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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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exhilarant cruel-hearted dingle berry
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
180 arrogant toilet seat plaza
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
effete pit
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
sable fantasy-prone background story headpube
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
burgundy step-uncle's house
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Snowy charismatic corner
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Cordovan abnormal range selfie
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Mewling heady theater
  08/21/17
...
Snowy charismatic corner
  08/21/17
CR
nubile generalized bond fortuitous meteor
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Snowy charismatic corner
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Nighttime brilliant giraffe
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
twinkling boiling water nibblets
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Nighttime brilliant giraffe
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Contagious Casino Indirect Expression
  08/21/17
...
twinkling boiling water nibblets
  08/22/17
...
Amethyst Masturbator
  08/22/17
...
Big-titted Mental Disorder Digit Ratio
  08/22/17
"towr"
adulterous vibrant abode
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
hairraiser smoky location
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Massive ultramarine trump supporter
  08/21/17
wtf
stirring sepia chapel hominid
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Garnet bespoke brethren dilemma
  08/21/17
...
Nighttime brilliant giraffe
  08/21/17
...
Provocative aquamarine skinny woman lodge
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Cowardly Shrine
  08/22/17
...
multi-colored becky hall
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
floppy native macaca
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Nighttime brilliant giraffe
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Garnet bespoke brethren dilemma
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
effete pit
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
hyperventilating station potus
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Nighttime brilliant giraffe
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Concupiscible prole
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
floppy native macaca
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Concupiscible prole
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
French bronze yarmulke
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Dull Motley Newt Incel
  08/22/17
...
coral racy cruise ship boistinker
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
hyperventilating station potus
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
French bronze yarmulke
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Pale Haunting Business Firm
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Copper address old irish cottage
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Jet thriller chad cuck
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
effete pit
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Drunken marvelous pisswyrm tanning salon
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Sienna irradiated kitty organic girlfriend
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Razzle-dazzle psychic depressive
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Cordovan abnormal range selfie
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
boyish dysfunction
  08/22/17
Yeah
frum galvanic spot personal credit line
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Amethyst Masturbator
  08/22/17
yeah man
Navy mediation
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Cowardly Shrine
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Territorial piazza cuckoldry
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
wine famous landscape painting knife
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Talented home
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
high-end razzle useless brakes
  08/23/17
...
red swollen locus son of senegal
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Pale Haunting Business Firm
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Copper address old irish cottage
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: exhilarant cruel-hearted dingle berry

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: 180 arrogant toilet seat plaza

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: effete pit

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone background story headpube

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: burgundy step-uncle's house

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Snowy charismatic corner

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Cordovan abnormal range selfie

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Mewling heady theater

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Snowy charismatic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: nubile generalized bond fortuitous meteor

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Snowy charismatic corner

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Nighttime brilliant giraffe

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: twinkling boiling water nibblets

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Nighttime brilliant giraffe

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Contagious Casino Indirect Expression

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: twinkling boiling water nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Amethyst Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Big-titted Mental Disorder Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: adulterous vibrant abode

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: hairraiser smoky location

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Massive ultramarine trump supporter

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: stirring sepia chapel hominid

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Garnet bespoke brethren dilemma

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Nighttime brilliant giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Provocative aquamarine skinny woman lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Cowardly Shrine

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: multi-colored becky hall



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: floppy native macaca

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Nighttime brilliant giraffe

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Garnet bespoke brethren dilemma

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: effete pit

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: hyperventilating station potus

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Nighttime brilliant giraffe

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible prole

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: floppy native macaca

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible prole

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: French bronze yarmulke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Dull Motley Newt Incel

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: coral racy cruise ship boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating station potus

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: French bronze yarmulke

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Pale Haunting Business Firm

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Copper address old irish cottage

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Jet thriller chad cuck

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: effete pit

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Drunken marvelous pisswyrm tanning salon

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Sienna irradiated kitty organic girlfriend

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle psychic depressive

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Cordovan abnormal range selfie

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: boyish dysfunction

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: frum galvanic spot personal credit line

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Amethyst Masturbator

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Navy mediation

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Cowardly Shrine

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Territorial piazza cuckoldry

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: wine famous landscape painting knife

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Talented home

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: high-end razzle useless brakes

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: red swollen locus son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Pale Haunting Business Firm

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Copper address old irish cottage

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)