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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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hairraiser sickened french chef whorehouse
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Lascivious nighttime toilet seat
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Canary sound barrier partner
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Boyish Voyeur
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Seedy Gay Wizard Sneaky Criminal
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
bistre site
  08/21/17
Its much easier
wild henna stag film
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Mind-boggling carnelian nibblets codepig
  08/21/17
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bistre site
  08/21/17
CR
magical address legal warrant
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
bistre site
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Know-it-all Hyperventilating Box Office
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
passionate wagecucks
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Know-it-all Hyperventilating Box Office
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
learning disabled tanning salon
  08/21/17
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passionate wagecucks
  08/22/17
...
Coral Cerebral Haunted Graveyard
  08/22/17
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razzle idiotic nowag marketing idea
  08/22/17
"towr"
Bespoke Exciting Fanboi Trump Supporter
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
beta galvanic cumskin
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
vivacious sapphire gas station dysfunction
  08/21/17
wtf
diverse godawful chapel
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Outnumbered metal rehab double fault
  08/21/17
...
Know-it-all Hyperventilating Box Office
  08/21/17
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Cowardly faggotry
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Misanthropic Laughsome Cuck Senate
  08/22/17
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impertinent pocket flask
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
kink-friendly cuckold
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Know-it-all Hyperventilating Box Office
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Outnumbered metal rehab double fault
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Canary sound barrier partner
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
marvelous casino
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Know-it-all Hyperventilating Box Office
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Fighting degenerate area
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
kink-friendly cuckold
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Fighting degenerate area
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Mauve gunner
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Opaque tattoo
  08/22/17
...
Plum talented trailer park
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
marvelous casino
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Mauve gunner
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
lake stead ceo
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Deranged masturbator
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Rose incel
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Canary sound barrier partner
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
adventurous location
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
mint electric field
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
azure immigrant
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
wild henna stag film
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Orange hospital crotch
  08/22/17
Yeah
soul-stirring multi-billionaire garrison
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Coral Cerebral Haunted Graveyard
  08/22/17
yeah man
Lavender volcanic crater
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Misanthropic Laughsome Cuck Senate
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Misunderstood digit ratio heaven
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Alcoholic telephone
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Charismatic meetinghouse liquid oxygen
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
bateful translucent school cafeteria tank
  08/23/17
...
primrose glittery shrine
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
lake stead ceo
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Deranged masturbator
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: hairraiser sickened french chef whorehouse

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime toilet seat

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Canary sound barrier partner

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Boyish Voyeur

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Seedy Gay Wizard Sneaky Criminal

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: bistre site

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: wild henna stag film

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling carnelian nibblets codepig

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: bistre site



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: magical address legal warrant

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: bistre site

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Know-it-all Hyperventilating Box Office

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: passionate wagecucks

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Know-it-all Hyperventilating Box Office

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: learning disabled tanning salon

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: passionate wagecucks



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Coral Cerebral Haunted Graveyard



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: razzle idiotic nowag marketing idea



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Bespoke Exciting Fanboi Trump Supporter

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: beta galvanic cumskin

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: vivacious sapphire gas station dysfunction

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: diverse godawful chapel

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Outnumbered metal rehab double fault

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all Hyperventilating Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Cowardly faggotry



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Misanthropic Laughsome Cuck Senate

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: impertinent pocket flask



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: kink-friendly cuckold

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all Hyperventilating Box Office

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Outnumbered metal rehab double fault

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Canary sound barrier partner

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: marvelous casino

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all Hyperventilating Box Office

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Fighting degenerate area

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: kink-friendly cuckold

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Fighting degenerate area

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Mauve gunner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Opaque tattoo

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Plum talented trailer park



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: marvelous casino

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Mauve gunner

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: lake stead ceo

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Deranged masturbator

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Rose incel

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Canary sound barrier partner

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: adventurous location

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: mint electric field

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: azure immigrant

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: wild henna stag film

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Orange hospital crotch

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire garrison

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Coral Cerebral Haunted Graveyard

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Lavender volcanic crater

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Misanthropic Laughsome Cuck Senate

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Misunderstood digit ratio heaven

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic telephone

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Charismatic meetinghouse liquid oxygen

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: bateful translucent school cafeteria tank

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: primrose glittery shrine



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: lake stead ceo

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Deranged masturbator

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)