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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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sick glittery area roommate
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Navy International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Comical parlour faggotry
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Plum Sound Barrier Public Bath
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
submissive razzmatazz institution round eye
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
heady gas station
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Kink-friendly National Lettuce
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
multi-colored seedy cuckoldry
  08/21/17
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heady gas station
  08/21/17
CR
Idiotic Arousing Lodge Son Of Senegal
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
heady gas station
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Vivacious laser beams
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
razzle community account
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Vivacious laser beams
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Cerebral anal market idea he suggested
  08/21/17
...
razzle community account
  08/22/17
...
Dead Offensive Theater Filthpig
  08/22/17
...
Hot Orange Hairy Legs Gay Wizard
  08/22/17
"towr"
hateful stag film keepsake machete
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
yapping jet pozpig
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Trip Crawly Kitty Church Building
  08/21/17
wtf
Effete crackhouse
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Electric gunner lay
  08/21/17
...
Vivacious laser beams
  08/21/17
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Violent titillating space
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Soul-stirring Insane Menage Famous Landscape Painting
  08/22/17
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dashing antidepressant drug
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
ivory floppy property
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Vivacious laser beams
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Electric gunner lay
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Comical parlour faggotry
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Rough-skinned Locus Water Buffalo
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Vivacious laser beams
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Dun hall
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
ivory floppy property
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Dun hall
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
silver background story locale
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
federal galvanic center
  08/22/17
...
Ruby kitty cat
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Rough-skinned Locus Water Buffalo
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
silver background story locale
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
frum set
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Cerise abusive regret state
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Swashbuckling Dilemma Dragon
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Comical parlour faggotry
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
maroon associate
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Flatulent Irradiated Business Firm
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
racy slate legend
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Kink-friendly National Lettuce
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Iridescent Hilarious Senate
  08/22/17
Yeah
Beady-eyed bbw brunch
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Dead Offensive Theater Filthpig
  08/22/17
yeah man
Stirring Bat Shit Crazy Heaven Gaming Laptop
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Soul-stirring Insane Menage Famous Landscape Painting
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Lascivious maize trailer park
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
wild plaza
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
soggy purple library
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
high-end private investor pisswyrm
  08/23/17
...
hairraiser citrine corner
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
frum set
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Cerise abusive regret state
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: sick glittery area roommate

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Navy International Law Enforcement Agency

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Comical parlour faggotry

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Plum Sound Barrier Public Bath

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: submissive razzmatazz institution round eye

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: heady gas station

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Kink-friendly National Lettuce

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: multi-colored seedy cuckoldry

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: heady gas station



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Idiotic Arousing Lodge Son Of Senegal

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: heady gas station

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Vivacious laser beams

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: razzle community account

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Vivacious laser beams

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Cerebral anal market idea he suggested

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: razzle community account



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Dead Offensive Theater Filthpig



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Hot Orange Hairy Legs Gay Wizard



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: hateful stag film keepsake machete

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: yapping jet pozpig

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Trip Crawly Kitty Church Building

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Effete crackhouse

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Electric gunner lay

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Vivacious laser beams



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Violent titillating space



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Insane Menage Famous Landscape Painting

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: dashing antidepressant drug



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: ivory floppy property

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Vivacious laser beams

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Electric gunner lay

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Comical parlour faggotry

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Locus Water Buffalo

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Vivacious laser beams

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Dun hall

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: ivory floppy property

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Dun hall

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: silver background story locale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: federal galvanic center

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Ruby kitty cat



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Locus Water Buffalo

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: silver background story locale

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: frum set

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Cerise abusive regret state

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Dilemma Dragon

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Comical parlour faggotry

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: maroon associate

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Flatulent Irradiated Business Firm

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: racy slate legend

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Kink-friendly National Lettuce

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Iridescent Hilarious Senate

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bbw brunch

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Dead Offensive Theater Filthpig

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Stirring Bat Shit Crazy Heaven Gaming Laptop

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Insane Menage Famous Landscape Painting

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Lascivious maize trailer park

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: wild plaza

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: soggy purple library

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: high-end private investor pisswyrm

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: hairraiser citrine corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: frum set

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Cerise abusive regret state

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)