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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Poppy Lettuce
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Bistre motley locale
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Histrionic nofapping reading party gay wizard
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
sick aromatic corn cake center
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Canary property
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
cream mad-dog skullcap range
  08/21/17
Its much easier
odious dead hell personal credit line
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
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  08/21/17
...
cream mad-dog skullcap range
  08/21/17
CR
lascivious indian lodge
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
cream mad-dog skullcap range
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
chrome crusty keepsake machete knife
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
drab razzmatazz fanboi
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
chrome crusty keepsake machete knife
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
tan immigrant
  08/21/17
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drab razzmatazz fanboi
  08/22/17
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  08/22/17
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Glittery state
  08/22/17
"towr"
ultramarine church building puppy
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Aqua clown
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Misanthropic Charismatic Associate Background Story
  08/21/17
wtf
stimulating home
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
dun apoplectic sanctuary
  08/21/17
...
chrome crusty keepsake machete knife
  08/21/17
...
exhilarant carmine meetinghouse
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Supple spot
  08/22/17
...
shimmering striped hyena
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Concupiscible Quadroon
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
chrome crusty keepsake machete knife
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
dun apoplectic sanctuary
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Histrionic nofapping reading party gay wizard
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Big salmon address
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
chrome crusty keepsake machete knife
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Thriller glassy whorehouse electric furnace
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Concupiscible Quadroon
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Thriller glassy whorehouse electric furnace
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Ruddy voyeur ratface
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
marvelous theater stage halford
  08/22/17
...
Vigorous location nibblets
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Big salmon address
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Ruddy voyeur ratface
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Crawly Base Party Of The First Part
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Walnut Soul-stirring Goyim Resort
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
angry mischievous queen of the night
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Histrionic nofapping reading party gay wizard
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
awkward deep depressive becky
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
autistic crotch
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Snowy stage doctorate
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
odious dead hell personal credit line
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
mewling mediation
  08/22/17
Yeah
galvanic sickened pervert step-uncle's house
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
electric pearl nursing home round eye
  08/22/17
yeah man
Fishy sinister main people sound barrier
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Supple spot
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Fragrant Frum Tanning Salon
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Hairraiser faggot firefighter newt
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Internet-worthy 180 affirmative action
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
flesh national
  08/23/17
...
pale mind-boggling public bath degenerate
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Crawly Base Party Of The First Part
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Walnut Soul-stirring Goyim Resort
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Poppy Lettuce

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Bistre motley locale

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Histrionic nofapping reading party gay wizard

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: sick aromatic corn cake center

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Canary property

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: cream mad-dog skullcap range

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: odious dead hell personal credit line

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: exciting fighting school cafeteria pocket flask

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: cream mad-dog skullcap range



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge

CR

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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: cream mad-dog skullcap range

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: chrome crusty keepsake machete knife

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: drab razzmatazz fanboi

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: chrome crusty keepsake machete knife

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: tan immigrant

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: drab razzmatazz fanboi



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: electric pearl nursing home round eye



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Glittery state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: ultramarine church building puppy

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Aqua clown

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Misanthropic Charismatic Associate Background Story

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: stimulating home

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: dun apoplectic sanctuary

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: chrome crusty keepsake machete knife



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: exhilarant carmine meetinghouse



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Supple spot

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: shimmering striped hyena



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible Quadroon

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: chrome crusty keepsake machete knife

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: dun apoplectic sanctuary

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Histrionic nofapping reading party gay wizard

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Big salmon address

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: chrome crusty keepsake machete knife

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Thriller glassy whorehouse electric furnace

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible Quadroon

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Thriller glassy whorehouse electric furnace

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Ruddy voyeur ratface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: marvelous theater stage halford

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Vigorous location nibblets



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Big salmon address

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Ruddy voyeur ratface

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Crawly Base Party Of The First Part

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Walnut Soul-stirring Goyim Resort

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: angry mischievous queen of the night

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Histrionic nofapping reading party gay wizard

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: awkward deep depressive becky

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: autistic crotch

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Snowy stage doctorate

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: odious dead hell personal credit line

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: mewling mediation

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: galvanic sickened pervert step-uncle's house

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: electric pearl nursing home round eye

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Fishy sinister main people sound barrier

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Supple spot

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Frum Tanning Salon

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser faggot firefighter newt

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy 180 affirmative action

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: flesh national

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: pale mind-boggling public bath degenerate



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Crawly Base Party Of The First Part

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Walnut Soul-stirring Goyim Resort

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)