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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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aromatic forum
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Avocado address
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
swashbuckling fuchsia athletic conference chad
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Arrogant cerise cumskin organic girlfriend
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Trip brunch faggotry
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
magenta kitty mediation
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Doobsian Gas Station Water Buffalo
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Jet-lagged cuck fanboi
  08/21/17
...
magenta kitty mediation
  08/21/17
CR
Boyish Maize Gay Wizard Knife
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
magenta kitty mediation
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
vibrant bistre coffee pot degenerate
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Electric cruise ship
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
vibrant bistre coffee pot degenerate
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
mahogany pungent menage newt
  08/21/17
...
Electric cruise ship
  08/22/17
...
sapphire galvanic field
  08/22/17
...
big soggy hall
  08/22/17
"towr"
Razzle mauve nursing home
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Claret Embarrassed To The Bone Pistol Shrine
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
gaped church
  08/21/17
wtf
provocative university
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Histrionic Jap
  08/21/17
...
vibrant bistre coffee pot degenerate
  08/21/17
...
Pearly Den
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Balding corn cake
  08/22/17
...
Chestnut Laughsome Point Circlehead
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
bonkers bronze trump supporter
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
vibrant bistre coffee pot degenerate
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Histrionic Jap
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
swashbuckling fuchsia athletic conference chad
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Copper Gunner
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
vibrant bistre coffee pot degenerate
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Bespoke Ruddy Electric Furnace
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
bonkers bronze trump supporter
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Bespoke Ruddy Electric Furnace
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Irradiated mint office love of her life
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Black piazza
  08/22/17
...
odious property
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Copper Gunner
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Irradiated mint office love of her life
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Rusted swollen garrison party of the first part
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
sexy jet twinkling uncleanness brethren
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Territorial church building legend
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
swashbuckling fuchsia athletic conference chad
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
dull trailer park
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
titillating turquoise karate plaza
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
sable thriller orchestra pit ladyboy
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Doobsian Gas Station Water Buffalo
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Alcoholic Site
  08/22/17
Yeah
mind-boggling center
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
sapphire galvanic field
  08/22/17
yeah man
bull headed greedy mood
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Balding corn cake
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Sickened range
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Twisted bateful hunting ground sex offender
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
talented mad-dog skullcap
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
exhilarant canary tanning salon
  08/23/17
...
Multi-colored topaz partner
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Rusted swollen garrison party of the first part
  08/23/17
So does algebra
sexy jet twinkling uncleanness brethren
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: aromatic forum

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Avocado address

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling fuchsia athletic conference chad

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Arrogant cerise cumskin organic girlfriend

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Trip brunch faggotry

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: magenta kitty mediation

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Doobsian Gas Station Water Buffalo

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cuck fanboi

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: magenta kitty mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Boyish Maize Gay Wizard Knife

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: magenta kitty mediation

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: vibrant bistre coffee pot degenerate

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Electric cruise ship

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: vibrant bistre coffee pot degenerate

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: mahogany pungent menage newt

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Electric cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: sapphire galvanic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: big soggy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Razzle mauve nursing home

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Claret Embarrassed To The Bone Pistol Shrine

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: gaped church

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: provocative university

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Histrionic Jap

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: vibrant bistre coffee pot degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Pearly Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Balding corn cake

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Chestnut Laughsome Point Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: bonkers bronze trump supporter

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: vibrant bistre coffee pot degenerate

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Jap

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling fuchsia athletic conference chad

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Copper Gunner

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: vibrant bistre coffee pot degenerate

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Bespoke Ruddy Electric Furnace

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: bonkers bronze trump supporter

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Bespoke Ruddy Electric Furnace

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Irradiated mint office love of her life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Black piazza

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: odious property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Copper Gunner

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Irradiated mint office love of her life

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Rusted swollen garrison party of the first part

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: sexy jet twinkling uncleanness brethren

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Territorial church building legend

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling fuchsia athletic conference chad

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: dull trailer park

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: titillating turquoise karate plaza

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: sable thriller orchestra pit ladyboy

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Doobsian Gas Station Water Buffalo

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Alcoholic Site

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: mind-boggling center

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: sapphire galvanic field

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: bull headed greedy mood

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Balding corn cake

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Sickened range

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Twisted bateful hunting ground sex offender

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: talented mad-dog skullcap

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: exhilarant canary tanning salon

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored topaz partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Rusted swollen garrison party of the first part

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: sexy jet twinkling uncleanness brethren

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)