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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Pungent cuckold
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
maroon buck-toothed meetinghouse
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Wild vivacious menage
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Umber Sticky Digit Ratio
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Honey-headed boiling water
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Walnut jap
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Aphrodisiac demanding national
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
cordovan provocative public bath
  08/21/17
...
Walnut jap
  08/21/17
CR
galvanic twinkling yarmulke electric furnace
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Walnut jap
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
black travel guidebook
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Abusive navy famous landscape painting dingle berry
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
black travel guidebook
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
beady-eyed stage
  08/21/17
...
Abusive navy famous landscape painting dingle berry
  08/22/17
...
Mustard stag film
  08/22/17
...
underhanded soul-stirring pisswyrm gas station
  08/22/17
"towr"
fiercely-loyal reading party half-breed
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Vigorous House
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
topaz fragrant home hunting ground
  08/21/17
wtf
Ivory Rigpig Nowag
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
lavender telephone
  08/21/17
...
black travel guidebook
  08/21/17
...
Razzle-dazzle Dysfunction
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Swashbuckling Main People Gaming Laptop
  08/22/17
...
lascivious fortuitous meteor orchestra pit
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
thriller milky property
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
black travel guidebook
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
lavender telephone
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Wild vivacious menage
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
crimson newt
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
black travel guidebook
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Stimulating vermilion corn cake rehab
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
thriller milky property
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Stimulating vermilion corn cake rehab
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Embarrassed To The Bone Institution Athletic Conference
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Cerebral roast beef
  08/22/17
...
arousing queen of the night
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
crimson newt
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Embarrassed To The Bone Institution Athletic Conference
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Adventurous green potus
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Primrose stock car really tough guy
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Translucent cuck pistol
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Wild vivacious menage
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
razzmatazz address halford
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
multi-colored national security agency old irish cottage
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
brass office french chef
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Aphrodisiac demanding national
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Laughsome Hissy Fit Filthpig
  08/22/17
Yeah
Diverse carmine clown abode
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Mustard stag film
  08/22/17
yeah man
Racy Drab Dragon Area
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Swashbuckling Main People Gaming Laptop
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
exhilarant rusted ratface
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
glittery center
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Chestnut lodge keepsake machete
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Lilac prole state
  08/23/17
...
Bistre genital piercing
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Adventurous green potus
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Primrose stock car really tough guy
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Pungent cuckold

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: maroon buck-toothed meetinghouse

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Wild vivacious menage

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Umber Sticky Digit Ratio

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed boiling water

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Walnut jap

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac demanding national

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: cordovan provocative public bath

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Walnut jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: galvanic twinkling yarmulke electric furnace

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Walnut jap

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: black travel guidebook

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Abusive navy famous landscape painting dingle berry

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: black travel guidebook

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed stage

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Abusive navy famous landscape painting dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Mustard stag film



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: underhanded soul-stirring pisswyrm gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal reading party half-breed

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Vigorous House

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: topaz fragrant home hunting ground

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Ivory Rigpig Nowag

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: lavender telephone

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: black travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Main People Gaming Laptop

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: lascivious fortuitous meteor orchestra pit



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: thriller milky property

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: black travel guidebook

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: lavender telephone

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Wild vivacious menage

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: crimson newt

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: black travel guidebook

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Stimulating vermilion corn cake rehab

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: thriller milky property

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Stimulating vermilion corn cake rehab

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Institution Athletic Conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Cerebral roast beef

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: arousing queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: crimson newt

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Institution Athletic Conference

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Adventurous green potus

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Primrose stock car really tough guy

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Translucent cuck pistol

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Wild vivacious menage

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz address halford

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: multi-colored national security agency old irish cottage

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: brass office french chef

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac demanding national

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Laughsome Hissy Fit Filthpig

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Diverse carmine clown abode

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Mustard stag film

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Racy Drab Dragon Area

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Main People Gaming Laptop

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: exhilarant rusted ratface

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: glittery center

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Chestnut lodge keepsake machete

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Lilac prole state

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Bistre genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Adventurous green potus

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Primrose stock car really tough guy

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)