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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Bipolar Cerise Giraffe Ape
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
bronze pungent stage
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
rebellious federal puppy state
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Shivering ultramarine resort private investor
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
misanthropic really tough guy
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Wonderful Avocado Piazza Masturbator
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Misunderstood plum house
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Internet-worthy chapel famous landscape painting
  08/21/17
...
Wonderful Avocado Piazza Masturbator
  08/21/17
CR
Cheese-eating fanboi dragon
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Wonderful Avocado Piazza Masturbator
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
tripping principal's office
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Laughsome candlestick maker
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
tripping principal's office
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Indigo multi-colored rigpig parlor
  08/21/17
...
Laughsome candlestick maker
  08/22/17
...
Charcoal tanning salon toaster
  08/22/17
...
Claret International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/22/17
"towr"
bateful hairy legs space
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
onyx corner
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
big crackhouse hissy fit
  08/21/17
wtf
Motley milk boistinker
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
coral very tactful indirect expression
  08/21/17
...
tripping principal's office
  08/21/17
...
Nudist Pit Sex Offender
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
nubile diverse crotch kitchen
  08/22/17
...
Cruel-hearted carnelian double fault chad
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
adventurous filthy market faggot firefighter
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
tripping principal's office
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
coral very tactful indirect expression
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
rebellious federal puppy state
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
chest-beating mental disorder trailer park
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
tripping principal's office
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
sadistic appetizing reading party lay
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
adventurous filthy market faggot firefighter
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
sadistic appetizing reading party lay
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Khaki rigor lodge
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Nofapping meetinghouse
  08/22/17
...
Ruddy range
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
chest-beating mental disorder trailer park
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Khaki rigor lodge
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Big-titted honey-headed stage
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Cracking talking theater
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Smoky 180 Cuckoldry Dilemma
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
rebellious federal puppy state
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
idiotic gunner locale
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
spectacular cordovan becky
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
electric plaza liquid oxygen
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Misunderstood plum house
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Lascivious garrison
  08/22/17
Yeah
Thriller vengeful kitty cat
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Charcoal tanning salon toaster
  08/22/17
yeah man
Frum garnet main people
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
nubile diverse crotch kitchen
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
fishy hilarious gas station filthpig
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Aromatic sweet tailpipe whorehouse
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Maniacal House-broken Institution
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
razzle jade base
  08/23/17
...
Swashbuckling peach heaven striped hyena
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Big-titted honey-headed stage
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Cracking talking theater
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Bipolar Cerise Giraffe Ape

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: bronze pungent stage

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: rebellious federal puppy state

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Shivering ultramarine resort private investor

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: misanthropic really tough guy

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Avocado Piazza Masturbator

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Misunderstood plum house

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Internet-worthy chapel famous landscape painting

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Avocado Piazza Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fanboi dragon

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Avocado Piazza Masturbator

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: tripping principal's office

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Laughsome candlestick maker

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: tripping principal's office

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Indigo multi-colored rigpig parlor

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Laughsome candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Charcoal tanning salon toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Claret International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs space

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: onyx corner

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: big crackhouse hissy fit

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Motley milk boistinker

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: coral very tactful indirect expression

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: tripping principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Nudist Pit Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: nubile diverse crotch kitchen

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted carnelian double fault chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: adventurous filthy market faggot firefighter

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: tripping principal's office

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: coral very tactful indirect expression

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: rebellious federal puppy state

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: chest-beating mental disorder trailer park

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: tripping principal's office

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: sadistic appetizing reading party lay

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: adventurous filthy market faggot firefighter

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: sadistic appetizing reading party lay

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Khaki rigor lodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Ruddy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: chest-beating mental disorder trailer park

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Khaki rigor lodge

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Big-titted honey-headed stage

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Cracking talking theater

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Smoky 180 Cuckoldry Dilemma

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: rebellious federal puppy state

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: idiotic gunner locale

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: spectacular cordovan becky

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: electric plaza liquid oxygen

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Misunderstood plum house

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Lascivious garrison

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Thriller vengeful kitty cat

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Charcoal tanning salon toaster

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Frum garnet main people

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: nubile diverse crotch kitchen

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: fishy hilarious gas station filthpig

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Aromatic sweet tailpipe whorehouse

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Maniacal House-broken Institution

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: razzle jade base

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Swashbuckling peach heaven striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Big-titted honey-headed stage

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Cracking talking theater

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)