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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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trip half-breed locale
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Bateful gay wizard
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
useless provocative jewess twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
confused hairless boiling water lay
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Green Thirsty Windowlicker Brethren
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
magenta brunch mood
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Kink-friendly Famous Landscape Painting
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
insanely creepy razzle parlor coffee pot
  08/21/17
...
magenta brunch mood
  08/21/17
CR
Elite buff deer antler doctorate
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
magenta brunch mood
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Talented Sadistic Range
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Dun deep theatre
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Talented Sadistic Range
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Floppy impertinent dopamine newt
  08/21/17
...
Dun deep theatre
  08/22/17
...
marvelous apoplectic goal in life
  08/22/17
...
Exciting gold karate
  08/22/17
"towr"
citrine low-t kitty cat forum
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
mildly autistic histrionic set
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Swashbuckling lettuce
  08/21/17
wtf
Self-centered crimson juggernaut meetinghouse
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
misanthropic old irish cottage degenerate
  08/21/17
...
Talented Sadistic Range
  08/21/17
...
vibrant church
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
hot pink organic girlfriend
  08/22/17
...
bearded excitant heaven messiness
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
chocolate goyim
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Talented Sadistic Range
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
misanthropic old irish cottage degenerate
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
useless provocative jewess twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Crawly Passionate Gas Station
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Talented Sadistic Range
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
appetizing mexican shrine
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
chocolate goyim
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
appetizing mexican shrine
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Anal Pale Crotch Pervert
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Stirring Weed Whacker
  08/22/17
...
copper splenetic skinny woman
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Crawly Passionate Gas Station
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Anal Pale Crotch Pervert
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
sepia electric boistinker parlour
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Bright Titillating Corner
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
laughsome house giraffe
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
useless provocative jewess twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Balding onyx turdskin legal warrant
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Hilarious Dingle Berry Kitty
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
concupiscible nubile ticket booth hunting ground
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Kink-friendly Famous Landscape Painting
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
territorial boltzmann athletic conference
  08/22/17
Yeah
mustard candlestick maker
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
marvelous apoplectic goal in life
  08/22/17
yeah man
Embarrassed to the bone rigpig
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
hot pink organic girlfriend
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Chest-beating vivacious trailer park knife
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
mahogany wrinkle bawdyhouse
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
adulterous resort mad-dog skullcap
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
avocado business firm
  08/23/17
...
Arousing step-uncle's house
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
sepia electric boistinker parlour
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Bright Titillating Corner
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: trip half-breed locale

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Bateful gay wizard

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: useless provocative jewess twinkling uncleanness

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: confused hairless boiling water lay

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Green Thirsty Windowlicker Brethren

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: magenta brunch mood

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Famous Landscape Painting

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: insanely creepy razzle parlor coffee pot

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: magenta brunch mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Elite buff deer antler doctorate

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: magenta brunch mood

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Talented Sadistic Range

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Dun deep theatre

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Talented Sadistic Range

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Floppy impertinent dopamine newt

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Dun deep theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: marvelous apoplectic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Exciting gold karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: citrine low-t kitty cat forum

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: mildly autistic histrionic set

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lettuce

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Self-centered crimson juggernaut meetinghouse

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: misanthropic old irish cottage degenerate

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Talented Sadistic Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: vibrant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: hot pink organic girlfriend

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: bearded excitant heaven messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: chocolate goyim

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Talented Sadistic Range

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: misanthropic old irish cottage degenerate

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: useless provocative jewess twinkling uncleanness

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Crawly Passionate Gas Station

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Talented Sadistic Range

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: appetizing mexican shrine

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: chocolate goyim

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: appetizing mexican shrine

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Anal Pale Crotch Pervert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Stirring Weed Whacker

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: copper splenetic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Crawly Passionate Gas Station

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Anal Pale Crotch Pervert

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: sepia electric boistinker parlour

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Bright Titillating Corner

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: laughsome house giraffe

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: useless provocative jewess twinkling uncleanness

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Balding onyx turdskin legal warrant

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Hilarious Dingle Berry Kitty

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: concupiscible nubile ticket booth hunting ground

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Famous Landscape Painting

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: territorial boltzmann athletic conference

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: mustard candlestick maker

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: marvelous apoplectic goal in life

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone rigpig

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: hot pink organic girlfriend

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Chest-beating vivacious trailer park knife

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: mahogany wrinkle bawdyhouse

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: adulterous resort mad-dog skullcap

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: avocado business firm

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Arousing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: sepia electric boistinker parlour

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Bright Titillating Corner

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)