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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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hateful umber turdskin area
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Aromatic Step-uncle's House Sweet Tailpipe
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
aphrodisiac cumskin antidepressant drug
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Concupiscible Stubborn Nursing Home Police Squad
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Bat-shit-crazy mischievous site goal in life
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
provocative apoplectic heaven toaster
  08/21/17
Its much easier
White national
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
cyan violent church building
  08/21/17
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provocative apoplectic heaven toaster
  08/21/17
CR
Insane half-breed selfie
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
provocative apoplectic heaven toaster
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
sooty insecure church
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
razzmatazz chapel famous landscape painting
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
sooty insecure church
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Marvelous Indian Lodge Candlestick Maker
  08/21/17
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razzmatazz chapel famous landscape painting
  08/22/17
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medicated exciting base becky
  08/22/17
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Deranged Tanning Salon Newt
  08/22/17
"towr"
Judgmental haunted graveyard
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
misunderstood chest-beating nibblets locus
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
mint pozpig
  08/21/17
wtf
Very tactful hospital gay wizard
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Fluffy Ladyboy
  08/21/17
...
sooty insecure church
  08/21/17
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Anal boistinker
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Effete black woman tank
  08/22/17
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Khaki outnumbered library genital piercing
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Domesticated Gaped Sanctuary
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
sooty insecure church
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Fluffy Ladyboy
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
aphrodisiac cumskin antidepressant drug
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Vigorous legal warrant pisswyrm
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
sooty insecure church
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
charismatic fortuitous meteor round eye
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Domesticated Gaped Sanctuary
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
charismatic fortuitous meteor round eye
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
passionate aggressive blood rage volcanic crater
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Alcoholic nubile garrison macaca
  08/22/17
...
Spruce bateful meetinghouse
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Vigorous legal warrant pisswyrm
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
passionate aggressive blood rage volcanic crater
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
citrine infuriating state legend
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Alcoholic point
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
vibrant puce den
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
aphrodisiac cumskin antidepressant drug
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
supple parlor affirmative action
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
swollen azure sneaky criminal
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
titillating mexican
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
White national
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
sick swashbuckling address french chef
  08/22/17
Yeah
soul-stirring station
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
medicated exciting base becky
  08/22/17
yeah man
flatulent ocher travel guidebook
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Effete black woman tank
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
bronze temple
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Internet-worthy odious theater milk
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Jade Rehab Hairy Legs
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Pink histrionic resort
  08/23/17
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comical forum jap
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
citrine infuriating state legend
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Alcoholic point
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: hateful umber turdskin area

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Aromatic Step-uncle's House Sweet Tailpipe

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cumskin antidepressant drug

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible Stubborn Nursing Home Police Squad

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy mischievous site goal in life

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: provocative apoplectic heaven toaster

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: White national

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: cyan violent church building

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: provocative apoplectic heaven toaster



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Insane half-breed selfie

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: provocative apoplectic heaven toaster

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: sooty insecure church

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz chapel famous landscape painting

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: sooty insecure church

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Marvelous Indian Lodge Candlestick Maker

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz chapel famous landscape painting



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: medicated exciting base becky



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Deranged Tanning Salon Newt



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Judgmental haunted graveyard

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: misunderstood chest-beating nibblets locus

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: mint pozpig

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Very tactful hospital gay wizard

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Fluffy Ladyboy

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: sooty insecure church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Anal boistinker



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Effete black woman tank

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Khaki outnumbered library genital piercing



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Domesticated Gaped Sanctuary

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: sooty insecure church

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Fluffy Ladyboy

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cumskin antidepressant drug

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Vigorous legal warrant pisswyrm

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: sooty insecure church

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: charismatic fortuitous meteor round eye

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Domesticated Gaped Sanctuary

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: charismatic fortuitous meteor round eye

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: passionate aggressive blood rage volcanic crater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic nubile garrison macaca

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Spruce bateful meetinghouse



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Vigorous legal warrant pisswyrm

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: passionate aggressive blood rage volcanic crater

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: citrine infuriating state legend

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Alcoholic point

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: vibrant puce den

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cumskin antidepressant drug

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: supple parlor affirmative action

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: swollen azure sneaky criminal

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: titillating mexican

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: White national

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: sick swashbuckling address french chef

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring station

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: medicated exciting base becky

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: flatulent ocher travel guidebook

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Effete black woman tank

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: bronze temple

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Internet-worthy odious theater milk

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Jade Rehab Hairy Legs

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Pink histrionic resort

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: comical forum jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: citrine infuriating state legend

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Alcoholic point

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)