker liquid oxygen

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: free-loading navy kitty forum

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: 180 area pozpig

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: purple locale

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Talented mexican haunted graveyard

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Mewling keepsake machete

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Geriatric cruise ship

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Ungodly native

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: pea-brained vengeful philosopher-king

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: wine chest-beating personal credit line

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Impertinent insecure office yarmulke

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Galvanic Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: coral disturbing dysfunction

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: hot chrome den

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)