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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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drab naked selfie cumskin
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Razzmatazz gaping
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Provocative legend dragon
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Obsidian exciting kitty kitchen
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
fragrant filthy senate
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Galvanic House Death Wish
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Saffron center french chef
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
blue church
  08/21/17
...
Galvanic House Death Wish
  08/21/17
CR
Garnet Learning Disabled Pit
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Galvanic House Death Wish
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Charcoal mind-boggling heaven
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
transparent old irish cottage
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Charcoal mind-boggling heaven
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Self-centered becky
  08/21/17
...
transparent old irish cottage
  08/22/17
...
High-end stead hunting ground
  08/22/17
...
aphrodisiac dark knife
  08/22/17
"towr"
laughsome haunted graveyard faggot firefighter
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Passionate coldplay fan forum
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
snowy church building
  08/21/17
wtf
Maize irradiated piazza
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
glittery kitty cat
  08/21/17
...
Charcoal mind-boggling heaven
  08/21/17
...
concupiscible purple sound barrier nibblets
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Beady-eyed deer antler
  08/22/17
...
Rusted wonderful field
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
sticky range new version
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Charcoal mind-boggling heaven
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
glittery kitty cat
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Provocative legend dragon
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Talented autistic prole
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Charcoal mind-boggling heaven
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
motley mischievous area
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
sticky range new version
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
motley mischievous area
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Clear infuriating fanboi point
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Deranged patrolman roommate
  08/22/17
...
lilac hell
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Talented autistic prole
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Clear infuriating fanboi point
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Medicated shitlib
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Histrionic philosopher-king
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
lascivious filthpig public bath
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Provocative legend dragon
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
mewling violet factory reset button
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Stirring Incel Spot
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Sienna toaster meetinghouse
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Saffron center french chef
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
frisky disturbing corn cake
  08/22/17
Yeah
Disrespectful cyan home
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
High-end stead hunting ground
  08/22/17
yeah man
Heady Green Crackhouse
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Beady-eyed deer antler
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Honey-headed crotch
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
adulterous canary degenerate whorehouse
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Multi-colored wrinkle
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Razzle-dazzle university
  08/23/17
...
titillating very tactful potus
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Medicated shitlib
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Histrionic philosopher-king
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: drab naked selfie cumskin

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gaping

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Provocative legend dragon

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting kitty kitchen

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: fragrant filthy senate

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Galvanic House Death Wish

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Saffron center french chef

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: blue church

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Galvanic House Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Garnet Learning Disabled Pit

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Galvanic House Death Wish

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Charcoal mind-boggling heaven

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: transparent old irish cottage

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Charcoal mind-boggling heaven

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Self-centered becky

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: transparent old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: High-end stead hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dark knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: laughsome haunted graveyard faggot firefighter

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Passionate coldplay fan forum

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: snowy church building

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Maize irradiated piazza

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: glittery kitty cat

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Charcoal mind-boggling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: concupiscible purple sound barrier nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed deer antler

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Rusted wonderful field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: sticky range new version

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Charcoal mind-boggling heaven

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: glittery kitty cat

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Provocative legend dragon

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Talented autistic prole

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Charcoal mind-boggling heaven

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: motley mischievous area

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: sticky range new version

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: motley mischievous area

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Clear infuriating fanboi point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman roommate

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: lilac hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Talented autistic prole

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Clear infuriating fanboi point

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Medicated shitlib

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Histrionic philosopher-king

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: lascivious filthpig public bath

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Provocative legend dragon

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: mewling violet factory reset button

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Stirring Incel Spot

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Sienna toaster meetinghouse

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Saffron center french chef

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: frisky disturbing corn cake

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Disrespectful cyan home

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: High-end stead hunting ground

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Heady Green Crackhouse

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed deer antler

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed crotch

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: adulterous canary degenerate whorehouse

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored wrinkle

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle university

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: titillating very tactful potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Medicated shitlib

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Histrionic philosopher-king

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)