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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Up-to-no-good Beady-eyed Nursing Home Cuckoldry
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
duck-like autistic organic girlfriend
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Peach Useless Associate
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Purple learning disabled corner fanboi
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Cyan Impertinent Hunting Ground
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Ocher mildly autistic kitty cat
  08/21/17
Its much easier
iridescent big-titted dilemma
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Orchid Church Famous Landscape Painting
  08/21/17
...
Ocher mildly autistic kitty cat
  08/21/17
CR
Black resort
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Ocher mildly autistic kitty cat
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
domesticated geriatric abode brethren
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
honey-headed dragon
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
domesticated geriatric abode brethren
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
nudist mahogany weed whacker
  08/21/17
...
honey-headed dragon
  08/22/17
...
translucent state gunner
  08/22/17
...
Ebony Stirring Hall Wagecucks
  08/22/17
"towr"
Galvanic Naked Parlor
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Sadistic mediation becky
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Indecent canary university trump supporter
  08/21/17
wtf
jet fortuitous meteor
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Violet Anal Tattoo Sanctuary
  08/21/17
...
domesticated geriatric abode brethren
  08/21/17
...
Tan free-loading international law enforcement agency
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
buff provocative sneaky criminal temple
  08/22/17
...
Charismatic Mood
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Lilac Step-uncle's House
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
domesticated geriatric abode brethren
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Violet Anal Tattoo Sanctuary
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Peach Useless Associate
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Slimy bearded theatre cuck
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
domesticated geriatric abode brethren
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
exciting submissive garrison sandwich
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Lilac Step-uncle's House
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
exciting submissive garrison sandwich
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
disrespectful histrionic locale
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
glittery rehab codepig
  08/22/17
...
Fantasy-prone very tactful really tough guy address
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Slimy bearded theatre cuck
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
disrespectful histrionic locale
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Hairraiser office
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Dead field legend
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
vivacious theater stage twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Peach Useless Associate
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
irate poppy mad-dog skullcap stage
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
lime lascivious dingle berry
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
marvelous self-centered kitty
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
iridescent big-titted dilemma
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
razzmatazz painfully honest business firm
  08/22/17
Yeah
Aphrodisiac mad cow disease
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
translucent state gunner
  08/22/17
yeah man
spectacular background story toaster
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
buff provocative sneaky criminal temple
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
sapphire toilet seat
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
sienna wonderful den
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Comical rusted hissy fit double fault
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
multi-colored navy windowlicker senate
  08/23/17
...
bateful hell shitlib
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Hairraiser office
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Dead field legend
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Beady-eyed Nursing Home Cuckoldry

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: duck-like autistic organic girlfriend

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Peach Useless Associate

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Purple learning disabled corner fanboi

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Cyan Impertinent Hunting Ground

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Ocher mildly autistic kitty cat

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: iridescent big-titted dilemma

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Orchid Church Famous Landscape Painting

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Ocher mildly autistic kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Black resort

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Ocher mildly autistic kitty cat

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: domesticated geriatric abode brethren

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: honey-headed dragon

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: domesticated geriatric abode brethren

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: nudist mahogany weed whacker

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: honey-headed dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: translucent state gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Ebony Stirring Hall Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Naked Parlor

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Sadistic mediation becky

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Indecent canary university trump supporter

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: jet fortuitous meteor

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Violet Anal Tattoo Sanctuary

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: domesticated geriatric abode brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Tan free-loading international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: buff provocative sneaky criminal temple

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Charismatic Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Lilac Step-uncle's House

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: domesticated geriatric abode brethren

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Violet Anal Tattoo Sanctuary

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Peach Useless Associate

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Slimy bearded theatre cuck

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: domesticated geriatric abode brethren

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: exciting submissive garrison sandwich

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Lilac Step-uncle's House

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: exciting submissive garrison sandwich

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: disrespectful histrionic locale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: glittery rehab codepig

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone very tactful really tough guy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Slimy bearded theatre cuck

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: disrespectful histrionic locale

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser office

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Dead field legend

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: vivacious theater stage twinkling uncleanness

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Peach Useless Associate

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: irate poppy mad-dog skullcap stage

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: lime lascivious dingle berry

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: marvelous self-centered kitty

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: iridescent big-titted dilemma

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz painfully honest business firm

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mad cow disease

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: translucent state gunner

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: spectacular background story toaster

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: buff provocative sneaky criminal temple

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: sapphire toilet seat

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: sienna wonderful den

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Comical rusted hissy fit double fault

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: multi-colored navy windowlicker senate

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: bateful hell shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser office

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Dead field legend

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)