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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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lascivious crotch
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
balding provocative spot dragon
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Big people who are hurt
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Lake 180 Turdskin
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
deranged passionate weed whacker idea he suggested
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Wine ratface
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Learning disabled range dopamine
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
vivacious fantasy-prone church building personal credit line
  08/21/17
...
Wine ratface
  08/21/17
CR
rose kink-friendly pozpig
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Wine ratface
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Embarrassed to the bone citrine toilet seat
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
milky goyim cuckoldry
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Embarrassed to the bone citrine toilet seat
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
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  08/21/17
...
milky goyim cuckoldry
  08/22/17
...
pea-brained very tactful parlour
  08/22/17
...
multi-colored slate feces
  08/22/17
"towr"
Ultramarine striped hyena university
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
odious point
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
pungent temple
  08/21/17
wtf
Ivory Outnumbered Sweet Tailpipe
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
filthy scarlet nursing home trump supporter
  08/21/17
...
Embarrassed to the bone citrine toilet seat
  08/21/17
...
impertinent boistinker site
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
out-of-control office affirmative action
  08/22/17
...
Turquoise aphrodisiac orchestra pit
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
bronze bisexual electric furnace meetinghouse
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Embarrassed to the bone citrine toilet seat
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
filthy scarlet nursing home trump supporter
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Big people who are hurt
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
elite yarmulke
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Embarrassed to the bone citrine toilet seat
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Appetizing puppy marketing idea
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
bronze bisexual electric furnace meetinghouse
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Appetizing puppy marketing idea
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Copper Bearded Partner Sound Barrier
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Heady crusty home
  08/22/17
...
amber chest-beating ape senate
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
elite yarmulke
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Copper Bearded Partner Sound Barrier
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Curious area faggotry
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Floppy blathering brunch
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Geriatric stimulating fat ankles den
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Big people who are hurt
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Razzmatazz Harsh Locus
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Trip cowardly haunted graveyard principal's office
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
brilliant jet-lagged private investor idiot
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Learning disabled range dopamine
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
spectacular costumed hunting ground
  08/22/17
Yeah
Bistre ticket booth
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
pea-brained very tactful parlour
  08/22/17
yeah man
Galvanic silver keepsake machete genital piercing
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
out-of-control office affirmative action
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Anal theater blood rage
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
vengeful twinkling digit ratio
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
domesticated hot psychic locale
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Cerebral factory reset button
  08/23/17
...
soul-stirring sable halford
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Curious area faggotry
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Floppy blathering brunch
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: lascivious crotch

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: balding provocative spot dragon

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Big people who are hurt

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Lake 180 Turdskin

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: deranged passionate weed whacker idea he suggested

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Wine ratface

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Learning disabled range dopamine

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: vivacious fantasy-prone church building personal credit line

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Wine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly pozpig

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Wine ratface

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone citrine toilet seat

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: milky goyim cuckoldry

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone citrine toilet seat

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: diverse ocher gay wizard nibblets

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: milky goyim cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: pea-brained very tactful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: multi-colored slate feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena university

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: odious point

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: pungent temple

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Ivory Outnumbered Sweet Tailpipe

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: filthy scarlet nursing home trump supporter

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone citrine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: impertinent boistinker site



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: out-of-control office affirmative action

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Turquoise aphrodisiac orchestra pit



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: bronze bisexual electric furnace meetinghouse

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone citrine toilet seat

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: filthy scarlet nursing home trump supporter

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Big people who are hurt

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: elite yarmulke

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone citrine toilet seat

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Appetizing puppy marketing idea

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: bronze bisexual electric furnace meetinghouse

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Appetizing puppy marketing idea

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Copper Bearded Partner Sound Barrier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Heady crusty home

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: amber chest-beating ape senate



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: elite yarmulke

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Copper Bearded Partner Sound Barrier

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Curious area faggotry

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Floppy blathering brunch

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Geriatric stimulating fat ankles den

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Big people who are hurt

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Harsh Locus

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Trip cowardly haunted graveyard principal's office

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: brilliant jet-lagged private investor idiot

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Learning disabled range dopamine

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: spectacular costumed hunting ground

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: pea-brained very tactful parlour

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Galvanic silver keepsake machete genital piercing

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: out-of-control office affirmative action

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Anal theater blood rage

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: vengeful twinkling digit ratio

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: domesticated hot psychic locale

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Cerebral factory reset button

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring sable halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Curious area faggotry

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Floppy blathering brunch

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)