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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Appetizing persian really tough guy
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
hot crimson macaca windowlicker
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
lascivious business firm
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
twinkling nubile stock car mediation
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
chrome passionate foreskin stage
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Exciting cuckoldry
  08/21/17
Its much easier
iridescent cerebral mother bbw
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Demanding goal in life menage
  08/21/17
...
Exciting cuckoldry
  08/21/17
CR
Buck-toothed autistic cruise ship travel guidebook
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Exciting cuckoldry
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
vigorous rusted feces ticket booth
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Bistre Well-lubricated Whorehouse
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
vigorous rusted feces ticket booth
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
bonkers erotic state
  08/21/17
...
Bistre Well-lubricated Whorehouse
  08/22/17
...
emerald diverse gas station
  08/22/17
...
wild dopamine cumskin
  08/22/17
"towr"
clear violent corner
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
White institution main people
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
sooty puppy
  08/21/17
wtf
Aphrodisiac National Security Agency
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Mahogany marvelous sanctuary love of her life
  08/21/17
...
vigorous rusted feces ticket booth
  08/21/17
...
180 laser beams
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
pale abode jew
  08/22/17
...
Angry pervert
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
fishy church internal respiration
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
vigorous rusted feces ticket booth
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Mahogany marvelous sanctuary love of her life
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
lascivious business firm
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Costumed brunch mexican
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
vigorous rusted feces ticket booth
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
racy insecure office becky
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
fishy church internal respiration
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
racy insecure office becky
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
motley light principal's office
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
razzle international law enforcement agency resort
  08/22/17
...
carnelian water buffalo
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Costumed brunch mexican
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
motley light principal's office
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Maroon out-of-control roast beef mood
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
cracking grizzly filthpig
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
rose rigor yarmulke
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
lascivious business firm
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
sable vivacious stage milk
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Big church building
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
jet-lagged irate point private investor
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
iridescent cerebral mother bbw
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
dull range twinkling uncleanness
  08/22/17
Yeah
Hairraiser lodge telephone
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
emerald diverse gas station
  08/22/17
yeah man
galvanic box office
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
pale abode jew
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Scarlet dysfunction parlor
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
French stimulating dog poop
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
know-it-all yapping spot fortuitous meteor
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
lake locale headpube
  08/23/17
...
disrespectful house
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Maroon out-of-control roast beef mood
  08/23/17
So does algebra
cracking grizzly filthpig
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Appetizing persian really tough guy

no

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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: hot crimson macaca windowlicker

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: lascivious business firm

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: twinkling nubile stock car mediation

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: chrome passionate foreskin stage

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Exciting cuckoldry

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: iridescent cerebral mother bbw

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Demanding goal in life menage

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Exciting cuckoldry



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Buck-toothed autistic cruise ship travel guidebook

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Exciting cuckoldry

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: vigorous rusted feces ticket booth

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Bistre Well-lubricated Whorehouse

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: vigorous rusted feces ticket booth

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: bonkers erotic state

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Bistre Well-lubricated Whorehouse



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: emerald diverse gas station



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: wild dopamine cumskin



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: clear violent corner

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: White institution main people

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: sooty puppy

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac National Security Agency

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Mahogany marvelous sanctuary love of her life

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: vigorous rusted feces ticket booth



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: 180 laser beams



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: pale abode jew

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Angry pervert



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: fishy church internal respiration

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: vigorous rusted feces ticket booth

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Mahogany marvelous sanctuary love of her life

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: lascivious business firm

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Costumed brunch mexican

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: vigorous rusted feces ticket booth

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: racy insecure office becky

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: fishy church internal respiration

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: racy insecure office becky

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: motley light principal's office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: razzle international law enforcement agency resort

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: carnelian water buffalo



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Costumed brunch mexican

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: motley light principal's office

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Maroon out-of-control roast beef mood

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: cracking grizzly filthpig

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: rose rigor yarmulke

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: lascivious business firm

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: sable vivacious stage milk

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Big church building

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged irate point private investor

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: iridescent cerebral mother bbw

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: dull range twinkling uncleanness

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser lodge telephone

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: emerald diverse gas station

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: galvanic box office

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: pale abode jew

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Scarlet dysfunction parlor

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: French stimulating dog poop

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping spot fortuitous meteor

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: lake locale headpube

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: disrespectful house



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Maroon out-of-control roast beef mood

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: cracking grizzly filthpig

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)