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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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beady-eyed pontificating national
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Filthy Home
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
submissive painfully honest filthpig jew
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
claret nursing home boistinker
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Startling famous landscape painting
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
180 nibblets
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Shimmering haunting address
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Diverse jewess ticket booth
  08/21/17
...
180 nibblets
  08/21/17
CR
Fear-inspiring school cafeteria mother
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
180 nibblets
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
odious trailer park
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Onyx nubile theater stage
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
odious trailer park
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
amber pocket flask
  08/21/17
...
Onyx nubile theater stage
  08/22/17
...
Gay menage mexican
  08/22/17
...
chrome yarmulke garrison
  08/22/17
"towr"
Self-centered Boiling Water Shitlib
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
motley den striped hyena
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
hairraiser box office
  08/21/17
wtf
topaz doctorate new version
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Cobalt aromatic ratface
  08/21/17
...
odious trailer park
  08/21/17
...
Turquoise locale
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
outnumbered national security agency pit
  08/22/17
...
Carnelian dashing wrinkle
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
hyperactive parlour international law enforcement agency
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
odious trailer park
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Cobalt aromatic ratface
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
submissive painfully honest filthpig jew
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Territorial university ceo
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
odious trailer park
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
boyish kink-friendly forum scourge upon the earth
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
hyperactive parlour international law enforcement agency
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
boyish kink-friendly forum scourge upon the earth
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
multi-colored apoplectic karate
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Histrionic psychic
  08/22/17
...
sooty floppy rehab
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Territorial university ceo
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
multi-colored apoplectic karate
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
cordovan wild coffee pot
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Jet pervert
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
vigorous bonkers area party of the first part
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
submissive painfully honest filthpig jew
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
misanthropic twinkling electric furnace
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Mint mental disorder
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
elite mood old irish cottage
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Shimmering haunting address
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Galvanic volcanic crater senate
  08/22/17
Yeah
Ruby fluffy temple
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Gay menage mexican
  08/22/17
yeah man
Bipolar fat ankles
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
outnumbered national security agency pit
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
razzmatazz house-broken whorehouse
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
effete glittery bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
nudist exciting becky
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
talented circlehead
  08/23/17
...
Emerald business firm
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
cordovan wild coffee pot
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Jet pervert
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating national

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Filthy Home

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: submissive painfully honest filthpig jew

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: claret nursing home boistinker

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Startling famous landscape painting

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: 180 nibblets

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Shimmering haunting address

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Diverse jewess ticket booth

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: 180 nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring school cafeteria mother

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: 180 nibblets

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: odious trailer park

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Onyx nubile theater stage

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: odious trailer park

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: amber pocket flask

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Onyx nubile theater stage



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Gay menage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: chrome yarmulke garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Self-centered Boiling Water Shitlib

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: motley den striped hyena

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: hairraiser box office

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: topaz doctorate new version

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Cobalt aromatic ratface

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: odious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Turquoise locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: outnumbered national security agency pit

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Carnelian dashing wrinkle



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: hyperactive parlour international law enforcement agency

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: odious trailer park

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Cobalt aromatic ratface

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: submissive painfully honest filthpig jew

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Territorial university ceo

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: odious trailer park

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: boyish kink-friendly forum scourge upon the earth

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: hyperactive parlour international law enforcement agency

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: boyish kink-friendly forum scourge upon the earth

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: multi-colored apoplectic karate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Histrionic psychic

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: sooty floppy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Territorial university ceo

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: multi-colored apoplectic karate

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: cordovan wild coffee pot

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Jet pervert

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: vigorous bonkers area party of the first part

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: submissive painfully honest filthpig jew

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: misanthropic twinkling electric furnace

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Mint mental disorder

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: elite mood old irish cottage

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Shimmering haunting address

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Galvanic volcanic crater senate

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Ruby fluffy temple

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Gay menage mexican

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Bipolar fat ankles

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: outnumbered national security agency pit

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz house-broken whorehouse

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: effete glittery bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: nudist exciting becky

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: talented circlehead

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Emerald business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: cordovan wild coffee pot

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Jet pervert

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)