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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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garnet tank psychic
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
bipolar red dingle berry
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
bright space
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Insecure cuck
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Confused Corner Coffee Pot
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
duck-like adventurous jap point
  08/21/17
Its much easier
coiffed tantric sanctuary gaming laptop
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Sienna razzmatazz blood rage newt
  08/21/17
...
duck-like adventurous jap point
  08/21/17
CR
underhanded idiot menage
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
duck-like adventurous jap point
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Dashing light organic girlfriend
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
cerise diverse hominid
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Dashing light organic girlfriend
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
trip judgmental feces party of the first part
  08/21/17
...
cerise diverse hominid
  08/22/17
...
House-broken Heaven
  08/22/17
...
Bossy People Who Are Hurt University
  08/22/17
"towr"
carmine potus brethren
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
startling abode
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Disturbing school
  08/21/17
wtf
tripping resort gay wizard
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Translucent Startled Gaping Pit
  08/21/17
...
Dashing light organic girlfriend
  08/21/17
...
Talented Spot Love Of Her Life
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Brilliant hyperventilating school cafeteria mad cow disease
  08/22/17
...
thirsty codepig station
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
pale friendly grandma
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Dashing light organic girlfriend
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Translucent Startled Gaping Pit
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
bright space
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
carnelian nursing home
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Dashing light organic girlfriend
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
buff hall
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
pale friendly grandma
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
buff hall
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
yellow principal's office scourge upon the earth
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
burgundy odious business firm masturbator
  08/22/17
...
Soul-stirring institution weed whacker
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
carnelian nursing home
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
yellow principal's office scourge upon the earth
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
disgusting violet piazza clown
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Chrome stead
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
harsh pisswyrm meetinghouse
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
bright space
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
fragrant bronze locus
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Costumed vigorous native skinny woman
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
bateful milky field deer antler
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
coiffed tantric sanctuary gaming laptop
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Heady unhinged boistinker main people
  08/22/17
Yeah
Mint Sandwich Faggot Firefighter
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
House-broken Heaven
  08/22/17
yeah man
Aqua set national security agency
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Brilliant hyperventilating school cafeteria mad cow disease
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
glassy hospital
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
aphrodisiac silver lodge french chef
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
shivering church
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
vivacious range
  08/23/17
...
Galvanic stage
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
disgusting violet piazza clown
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Chrome stead
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: garnet tank psychic

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: bipolar red dingle berry

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: bright space

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Insecure cuck

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Confused Corner Coffee Pot

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: duck-like adventurous jap point

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: coiffed tantric sanctuary gaming laptop

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Sienna razzmatazz blood rage newt

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: duck-like adventurous jap point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: underhanded idiot menage

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: duck-like adventurous jap point

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Dashing light organic girlfriend

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: cerise diverse hominid

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Dashing light organic girlfriend

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: trip judgmental feces party of the first part

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: cerise diverse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: House-broken Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Bossy People Who Are Hurt University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: carmine potus brethren

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: startling abode

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Disturbing school

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: tripping resort gay wizard

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Translucent Startled Gaping Pit

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Dashing light organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Talented Spot Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Brilliant hyperventilating school cafeteria mad cow disease

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: thirsty codepig station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: pale friendly grandma

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Dashing light organic girlfriend

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Translucent Startled Gaping Pit

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: bright space

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: carnelian nursing home

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Dashing light organic girlfriend

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: buff hall

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: pale friendly grandma

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: buff hall

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: yellow principal's office scourge upon the earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: burgundy odious business firm masturbator

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring institution weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: carnelian nursing home

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: yellow principal's office scourge upon the earth

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: disgusting violet piazza clown

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Chrome stead

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: harsh pisswyrm meetinghouse

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: bright space

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: fragrant bronze locus

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Costumed vigorous native skinny woman

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: bateful milky field deer antler

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: coiffed tantric sanctuary gaming laptop

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Heady unhinged boistinker main people

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Mint Sandwich Faggot Firefighter

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: House-broken Heaven

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Aqua set national security agency

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Brilliant hyperventilating school cafeteria mad cow disease

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: glassy hospital

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac silver lodge french chef

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: shivering church

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: vivacious range

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Galvanic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: disgusting violet piazza clown

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Chrome stead

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)