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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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glittery hunting ground athletic conference
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
tantric ape sandwich
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Vibrant hateful bawdyhouse
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
bistre hominid forum
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Frum casino degenerate
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
house-broken mood
  08/21/17
Its much easier
orange abusive chapel
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
sickened mediation
  08/21/17
...
house-broken mood
  08/21/17
CR
Medicated hyperventilating stage weed whacker
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
house-broken mood
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Cowardly area antidepressant drug
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
navy nofapping stead
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Cowardly area antidepressant drug
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
contagious hell
  08/21/17
...
navy nofapping stead
  08/22/17
...
Aphrodisiac set
  08/22/17
...
Cream piazza
  08/22/17
"towr"
Big umber depressive queen of the night
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
slate razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Talented crimson place of business
  08/21/17
wtf
histrionic trailer park
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
arrogant garrison party of the first part
  08/21/17
...
Cowardly area antidepressant drug
  08/21/17
...
carmine excitant scourge upon the earth
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
zippy brunch idea he suggested
  08/22/17
...
Drunken Headpube
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
bronze aromatic lodge
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Cowardly area antidepressant drug
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
arrogant garrison party of the first part
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Vibrant hateful bawdyhouse
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Maniacal school
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Cowardly area antidepressant drug
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Exhilarant institution quadroon
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
bronze aromatic lodge
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Exhilarant institution quadroon
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Thriller site
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
dead cocky library
  08/22/17
...
Elite therapy
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Maniacal school
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Thriller site
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
brass disturbing hall
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
heady genital piercing keepsake machete
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
hilarious parlour kitty
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Vibrant hateful bawdyhouse
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
big-titted puppy foreskin
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
High-end range
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
yellow floppy ceo
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
orange abusive chapel
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
turquoise alcoholic halford
  08/22/17
Yeah
swashbuckling field
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Aphrodisiac set
  08/22/17
yeah man
flickering pit
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
zippy brunch idea he suggested
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Maize circlehead
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
fragrant giraffe
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
galvanic heaven liquid oxygen
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Effete resort
  08/23/17
...
flesh box office pocket flask
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
brass disturbing hall
  08/23/17
So does algebra
heady genital piercing keepsake machete
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: glittery hunting ground athletic conference

no

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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: tantric ape sandwich

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Vibrant hateful bawdyhouse

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: bistre hominid forum

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Frum casino degenerate

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: house-broken mood

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: orange abusive chapel

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: sickened mediation

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: house-broken mood



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Medicated hyperventilating stage weed whacker

CR

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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: house-broken mood

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Cowardly area antidepressant drug

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: navy nofapping stead

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Cowardly area antidepressant drug

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: contagious hell

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: navy nofapping stead



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac set



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Cream piazza



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Big umber depressive queen of the night

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: slate razzle-dazzle whorehouse

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Talented crimson place of business

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: histrionic trailer park

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: arrogant garrison party of the first part

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Cowardly area antidepressant drug



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: carmine excitant scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: zippy brunch idea he suggested

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Drunken Headpube



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: bronze aromatic lodge

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Cowardly area antidepressant drug

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: arrogant garrison party of the first part

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Vibrant hateful bawdyhouse

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Maniacal school

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Cowardly area antidepressant drug

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant institution quadroon

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: bronze aromatic lodge

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant institution quadroon

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Thriller site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: dead cocky library

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Elite therapy



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Maniacal school

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Thriller site

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: brass disturbing hall

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: heady genital piercing keepsake machete

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: hilarious parlour kitty

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Vibrant hateful bawdyhouse

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: big-titted puppy foreskin

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: High-end range

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: yellow floppy ceo

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: orange abusive chapel

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: turquoise alcoholic halford

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling field

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac set

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: flickering pit

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: zippy brunch idea he suggested

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Maize circlehead

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: fragrant giraffe

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: galvanic heaven liquid oxygen

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Effete resort

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: flesh box office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: brass disturbing hall

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: heady genital piercing keepsake machete

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)