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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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canary comical boistinker resort
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
bateful digit ratio turdskin
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Well-lubricated learning disabled twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
adventurous crystalline heaven
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Sooty kitty sound barrier
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
180 spruce gaming laptop site
  08/21/17
Its much easier
curious national
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Pontificating bearded affirmative action
  08/21/17
...
180 spruce gaming laptop site
  08/21/17
CR
clear overrated ceo
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
180 spruce gaming laptop site
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Bisexual sinister sweet tailpipe
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
fragrant degenerate space
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Bisexual sinister sweet tailpipe
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
topaz home
  08/21/17
...
fragrant degenerate space
  08/22/17
...
Pearly Haunted Graveyard Piazza
  08/22/17
...
Electric Stead Cumskin
  08/22/17
"towr"
vibrant violent menage
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
insanely creepy shrine hissy fit
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Arousing garrison
  08/21/17
wtf
Gay national security agency
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Provocative shaky kitchen candlestick maker
  08/21/17
...
Bisexual sinister sweet tailpipe
  08/21/17
...
jade brunch gay wizard
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Cream spectacular community account temple
  08/22/17
...
Beady-eyed Library Volcanic Crater
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
chocolate psychic patrolman
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Bisexual sinister sweet tailpipe
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Provocative shaky kitchen candlestick maker
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Well-lubricated learning disabled twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Metal dilemma boltzmann
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Bisexual sinister sweet tailpipe
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
passionate buff legend hall
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
chocolate psychic patrolman
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
passionate buff legend hall
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Stimulating Flushed Lodge Goal In Life
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Spot
  08/22/17
...
flirting coffee pot
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Metal dilemma boltzmann
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Stimulating Flushed Lodge Goal In Life
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Milky excitant pit party of the first part
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
titillating state
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Zippy Odious Locus
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Well-lubricated learning disabled twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Brilliant fluffy principal's office
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Emerald casino
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Aphrodisiac selfie school cafeteria
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
curious national
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Smoky kink-friendly church building foreskin
  08/22/17
Yeah
unhinged theater
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Pearly Haunted Graveyard Piazza
  08/22/17
yeah man
histrionic useless brakes partner
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Cream spectacular community account temple
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
aqua rehab wagecucks
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
iridescent stain
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Hairraiser hyperventilating gunner cruise ship
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
balding talented parlor
  08/23/17
...
Heady station scourge upon the earth
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Milky excitant pit party of the first part
  08/23/17
So does algebra
titillating state
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: canary comical boistinker resort

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: bateful digit ratio turdskin

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated learning disabled twinkling uncleanness

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: adventurous crystalline heaven

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Sooty kitty sound barrier

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: 180 spruce gaming laptop site

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: curious national

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Pontificating bearded affirmative action

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: 180 spruce gaming laptop site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: clear overrated ceo

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: 180 spruce gaming laptop site

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Bisexual sinister sweet tailpipe

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: fragrant degenerate space

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Bisexual sinister sweet tailpipe

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: topaz home

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: fragrant degenerate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Pearly Haunted Graveyard Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Electric Stead Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: vibrant violent menage

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: insanely creepy shrine hissy fit

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Arousing garrison

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Gay national security agency

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Provocative shaky kitchen candlestick maker

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Bisexual sinister sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: jade brunch gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Cream spectacular community account temple

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Library Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: chocolate psychic patrolman

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Bisexual sinister sweet tailpipe

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Provocative shaky kitchen candlestick maker

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated learning disabled twinkling uncleanness

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Metal dilemma boltzmann

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Bisexual sinister sweet tailpipe

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: passionate buff legend hall

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: chocolate psychic patrolman

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: passionate buff legend hall

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Stimulating Flushed Lodge Goal In Life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Spot

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: flirting coffee pot



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Metal dilemma boltzmann

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Stimulating Flushed Lodge Goal In Life

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Milky excitant pit party of the first part

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: titillating state

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Zippy Odious Locus

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Well-lubricated learning disabled twinkling uncleanness

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Brilliant fluffy principal's office

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Emerald casino

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac selfie school cafeteria

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: curious national

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Smoky kink-friendly church building foreskin

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: unhinged theater

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Pearly Haunted Graveyard Piazza

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: histrionic useless brakes partner

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Cream spectacular community account temple

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: aqua rehab wagecucks

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: iridescent stain

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser hyperventilating gunner cruise ship

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: balding talented parlor

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Heady station scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Milky excitant pit party of the first part

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: titillating state

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)