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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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saffron cracking corner
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
honey-headed coffee pot famous landscape painting
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Spectacular Trump Supporter
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
irate rambunctious native
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
self-centered titillating meetinghouse boiling water
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
spruce wagecucks
  08/21/17
Its much easier
shivering fanboi
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Khaki aphrodisiac police squad skinny woman
  08/21/17
...
spruce wagecucks
  08/21/17
CR
disrespectful costumed forum
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
spruce wagecucks
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Concupiscible slimy library
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Drab Filthpig People Who Are Hurt
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Concupiscible slimy library
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
garnet casino
  08/21/17
...
Drab Filthpig People Who Are Hurt
  08/22/17
...
Nofapping deer antler
  08/22/17
...
Histrionic whorehouse
  08/22/17
"towr"
Comical black woman
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
geriatric step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Puce pocket flask shitlib
  08/21/17
wtf
Metal vigorous trailer park becky
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Vivacious affirmative action principal's office
  08/21/17
...
Concupiscible slimy library
  08/21/17
...
plum exciting ticket booth
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
abnormal red office
  08/22/17
...
shimmering community account
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
hyperactive kitchen background story
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Concupiscible slimy library
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Vivacious affirmative action principal's office
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Spectacular Trump Supporter
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Marvelous sexy striped hyena sex offender
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Concupiscible slimy library
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
chocolate dingle berry
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
hyperactive kitchen background story
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
chocolate dingle berry
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Big Patrolman
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Floppy Locus Ladyboy
  08/22/17
...
ruddy mind-boggling hell athletic conference
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Marvelous sexy striped hyena sex offender
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Big Patrolman
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
deranged vibrant crackhouse
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
razzle university
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
scarlet angry place of business
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Spectacular Trump Supporter
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Deep New Version Boistinker
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
drunken stimulating stag film boltzmann
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Electric Friendly Grandma Lodge
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
shivering fanboi
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Canary Splenetic Legal Warrant
  08/22/17
Yeah
Slate business firm electric furnace
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Nofapping deer antler
  08/22/17
yeah man
curious gay bawdyhouse
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
abnormal red office
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
stirring pontificating codepig
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
flickering buff area
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Mildly Autistic Heady Property
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Trip poppy brethren
  08/23/17
...
bateful therapy
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
deranged vibrant crackhouse
  08/23/17
So does algebra
razzle university
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: saffron cracking corner

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: honey-headed coffee pot famous landscape painting

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Spectacular Trump Supporter

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: irate rambunctious native

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: self-centered titillating meetinghouse boiling water

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: spruce wagecucks

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: shivering fanboi

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Khaki aphrodisiac police squad skinny woman

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: spruce wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: disrespectful costumed forum

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: spruce wagecucks

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy library

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Drab Filthpig People Who Are Hurt

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy library

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: garnet casino

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Drab Filthpig People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Nofapping deer antler



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Histrionic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Comical black woman

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: geriatric step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Puce pocket flask shitlib

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Metal vigorous trailer park becky

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Vivacious affirmative action principal's office

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: plum exciting ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: abnormal red office

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: shimmering community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: hyperactive kitchen background story

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy library

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Vivacious affirmative action principal's office

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Spectacular Trump Supporter

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Marvelous sexy striped hyena sex offender

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy library

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: chocolate dingle berry

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: hyperactive kitchen background story

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: chocolate dingle berry

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Floppy Locus Ladyboy

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: ruddy mind-boggling hell athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Marvelous sexy striped hyena sex offender

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: deranged vibrant crackhouse

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: razzle university

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: scarlet angry place of business

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Trump Supporter

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Deep New Version Boistinker

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: drunken stimulating stag film boltzmann

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Electric Friendly Grandma Lodge

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: shivering fanboi

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Canary Splenetic Legal Warrant

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Slate business firm electric furnace

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Nofapping deer antler

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: curious gay bawdyhouse

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: abnormal red office

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: stirring pontificating codepig

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: flickering buff area

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Heady Property

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Trip poppy brethren

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: bateful therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: deranged vibrant crackhouse

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: razzle university

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)