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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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bateful poppy community account
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
gold bat shit crazy preventive strike
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Trip locus
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
fear-inspiring supple digit ratio
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
twisted sable forum queen of the night
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
at-the-ready bawdyhouse love of her life
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Coral Home Liquid Oxygen
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
motley stubborn dilemma pistol
  08/21/17
...
at-the-ready bawdyhouse love of her life
  08/21/17
CR
Godawful pearly giraffe
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
at-the-ready bawdyhouse love of her life
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Swashbuckling ebony property therapy
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
big gunner trailer park
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Swashbuckling ebony property therapy
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Appetizing shivering stage genital piercing
  08/21/17
...
big gunner trailer park
  08/22/17
...
Marvelous depressive
  08/22/17
...
Pungent theater candlestick maker
  08/22/17
"towr"
Orchid histrionic hell marketing idea
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Sooty hunting ground
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
overrated slate parlour
  08/21/17
wtf
Olive hall indirect expression
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Aphrodisiac cruise ship twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/17
...
Swashbuckling ebony property therapy
  08/21/17
...
purple jewess
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Lascivious nibblets
  08/22/17
...
lemon windowlicker
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Green Big-titted Office Degenerate
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Swashbuckling ebony property therapy
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Aphrodisiac cruise ship twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Trip locus
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
crusty university cuckoldry
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Swashbuckling ebony property therapy
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Contagious space
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Green Big-titted Office Degenerate
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Contagious space
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
primrose curious wrinkle
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
stimulating stage lettuce
  08/22/17
...
soul-stirring misanthropic ticket booth
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
crusty university cuckoldry
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
primrose curious wrinkle
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Azure Excitant Cuck Rigor
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
cobalt comical brunch
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
arousing federal mental disorder
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Trip locus
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
wonderful unhinged station
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
duck-like lilac people who are hurt idiot
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Irradiated Insanely Creepy Codepig
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Coral Home Liquid Oxygen
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Fluffy disturbing juggernaut
  08/22/17
Yeah
dashing well-lubricated corner boltzmann
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Marvelous depressive
  08/22/17
yeah man
territorial electric parlor pocket flask
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Lascivious nibblets
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Shimmering center tattoo
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
turquoise vibrant chapel legend
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Dead sanctuary
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Hairraiser buff multi-billionaire factory reset button
  08/23/17
...
judgmental circlehead
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Azure Excitant Cuck Rigor
  08/23/17
So does algebra
cobalt comical brunch
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: bateful poppy community account

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: gold bat shit crazy preventive strike

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Trip locus

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple digit ratio

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: twisted sable forum queen of the night

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready bawdyhouse love of her life

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Coral Home Liquid Oxygen

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: motley stubborn dilemma pistol

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready bawdyhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Godawful pearly giraffe

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready bawdyhouse love of her life

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ebony property therapy

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: big gunner trailer park

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ebony property therapy

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Appetizing shivering stage genital piercing

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: big gunner trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Marvelous depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Pungent theater candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Orchid histrionic hell marketing idea

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Sooty hunting ground

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: overrated slate parlour

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Olive hall indirect expression

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cruise ship twinkling uncleanness

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ebony property therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: purple jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Lascivious nibblets

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: lemon windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Green Big-titted Office Degenerate

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ebony property therapy

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cruise ship twinkling uncleanness

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Trip locus

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: crusty university cuckoldry

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ebony property therapy

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Contagious space

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Green Big-titted Office Degenerate

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Contagious space

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: primrose curious wrinkle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: stimulating stage lettuce

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring misanthropic ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: crusty university cuckoldry

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: primrose curious wrinkle

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Azure Excitant Cuck Rigor

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: cobalt comical brunch

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: arousing federal mental disorder

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Trip locus

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged station

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: duck-like lilac people who are hurt idiot

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Irradiated Insanely Creepy Codepig

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Coral Home Liquid Oxygen

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Fluffy disturbing juggernaut

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: dashing well-lubricated corner boltzmann

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Marvelous depressive

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: territorial electric parlor pocket flask

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Lascivious nibblets

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Shimmering center tattoo

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: turquoise vibrant chapel legend

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Dead sanctuary

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser buff multi-billionaire factory reset button

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: judgmental circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Azure Excitant Cuck Rigor

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: cobalt comical brunch

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)