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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Lemon Stimulating Dilemma Cumskin
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Submissive amethyst locale
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
high-end black woman azn
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
blue swashbuckling location
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
plum nursing home
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Milky Free-loading Wrinkle
  08/21/17
Its much easier
bespoke arousing circlehead
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Cerebral haunted graveyard
  08/21/17
...
Milky Free-loading Wrinkle
  08/21/17
CR
tan casino
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Milky Free-loading Wrinkle
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Claret Vivacious Theater Stage
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Deranged center
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Claret Vivacious Theater Stage
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Transparent place of business rigpig
  08/21/17
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Deranged center
  08/22/17
...
Contagious Office
  08/22/17
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Frozen Flatulent Keepsake Machete Indirect Expression
  08/22/17
"towr"
swollen dun hall
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Hairraiser filthy dog poop national
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Boyish hyperventilating dragon skinny woman
  08/21/17
wtf
topaz pozpig brunch
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
House-broken point antidepressant drug
  08/21/17
...
Claret Vivacious Theater Stage
  08/21/17
...
marvelous parlour toaster
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
scarlet forum
  08/22/17
...
Abusive boiling water
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Slippery exhilarant ticket booth coldplay fan
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Claret Vivacious Theater Stage
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
House-broken point antidepressant drug
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
high-end black woman azn
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
metal razzle fat ankles
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Claret Vivacious Theater Stage
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
gay buck-toothed temple
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Slippery exhilarant ticket booth coldplay fan
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
gay buck-toothed temple
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
bistre indian lodge
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Crawly ebony whorehouse round eye
  08/22/17
...
frum half-breed hairy legs
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
metal razzle fat ankles
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
bistre indian lodge
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
180 native
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Ruddy Property Patrolman
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Titillating public bath
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
high-end black woman azn
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
violent den jew
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
sapphire trip halford
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
cowardly main people pit
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
bespoke arousing circlehead
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Irate chrome jap tanning salon
  08/22/17
Yeah
jade meetinghouse mother
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Contagious Office
  08/22/17
yeah man
Light lay liquid oxygen
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
scarlet forum
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Galvanic stead pervert
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Nofapping area
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
fragrant ratface
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
crimson shrine
  08/23/17
...
beta soul-stirring stag film
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
180 native
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Ruddy Property Patrolman
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Lemon Stimulating Dilemma Cumskin

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Submissive amethyst locale

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: high-end black woman azn

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: blue swashbuckling location

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: plum nursing home

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Milky Free-loading Wrinkle

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: bespoke arousing circlehead

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Cerebral haunted graveyard

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Milky Free-loading Wrinkle



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: tan casino

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Milky Free-loading Wrinkle

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Claret Vivacious Theater Stage

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Deranged center

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Claret Vivacious Theater Stage

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Transparent place of business rigpig

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Deranged center



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Contagious Office



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Frozen Flatulent Keepsake Machete Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: swollen dun hall

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser filthy dog poop national

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Boyish hyperventilating dragon skinny woman

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: topaz pozpig brunch

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: House-broken point antidepressant drug

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Claret Vivacious Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: marvelous parlour toaster



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: scarlet forum

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Abusive boiling water



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Slippery exhilarant ticket booth coldplay fan

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Claret Vivacious Theater Stage

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: House-broken point antidepressant drug

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: high-end black woman azn

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: metal razzle fat ankles

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Claret Vivacious Theater Stage

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: gay buck-toothed temple

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Slippery exhilarant ticket booth coldplay fan

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: gay buck-toothed temple

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: bistre indian lodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Crawly ebony whorehouse round eye

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: frum half-breed hairy legs



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: metal razzle fat ankles

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: bistre indian lodge

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: 180 native

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Ruddy Property Patrolman

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Titillating public bath

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: high-end black woman azn

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: violent den jew

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: sapphire trip halford

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: cowardly main people pit

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: bespoke arousing circlehead

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Irate chrome jap tanning salon

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: jade meetinghouse mother

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Contagious Office

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Light lay liquid oxygen

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: scarlet forum

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Galvanic stead pervert

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Nofapping area

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: fragrant ratface

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: crimson shrine

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: beta soul-stirring stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: 180 native

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Ruddy Property Patrolman

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)