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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Exciting hell roast beef
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Stirring theater stage macaca
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Disgusting bawdyhouse crotch
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Flushed insane legend
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
titillating stag film juggernaut
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Grizzly adventurous school
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Ruddy black woman office
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
opaque dopamine
  08/21/17
...
Grizzly adventurous school
  08/21/17
CR
Swollen sienna locale
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Grizzly adventurous school
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Carnelian school cafeteria
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Copper Candlestick Maker
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Carnelian school cafeteria
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Frisky lettuce gunner
  08/21/17
...
Copper Candlestick Maker
  08/22/17
...
Contagious faggotry
  08/22/17
...
Hyperventilating corner haunted graveyard
  08/22/17
"towr"
Arousing fuchsia box office
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Odious lodge faggot firefighter
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
dead spot keepsake machete
  08/21/17
wtf
vibrant toaster mental disorder
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Cerebral lime gas station
  08/21/17
...
Carnelian school cafeteria
  08/21/17
...
wonderful mood
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
swashbuckling brunch
  08/22/17
...
Cruel-hearted preventive strike prole
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Misunderstood Ebony Roommate Tanning Salon
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Carnelian school cafeteria
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Cerebral lime gas station
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Disgusting bawdyhouse crotch
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
topaz hunting ground casino
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Carnelian school cafeteria
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
boyish station
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Misunderstood Ebony Roommate Tanning Salon
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
boyish station
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Light exhilarant cruise ship
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
orange pit regret
  08/22/17
...
tripping infuriating chapel cuckold
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
topaz hunting ground casino
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Light exhilarant cruise ship
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
charcoal fragrant cuck foreskin
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Misanthropic institution degenerate
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
bonkers french chef
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Disgusting bawdyhouse crotch
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
razzle tan church
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
territorial brass really tough guy halford
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
aromatic temple jew
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Ruddy black woman office
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
aggressive dilemma giraffe
  08/22/17
Yeah
Charismatic amethyst ticket booth brethren
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Contagious faggotry
  08/22/17
yeah man
Multi-colored gold home
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
swashbuckling brunch
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
french sooty windowlicker resort
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Indecent talented stage
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
sepia bearded plaza famous landscape painting
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Navy lay national security agency
  08/23/17
...
flesh market
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
charcoal fragrant cuck foreskin
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Misanthropic institution degenerate
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Exciting hell roast beef

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring theater stage macaca

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Disgusting bawdyhouse crotch

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Flushed insane legend

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: titillating stag film juggernaut

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Grizzly adventurous school

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Ruddy black woman office

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: opaque dopamine

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Grizzly adventurous school



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Swollen sienna locale

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Grizzly adventurous school

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Carnelian school cafeteria

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Copper Candlestick Maker

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Carnelian school cafeteria

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Frisky lettuce gunner

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Copper Candlestick Maker



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Contagious faggotry



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating corner haunted graveyard



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Arousing fuchsia box office

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Odious lodge faggot firefighter

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: dead spot keepsake machete

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: vibrant toaster mental disorder

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Cerebral lime gas station

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Carnelian school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: wonderful mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling brunch

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted preventive strike prole



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Misunderstood Ebony Roommate Tanning Salon

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Carnelian school cafeteria

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Cerebral lime gas station

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Disgusting bawdyhouse crotch

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: topaz hunting ground casino

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Carnelian school cafeteria

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: boyish station

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood Ebony Roommate Tanning Salon

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: boyish station

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Light exhilarant cruise ship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: orange pit regret

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: tripping infuriating chapel cuckold



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: topaz hunting ground casino

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Light exhilarant cruise ship

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: charcoal fragrant cuck foreskin

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Misanthropic institution degenerate

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: bonkers french chef

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Disgusting bawdyhouse crotch

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: razzle tan church

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: territorial brass really tough guy halford

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: aromatic temple jew

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Ruddy black woman office

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: aggressive dilemma giraffe

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Charismatic amethyst ticket booth brethren

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Contagious faggotry

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored gold home

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling brunch

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: french sooty windowlicker resort

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Indecent talented stage

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: sepia bearded plaza famous landscape painting

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Navy lay national security agency

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: flesh market



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: charcoal fragrant cuck foreskin

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Misanthropic institution degenerate

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)