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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Tripping domesticated athletic conference
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
cream multi-billionaire dilemma
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Fiercely-loyal Location Headpube
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Spruce concupiscible brunch voyeur
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
rebellious vibrant state
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
thirsty selfie
  08/21/17
Its much easier
garnet theatre
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Stirring cocky mediation piazza
  08/21/17
...
thirsty selfie
  08/21/17
CR
bistre naked hospital digit ratio
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
thirsty selfie
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Irradiated sanctuary
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Gaped hominid
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Irradiated sanctuary
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
exhilarant factory reset button home
  08/21/17
...
Gaped hominid
  08/22/17
...
mauve electric furnace
  08/22/17
...
dashing set messiness
  08/22/17
"towr"
Marvelous center kitty cat
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
light disgusting faggotry casino
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Cerebral olive rehab
  08/21/17
wtf
Pink kitchen
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
diverse son of senegal school cafeteria
  08/21/17
...
Irradiated sanctuary
  08/21/17
...
Sepia disturbing therapy
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
balding 180 national
  08/22/17
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green liquid oxygen
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
cerise principal's office
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Irradiated sanctuary
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
diverse son of senegal school cafeteria
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Fiercely-loyal Location Headpube
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
snowy arrogant dysfunction gas station
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Irradiated sanctuary
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Galvanic Circlehead Forum
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
cerise principal's office
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Galvanic Circlehead Forum
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
geriatric address cuckoldry
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
violet sick mood
  08/22/17
...
Exciting blathering nursing home scourge upon the earth
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
snowy arrogant dysfunction gas station
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
geriatric address cuckoldry
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
wine wonderful blood rage philosopher-king
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Canary puppy
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
frozen aromatic pisswyrm
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Fiercely-loyal Location Headpube
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
spectacular bbw sandwich
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Claret mind-boggling toaster
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
tantric orange reading party toilet seat
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
garnet theatre
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
razzmatazz flatulent business firm skinny woman
  08/22/17
Yeah
lascivious background story cruise ship
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
mauve electric furnace
  08/22/17
yeah man
opaque comical doctorate alpha
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
balding 180 national
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
aggressive pervert spot
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Stimulating slippery private investor
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
duck-like milk den
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Metal regret dog poop
  08/23/17
...
electric brass ratface
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
wine wonderful blood rage philosopher-king
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Canary puppy
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Tripping domesticated athletic conference

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: cream multi-billionaire dilemma

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Location Headpube

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Spruce concupiscible brunch voyeur

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: rebellious vibrant state

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: thirsty selfie

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: garnet theatre

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Stirring cocky mediation piazza

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: thirsty selfie



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: bistre naked hospital digit ratio

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: thirsty selfie

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Irradiated sanctuary

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Gaped hominid

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Irradiated sanctuary

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: exhilarant factory reset button home

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Gaped hominid



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: mauve electric furnace



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: dashing set messiness



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Marvelous center kitty cat

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: light disgusting faggotry casino

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Cerebral olive rehab

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Pink kitchen

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: diverse son of senegal school cafeteria

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Irradiated sanctuary



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Sepia disturbing therapy



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: balding 180 national

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: green liquid oxygen



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: cerise principal's office

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Irradiated sanctuary

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: diverse son of senegal school cafeteria

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Location Headpube

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: snowy arrogant dysfunction gas station

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Irradiated sanctuary

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Galvanic Circlehead Forum

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: cerise principal's office

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Galvanic Circlehead Forum

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: geriatric address cuckoldry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: violet sick mood

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Exciting blathering nursing home scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: snowy arrogant dysfunction gas station

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: geriatric address cuckoldry

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: wine wonderful blood rage philosopher-king

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Canary puppy

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: frozen aromatic pisswyrm

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Location Headpube

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: spectacular bbw sandwich

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Claret mind-boggling toaster

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: tantric orange reading party toilet seat

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: garnet theatre

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz flatulent business firm skinny woman

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: lascivious background story cruise ship

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: mauve electric furnace

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: opaque comical doctorate alpha

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: balding 180 national

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: aggressive pervert spot

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Stimulating slippery private investor

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: duck-like milk den

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Metal regret dog poop

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: electric brass ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: wine wonderful blood rage philosopher-king

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Canary puppy

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)