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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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ungodly goal in life
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Bearded crackhouse bbw
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Emerald hell
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
beady-eyed buff trailer park
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
maize mental disorder forum
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
electric mood water buffalo
  08/21/17
Its much easier
lascivious burgundy jap sex offender
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Heady smoky volcanic crater
  08/21/17
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electric mood water buffalo
  08/21/17
CR
hyperactive curious persian station
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
electric mood water buffalo
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
180 parlour milk
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Underhanded sexy messiness half-breed
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
180 parlour milk
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
dun really tough guy bawdyhouse
  08/21/17
...
Underhanded sexy messiness half-breed
  08/22/17
...
indigo marketing idea
  08/22/17
...
flatulent sanctuary
  08/22/17
"towr"
Massive laser beams
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
cracking knife set
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
pungent vigorous locale
  08/21/17
wtf
Razzle-dazzle ultramarine theater stage newt
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Spectacular godawful principal's office
  08/21/17
...
180 parlour milk
  08/21/17
...
autistic hateful indirect expression
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
charismatic headpube
  08/22/17
...
tantric angry point psychic
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Saffron exciting ratface tanning salon
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
180 parlour milk
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Spectacular godawful principal's office
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Emerald hell
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Spruce confused wrinkle
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
180 parlour milk
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
puce useless brakes
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Saffron exciting ratface tanning salon
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
puce useless brakes
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Sickened adulterous kitty church building
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Soul-stirring Casino
  08/22/17
...
coral geriatric field crotch
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Spruce confused wrinkle
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Sickened adulterous kitty church building
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Kink-friendly pit
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Titillating university
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Snowy flirting gas station fortuitous meteor
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Emerald hell
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Vibrant Green Chapel
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
lime dopamine
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Supple Gay Wizard Macaca
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
lascivious burgundy jap sex offender
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
black rebellious juggernaut clown
  08/22/17
Yeah
magenta rambunctious hall windowlicker
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
indigo marketing idea
  08/22/17
yeah man
bateful opaque site
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
charismatic headpube
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Glassy Big Dysfunction
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Sapphire aromatic abode international law enforcement agency
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
abnormal vivacious circlehead
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Mentally Impaired Heaven Foreskin
  08/23/17
...
razzmatazz center alpha
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Kink-friendly pit
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Titillating university
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: ungodly goal in life

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Bearded crackhouse bbw

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Emerald hell

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed buff trailer park

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: maize mental disorder forum

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: electric mood water buffalo

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: lascivious burgundy jap sex offender

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Heady smoky volcanic crater

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: electric mood water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: hyperactive curious persian station

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: electric mood water buffalo

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: 180 parlour milk

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Underhanded sexy messiness half-breed

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: 180 parlour milk

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: dun really tough guy bawdyhouse

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Underhanded sexy messiness half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: indigo marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: flatulent sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Massive laser beams

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: cracking knife set

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: pungent vigorous locale

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ultramarine theater stage newt

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Spectacular godawful principal's office

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: 180 parlour milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: autistic hateful indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: charismatic headpube

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: tantric angry point psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Saffron exciting ratface tanning salon

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: 180 parlour milk

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Spectacular godawful principal's office

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Emerald hell

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Spruce confused wrinkle

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: 180 parlour milk

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: puce useless brakes

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Saffron exciting ratface tanning salon

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: puce useless brakes

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Sickened adulterous kitty church building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Casino

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: coral geriatric field crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Spruce confused wrinkle

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Sickened adulterous kitty church building

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly pit

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Titillating university

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Snowy flirting gas station fortuitous meteor

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Emerald hell

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Vibrant Green Chapel

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: lime dopamine

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Supple Gay Wizard Macaca

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: lascivious burgundy jap sex offender

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: black rebellious juggernaut clown

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: magenta rambunctious hall windowlicker

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: indigo marketing idea

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: bateful opaque site

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: charismatic headpube

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Glassy Big Dysfunction

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Sapphire aromatic abode international law enforcement agency

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: abnormal vivacious circlehead

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Heaven Foreskin

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: razzmatazz center alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Kink-friendly pit

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Titillating university

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)