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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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heady elite tattoo
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Provocative olive chapel
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
dashing bearded crotch state
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Contagious philosopher-king
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Rambunctious Soul-stirring Roommate
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
wonderful bistre famous landscape painting
  08/21/17
Its much easier
lavender floppy range prole
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
cracking lay depressive
  08/21/17
...
wonderful bistre famous landscape painting
  08/21/17
CR
trip mildly autistic foreskin
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
wonderful bistre famous landscape painting
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
sable space
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Swollen electric menage
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
sable space
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
brindle mentally impaired gas station
  08/21/17
...
Swollen electric menage
  08/22/17
...
Magenta free-loading parlour coffee pot
  08/22/17
...
alcoholic boltzmann
  08/22/17
"towr"
Mewling elastic band hell
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
saffron home
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Odious toaster
  08/21/17
wtf
Exciting Church Building
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Opaque fighting orchestra pit
  08/21/17
...
sable space
  08/21/17
...
Domesticated emerald ladyboy
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Titillating Pit Tank
  08/22/17
...
Apoplectic Useless Brakes
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Unhinged Stead Candlestick Maker
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
sable space
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Opaque fighting orchestra pit
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
dashing bearded crotch state
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Dun wrinkle trailer park
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
sable space
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
excitant drab stain
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Unhinged Stead Candlestick Maker
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
excitant drab stain
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Salmon Impertinent Jewess Piazza
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
violet wagecucks pocket flask
  08/22/17
...
Turquoise infuriating base
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Dun wrinkle trailer park
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Salmon Impertinent Jewess Piazza
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Cream station new version
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
know-it-all very tactful persian set
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
rough-skinned plum shrine
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
dashing bearded crotch state
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Laughsome Ape Shitlib
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
rebellious bronze generalized bond area
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
180 market cuck
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
lavender floppy range prole
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Wild senate people who are hurt
  08/22/17
Yeah
chartreuse autistic mediation native
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Magenta free-loading parlour coffee pot
  08/22/17
yeah man
Gold Confused Address
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Titillating Pit Tank
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
sticky stimulating telephone
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Bateful step-uncle's house nibblets
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Cobalt Out-of-control School Cafeteria Hairy Legs
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Green Dopamine
  08/23/17
...
Beady-eyed quadroon
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Cream station new version
  08/23/17
So does algebra
know-it-all very tactful persian set
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: heady elite tattoo

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Provocative olive chapel

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: dashing bearded crotch state

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Contagious philosopher-king

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Rambunctious Soul-stirring Roommate

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: wonderful bistre famous landscape painting

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: lavender floppy range prole

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: cracking lay depressive

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: wonderful bistre famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: trip mildly autistic foreskin

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: wonderful bistre famous landscape painting

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: sable space

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Swollen electric menage

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: sable space

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: brindle mentally impaired gas station

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Swollen electric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Magenta free-loading parlour coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: alcoholic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Mewling elastic band hell

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: saffron home

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Odious toaster

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Exciting Church Building

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Opaque fighting orchestra pit

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: sable space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Domesticated emerald ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Titillating Pit Tank

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Apoplectic Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Unhinged Stead Candlestick Maker

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: sable space

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Opaque fighting orchestra pit

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: dashing bearded crotch state

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Dun wrinkle trailer park

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: sable space

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: excitant drab stain

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Unhinged Stead Candlestick Maker

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: excitant drab stain

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Salmon Impertinent Jewess Piazza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: violet wagecucks pocket flask

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Turquoise infuriating base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Dun wrinkle trailer park

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Salmon Impertinent Jewess Piazza

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Cream station new version

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: know-it-all very tactful persian set

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: rough-skinned plum shrine

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: dashing bearded crotch state

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Ape Shitlib

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: rebellious bronze generalized bond area

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: 180 market cuck

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: lavender floppy range prole

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Wild senate people who are hurt

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: chartreuse autistic mediation native

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Magenta free-loading parlour coffee pot

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Gold Confused Address

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Titillating Pit Tank

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: sticky stimulating telephone

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Bateful step-uncle's house nibblets

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Cobalt Out-of-control School Cafeteria Hairy Legs

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Green Dopamine

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Cream station new version

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: know-it-all very tactful persian set

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)