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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Massive mad cow disease
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
azure provocative school cafeteria
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Greedy sepia national cumskin
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Spruce mentally impaired base party of the first part
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
stimulating bat-shit-crazy kitty cat house
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Slimy Aquamarine Round Eye Hell
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Vivacious address haunted graveyard
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Lascivious Nursing Home Dingle Berry
  08/21/17
...
Slimy Aquamarine Round Eye Hell
  08/21/17
CR
Mind-boggling Twisted National Security Agency
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Slimy Aquamarine Round Eye Hell
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Bossy apoplectic immigrant
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Khaki buck-toothed church building reading party
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Bossy apoplectic immigrant
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Chocolate University
  08/21/17
...
Khaki buck-toothed church building reading party
  08/22/17
...
cracking abode
  08/22/17
...
Razzmatazz Coiffed Private Investor
  08/22/17
"towr"
galvanic center
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
orange house-broken really tough guy station
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
deranged french chef karate
  08/21/17
wtf
soul-stirring theater personal credit line
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
spectacular generalized bond milk
  08/21/17
...
Bossy apoplectic immigrant
  08/21/17
...
Brilliant overrated digit ratio roast beef
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
salmon school stain
  08/22/17
...
Exhilarant Kink-friendly Useless Brakes
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
indecent crotch dragon
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Bossy apoplectic immigrant
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
spectacular generalized bond milk
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Greedy sepia national cumskin
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Cream hairless point jap
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Bossy apoplectic immigrant
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
beady-eyed costumed patrolman
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
indecent crotch dragon
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
beady-eyed costumed patrolman
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Awkward stage international law enforcement agency
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Milky titillating native
  08/22/17
...
Talented walnut shrine
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Cream hairless point jap
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Awkward stage international law enforcement agency
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Magenta institution gay wizard
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Fragrant volcanic crater
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
twinkling bateful depressive goyim
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Greedy sepia national cumskin
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Burgundy Thriller Nowag
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
comical pozpig pisswyrm
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
transparent curious brunch
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Vivacious address haunted graveyard
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
grizzly aphrodisiac rehab electric furnace
  08/22/17
Yeah
Violent Idiot
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
cracking abode
  08/22/17
yeah man
flirting stage
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
salmon school stain
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Contagious charcoal idea he suggested
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
arrogant heaven kitty
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Red useless lay faggot firefighter
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
maroon messiness
  08/23/17
...
Domesticated indirect expression locus
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Magenta institution gay wizard
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Fragrant volcanic crater
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Massive mad cow disease

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: azure provocative school cafeteria

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Greedy sepia national cumskin

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Spruce mentally impaired base party of the first part

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: stimulating bat-shit-crazy kitty cat house

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Slimy Aquamarine Round Eye Hell

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Vivacious address haunted graveyard

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Nursing Home Dingle Berry

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Slimy Aquamarine Round Eye Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Twisted National Security Agency

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Slimy Aquamarine Round Eye Hell

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Bossy apoplectic immigrant

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Khaki buck-toothed church building reading party

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Bossy apoplectic immigrant

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Chocolate University

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Khaki buck-toothed church building reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: cracking abode



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Coiffed Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: galvanic center

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: orange house-broken really tough guy station

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: deranged french chef karate

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring theater personal credit line

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: spectacular generalized bond milk

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Bossy apoplectic immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Brilliant overrated digit ratio roast beef



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: salmon school stain

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant Kink-friendly Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: indecent crotch dragon

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Bossy apoplectic immigrant

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: spectacular generalized bond milk

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Greedy sepia national cumskin

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Cream hairless point jap

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Bossy apoplectic immigrant

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed costumed patrolman

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: indecent crotch dragon

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed costumed patrolman

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Awkward stage international law enforcement agency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Milky titillating native

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Talented walnut shrine



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Cream hairless point jap

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Awkward stage international law enforcement agency

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Magenta institution gay wizard

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Fragrant volcanic crater

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: twinkling bateful depressive goyim

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Greedy sepia national cumskin

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Burgundy Thriller Nowag

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: comical pozpig pisswyrm

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: transparent curious brunch

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Vivacious address haunted graveyard

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: grizzly aphrodisiac rehab electric furnace

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Violent Idiot

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: cracking abode

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: flirting stage

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: salmon school stain

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Contagious charcoal idea he suggested

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: arrogant heaven kitty

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Red useless lay faggot firefighter

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: maroon messiness

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Domesticated indirect expression locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Magenta institution gay wizard

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Fragrant volcanic crater

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)