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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Anal alpha skinny woman
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Emerald irradiated public bath black woman
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Useless vibrant kitty stage
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
fishy box office
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Puce Weed Whacker
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Laughsome carmine wrinkle
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Gaped National
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
buck-toothed titillating tanning salon
  08/21/17
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Laughsome carmine wrinkle
  08/21/17
CR
Indigo Sinister Principal's Office
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Laughsome carmine wrinkle
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
tantric peach trump supporter stead
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
seedy dark indian lodge
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
tantric peach trump supporter stead
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Aqua pisswyrm
  08/21/17
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seedy dark indian lodge
  08/22/17
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electric roast beef
  08/22/17
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cheese-eating parlour volcanic crater
  08/22/17
"towr"
Hairless Disrespectful Lodge
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
azure boyish codepig plaza
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
hot forum double fault
  08/21/17
wtf
Multi-colored menage mad cow disease
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
drab histrionic heaven scourge upon the earth
  08/21/17
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tantric peach trump supporter stead
  08/21/17
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obsidian up-to-no-good hunting ground faggotry
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Scarlet Magical Death Wish
  08/22/17
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Crystalline trailer park
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Cracking theatre sneaky criminal
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
tantric peach trump supporter stead
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
drab histrionic heaven scourge upon the earth
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Useless vibrant kitty stage
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Turquoise Mewling Incel
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
tantric peach trump supporter stead
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Deranged genital piercing
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Cracking theatre sneaky criminal
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Deranged genital piercing
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
charcoal station old irish cottage
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Irate Cerebral Area Travel Guidebook
  08/22/17
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diverse shivering boiling water
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Turquoise Mewling Incel
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
charcoal station old irish cottage
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
onyx french chef legal warrant
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
house-broken spectacular half-breed regret
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
aggressive arousing gay wizard famous landscape painting
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Useless vibrant kitty stage
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
aphrodisiac violet orchestra pit
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
excitant brass laser beams
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Bat shit crazy chartreuse voyeur
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Gaped National
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Fighting kitty cat nibblets
  08/22/17
Yeah
Big amethyst water buffalo
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
electric roast beef
  08/22/17
yeah man
comical spruce meetinghouse
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Scarlet Magical Death Wish
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Galvanic church sweet tailpipe
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Pink Temple Boltzmann
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
avocado center jew
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Lilac trust fund
  08/23/17
...
Trip Bistre Parlor Indirect Expression
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
onyx french chef legal warrant
  08/23/17
So does algebra
house-broken spectacular half-breed regret
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Anal alpha skinny woman

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Emerald irradiated public bath black woman

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Useless vibrant kitty stage

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: fishy box office

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Puce Weed Whacker

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Laughsome carmine wrinkle

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Gaped National

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: buck-toothed titillating tanning salon

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Laughsome carmine wrinkle



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Indigo Sinister Principal's Office

CR

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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Laughsome carmine wrinkle

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: tantric peach trump supporter stead

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: seedy dark indian lodge

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: tantric peach trump supporter stead

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Aqua pisswyrm

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: seedy dark indian lodge



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: electric roast beef



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour volcanic crater



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Hairless Disrespectful Lodge

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: azure boyish codepig plaza

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: hot forum double fault

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored menage mad cow disease

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: drab histrionic heaven scourge upon the earth

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: tantric peach trump supporter stead



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: obsidian up-to-no-good hunting ground faggotry



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Scarlet Magical Death Wish

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Crystalline trailer park



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Cracking theatre sneaky criminal

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: tantric peach trump supporter stead

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: drab histrionic heaven scourge upon the earth

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Useless vibrant kitty stage

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Turquoise Mewling Incel

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: tantric peach trump supporter stead

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Deranged genital piercing

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Cracking theatre sneaky criminal

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Deranged genital piercing

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: charcoal station old irish cottage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Irate Cerebral Area Travel Guidebook

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: diverse shivering boiling water



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Turquoise Mewling Incel

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: charcoal station old irish cottage

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: onyx french chef legal warrant

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: house-broken spectacular half-breed regret

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: aggressive arousing gay wizard famous landscape painting

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Useless vibrant kitty stage

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac violet orchestra pit

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: excitant brass laser beams

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy chartreuse voyeur

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Gaped National

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Fighting kitty cat nibblets

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Big amethyst water buffalo

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: electric roast beef

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: comical spruce meetinghouse

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Scarlet Magical Death Wish

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Galvanic church sweet tailpipe

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Pink Temple Boltzmann

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: avocado center jew

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Lilac trust fund

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Trip Bistre Parlor Indirect Expression



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: onyx french chef legal warrant

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: house-broken spectacular half-breed regret

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)